September 9, 20187 yr Two of the most underrated characters in all of television. Some of my favs: Ralph: "Hi Lisa! Hi Supernintendo Chalmers! Hi liar!" Ralph in a sad voice: "Is President Lincoln okay?" "What's a battle?" Moe: "Well, I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt. I mean, not that fancy store bought dirt, that stuff's loading with nutrients. I can't compete with that stuff."
September 10, 20187 yr Fail English? That's unpossible. I use umpossible all the time just to see if anyone picks it up.
September 10, 20187 yr Every year, my Valentine's day card to my wife says, " I choo choo choose you.'
September 10, 20187 yr If I ever find out who you are I'm gonna shove a sausage down your throat and stick starving dogs up your butt! Hugh Jazz! Has anyone here seen a Hugh Jazz!? Edited September 10, 20187 yr by Brock Sampson
September 10, 20187 yr 1 hour ago, Steamboat1874 said: Who ? Never heard of them. Cop and bartender from The Simpsons.
September 10, 20187 yr 2 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said: Police Chief Wiggum's son and bartender from The Simpsons. fify
September 10, 20187 yr This is my sandbox, I'm not allowed to go in the deep end. All of my friends are having birthdays this year! I cheated wrong. I copied the Lisa and and used the Ralph answers.
September 10, 20187 yr 1 hour ago, Fudge Nuggets said: Cop and bartender from The Simpsons. Guess it has been a long time since I watched the Simpsons plus I am an idiot.
September 10, 20187 yr alright sir you’re free to go. good cos i got a hot date tonight beeeeeeeep a date beeeeeeeeeeeep dinner with friends beeeeeeeeeeepp dinner alone beeeeeeeeeeeep alright… i’m going to sit at home and ogle the ladies in the victoria secret catalogue beeeeeeeeeeep sears catalogue ding! now would you unhook me please, I don’t deserve this kind of shabby treatment beeeeeeeeeeeeep
September 11, 20187 yr "First I was Kid Gorgeous, then Kid Presentable, then Kid Gruesome... ...then Kid Moe."
September 12, 20187 yr On 9/10/2018 at 8:26 PM, Pancho Negro said: I moved here because on a calculator, the zip code spells “boobs.” I saw this, then immediately google searched zip codes for 80085 to see if one actually existed. We'll never know where Springfield really is.
September 12, 20187 yr On 9/10/2018 at 5:59 AM, NorthLoop said: My cat's breath smells like cat food We got a new kitten. She jumped on my lap the other night and all I could hear in my head was Ralph.
September 26, 20187 yr Can't figure out how to do YouTube videos, but this always make me laugh. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6-oswzEjgc
September 26, 20187 yr On 9/10/2018 at 6:04 PM, XYZ said: "you ain't going nowhere, cutie" I use this at least once a week on Trix
September 26, 20187 yr On 9/9/2018 at 10:36 PM, smoky said: Every year, my Valentine's day card to my wife says, " I choo choo choose you.' and there’s a picture of a train!
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