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Am I losing my mind? Didn’t you use to be pretty far right?

Maybe confusing me with someone else. No worries.
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18 hours ago, StassneyHorn said:

Is poking shitty conservatives a shtick? Cause I thought that was the only thing this board did

If you have a point you might want to make it.  Lots of posts and words, not much meaningful content.  You also come across as a condescending fucktard.  I don’t like you very much, and that’s a low fucking bar.  From a south austinite, you should change your username to Rand Paul or some other useless shit.  

Edited by Judge Roybeanbag

18 hours ago, StassneyHorn said:

Garrison Keillor was NPR

Not a Pedophile Rapist?

On 8/6/2025 at 11:35 AM, crash_davis said:

For the fake fiscal responsible magats, I guess this is how we paying for Trump's $100M+ price tag for playing golf all the fucking time? I mean, we paid for his ass to visit his golf course in Scotland.

Just keep sucking that pedo dick, magats.

Oh let’s not forget ending MRNA vaccine research that can benefit um, well, the world and spending twice that amount on a fucking bribe in the form of a Qatari 747

6 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

all these historically racist and anti-lgbt conservatives

Yeah....that's a pretty solid assumption on which you've built the rest of your posting strategy.  Genius.

4 minutes ago, Brian Fantana said:

Are you on drugs? Did TTomTerrific take over your account?

Fight me in the your home court HEB parking lot or quit following me 

18 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Yeah....that's a pretty solid assumption on which you've built the rest of your posting strategy.  Genius.

Hey say something about infants to make Stassney go cry to immamac again. That was fun. 

If you can’t see his constant post history about violence to innocent children that aren’t his is disturbing then that’s on you. ive seen through the act

I think your bot is malfunctioning with the above sentence. Maybe time for a troll software upgrade. 

30 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

If you can’t see his constant post history about violence to innocent children that aren’t his is disturbing then that’s on you. ive seen through the act

I also recently referenced the possibility of Ken Paxton fucking a puppy to death, and actually gaining support because that would "own the libs."  So, be sure to add my history of violence to puppies to your list of things I'm totally in favor of.

On 8/7/2025 at 9:51 AM, StassneyHorn said:

Garrison Keillor was NPR

Actually, no - Keillor was distributed by American Public Media, an offshoot of Minnesota Public Radio, a totally separate org from NPR (if we are splitting hairs). 

The more you know.

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In 1980, MPR began to broadcast APHC nationally. Satellites allowed stations to broadcast their own shows, shifting National Public Radio (NPR) away from its educational roots with programs like APHC. NPR, however, did not broadcast APHC, fearing its audience was “too regional.” APHC’s increasing popularity prompted MPR to join four other stations in 1982 to found American Public Radio, an alternative national distributor.

https://www3.mnhs.org/mnopedia/search/index/thing/prairie-home-companion

2 hours ago, StassneyHorn said:

I post the single highest rated early voting primary and general election content on this site and get paid very well to do it.

My point is, all these historically racist and anti-lgbt conservatives who suddenly converted and got “loud” in 2016, would have been better served this election cycle to tap back into their previous held views and make the party look more masculine to young men. But instead you value open minds and legs on impressionable teens and trans freaks rather than nature’s laws.

You can fuck right off. Repeatedly.

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5 hours ago, StassneyHorn said:

Fight me in the your home court HEB parking lot or quit following me 

Easy. I'll meet you wherever you want. If your intention is violence then you'll be met with the police.

Unless im missing some sarcasm here.

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1 hour ago, StassneyHorn said:

Can I face-fuck off some poster’s kids?

What does this even mean? If that's your fetish then I guess good luck trying it. 

48 minutes ago, mdmost said:

What does this even mean? If that's your fetish then I guess good luck trying it. 

The dude has lost his fucking mind.  It’s ok I guess like you said if that’s your fetish. 
 

3 hours ago, StassneyHorn said:

Can I face-fuck off some poster’s kids?

Dude you need help. What the fuck.

4 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

Easy. I'll meet you wherever you want. If your intention is violence then you'll be met with the police.

Unless im missing some sarcasm here.

Nobody is talking to you 60 year old ginger.

4 hours ago, mdmost said:

What does this even mean? If that's your fetish then I guess good luck trying it. 


Are you and Fantana even paying attention to brisket’s face fucking obsession and kids?

Edited by StassneyHorn

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For the love of christ just put the dumbass on ignore.

Well, I've out of pocket for a couple days looks like the thread has gone off the rails.  Quite stimulating.  Carry on.

We all do still agree that ou sux.  Right?

3 minutes ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

Well, I've out of pocket for a couple days looks like the thread has gone off the rails.  Quite stimulating.  Carry on.

We all do still agree that ou sux.  Right?

Wild how little the mods seem to enforce rules depending on poster. Dude has been going for the better part of a week across multiple threads, and derailing for days with personal attacks.

Really frustrating that being an idiot is a protected class on surly. If you try to engage with them, you get banned for replying to the content of their posts.

3 minutes ago, Captainant said:

Wild how little the mods seem to enforce rules depending on poster. Dude has been going for the better part of a week across multiple threads, and derailing for days with personal attacks.

Really frustrating that being an idiot is a protected class on surly. If you try to engage with them, you get banned for replying to the content of their posts.

It's a classic thread shitting situation for sure.

1 minute ago, Captainant said:

Wild how little the mods seem to enforce rules depending on poster. Dude has been going for the better part of a week across multiple threads, and derailing for days with personal attacks.

Really frustrating that being an idiot is a protected class on surly. If you try to engage with them, you get banned for replying to the content of their posts.

So, you're saying Surly politics are/could be paralleling our American government?  It seems there are some similarities.   The last couple of pages of finger pointing certainly had some entertainment value.  LOL.

Didn’t dumbashammers claim the alternative would not be propaganda? Lmao 

I can't remember how to put someone on ignore, but I'm going to keep trying till I figure it out.

PragerU is made possible by fascists like you

33 minutes ago, Captainant said:

PragerU over PBS.

Lordy.

 

 

State TV for children. This is fine. 

PragerU over PBS.
Lordy.
 
 

Where are the posters saying the government shouldn’t use tax dollars to pay for entertainment?

What's fascinating is the fascist's obsession with things that are inherently at least somewhat liberal:  education and media.  They deal with new ideas and are progressive by their very nature.  It's not governmental influence that makes them "liberal."

And then they go with completely state-sponsored and mandated education and media.  

Every accusation.

On 8/11/2025 at 2:58 PM, wild_turkey said:


Where are the posters saying the government shouldn’t use tax dollars to pay for entertainment?

@Thetexashammer is extremely angry about this development.

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On 8/8/2025 at 3:07 PM, StassneyHorn said:

Fight me in the your home court HEB Central Market parking lot or quit following me 

Fixed for you.

On 8/9/2025 at 7:41 AM, Captainant said:

Wild how little the mods seem to enforce rules depending on poster. Dude has been going for the better part of a week across multiple threads, and derailing for days with personal attacks.

Really frustrating that being an idiot is a protected class on surly. If you try to engage with them, you get banned for replying to the content of their posts.

Correct me if I’m wrong, but didn’t banner at the top used to say “same old assholes” or something similar?

 

I don’t what y’all expected.  This isn’t the Downton Abbey weekly episode discussion forum. 😀

3 hours ago, Vanilla Strange Gato said:

This isn’t the Downton Abbey weekly episode discussion forum. 

Could have fooled me.

Politics is discussed at the kitchen table, but not at the kid’s table.

Edited by Willfully Horn

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