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#1

Two of the most underrated characters in all of television.  Some of my favs:

Ralph: "Hi Lisa!  Hi Supernintendo Chalmers!  Hi liar!"

Ralph in a sad voice: "Is President Lincoln okay?"

"What's a battle?"

 

 

Moe: 

"Well, I'm better than dirt.  Well, most kinds of dirt.  I mean, not that fancy store bought dirt, that stuff's loading with nutrients.  I can't compete with that stuff."

#3

Fail English?  That's unpossible.

 

I use umpossible all the time just to see if anyone picks it up.

#6

Every year, my Valentine's day card to my wife says, " I choo choo choose you.'

#9

If I ever find out who you are I'm gonna shove a sausage down your throat and stick starving dogs up your butt!

 

Hugh Jazz!  Has anyone here seen a Hugh Jazz!? 

Edited by Brock Sampson

#10

I'm Moe. Or as the ladies like to call me, "Hey you behind the bushes!"

#16

This is my sandbox, I'm not allowed to go in the deep end.

All of my friends are having birthdays this year!

I cheated wrong.  I copied the Lisa and and used the Ralph answers.

#17
1 hour ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Cop and bartender from The Simpsons.

Guess it has been a long time since I watched the Simpsons plus I am an idiot.

#20

Grandma had hair like that when she went to sleep in her forever box

#21

alright sir you’re free to go.

good cos i got a hot date tonight

beeeeeeeep

a date

beeeeeeeeeeeep

dinner with friends

beeeeeeeeeeepp

dinner alone

beeeeeeeeeeeep

alright… i’m going to sit at home and ogle the ladies in the victoria secret catalogue

beeeeeeeeeeep

sears catalogue

ding!

now would you unhook me please, I don’t deserve this kind of shabby treatment

beeeeeeeeeeeeep

#23

"Can I have a Scotch and water?"

"My Scotch is a Scotch and water."

#29
On 9/10/2018 at 8:26 PM, Pancho Negro said:

I moved here because on a calculator, the zip code spells “boobs.”

I saw this, then immediately google searched zip codes for 80085 to see if one actually existed.  We'll never know where Springfield really is.

#30
On 9/10/2018 at 5:59 AM, NorthLoop said:

My cat's breath smells like cat food

We got a new kitten.  She jumped on my lap the other night and all I could hear in my head was Ralph.

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#34
On ‎9‎/‎10‎/‎2018 at 6:04 PM, XYZ said:

"you ain't going nowhere, cutie"

I use this at least once a week on Trix

#35
On 9/9/2018 at 10:36 PM, smoky said:

Every year, my Valentine's day card to my wife says, " I choo choo choose you.'

and there’s a picture of a train!

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