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5 minutes ago, ztejas said:

They get points from majors. Bryson auto-qualified. 

I'd be happy to put Koepka on the team if he wasn't a sack of shit all but 1 or 2 weekends every year. 

I'm not sure who else on LIV would even get a shout. 

The rest of the Americans on LIV are trash. Reed is the only one occasionally playing well and even that is hit and miss. The only American you’d want from LIV is Bryson and he’s there. 

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Schauffele is a disaster. Can we sub Keegan in for him?

8 minutes ago, ztejas said:

They get points from majors. Bryson auto-qualified. 

That’s my point. 

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Damn, USA Henley & Xander falling apart...  DAMN

 

We don't even have 8 guys worth a shit to play this afternoon. 

Bryson

Scottie

Cam

JT

Then what? Cantlay? X has to be done. He's fucking awful right now. Henley sucks. English, Morikawa, Griffin all suck. I guess throw Spaun and Burns out there again. 

13 minutes ago, ztejas said:

They get points from majors. Bryson auto-qualified. 

I'd be happy to put Koepka on the team if he wasn't a sack of shit all but 1 or 2 weekends every year. 

I'm not sure who else on LIV would even get a shout. 

Gooch has finished 10th and 6th last 2 years. But he can’t get into the majors. Last played a major in 2022.

5 minutes ago, heso said:

The rest of the Americans on LIV are trash. Reed is the only one occasionally playing well and even that is hit and miss. The only American you’d want from LIV is Bryson and he’s there. 

the funny thing is Hatton finished halfway down the board on the LIV tour.  Gooch and Reed were like 7th and 8th.

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4 minutes ago, ztejas said:

We don't even have 8 guys worth a shit to play this afternoon. 

Bryson...  Scottie...  Cam...  JT

Then what? Cantlay? X has to be done. He's fucking awful right now. Henley sucks. English, Morikawa, Griffin all suck. I guess throw Spaun and Burns out there again. 

This US Team is extremely underwhelming

5 minutes ago, ztejas said:

We don't even have 8 guys worth a shit to play this afternoon. 

 

FIFY

why didn't we play Burns with Scheffler? I thought there was that whole thing about Burns being his buddy.

2 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

why didn't we play Burns with Scheffler? I thought there was that whole thing about Burns being his buddy.

because Keegan is a dumbfuck  

I would do:

Bryson/JT

Cam/Spaun

Scheffler/Burns

Cantlay and then may God have mercy on whoever the 8th guy is 

5 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

why didn't we play Burns with Scheffler? I thought there was that whole thing about Burns being his buddy.

Too much energy in that group. 

All I want to see is the American team hold a news conference and just say in unison, yes we know we're pussies.

If Scottie plays this with any ounce of defense he's a bitch. Throw this straight at the pin. 

I think we need an older captain who doesn't give a fuck about who he pisses off.  the whole reason to have 6 captains picks is to leave guys like Morikawa off.

10 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

why didn't we play Burns with Scheffler? I thought there was that whole thing about Burns being his buddy.

I thought the same, but then the other day they started talking about Scottie and Henley being close, so I don't know.

No wins in his last 6 - about to be 7 - matches, he's mind-fucked in RC and I don't think Bradley did him any favors with the pairings so far.

2 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

I think we need an older captain who doesn't give a fuck about who he pisses off.  the whole reason to have 6 captains picks is to leave guys like Morikawa off.

I mean... that and also so we don't accidentally leave a golfer off because he has to be the fucking captain. 

Koepka and Reed would have won at least a point. 

there is never a point where we make a bomb for birdie and then they miss a shorter putt for birdie.  It is just the US making pars like we are managing the final round to squeek out a top 10 finish at the Texas Open.

You have to assume Vik makes that. Henley needs to drain this. 

5 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

I think we need an older captain who doesn't give a fuck about who he pisses off.  the whole reason to have 6 captains picks is to leave guys like Morikawa off.

Or have a captain that doesn’t ignore all data and analytics. Some of his mistakes are horrible and easily avoidable. 

Nice effort Russ. Did Hellen Keller give you that read?

I would have put that fat shithead cock gobbling cheating ass thief Patrick Reed on the team. Fight me 

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Nice effort Russ. Did Hellen Keller give you that read?

You should see him putt at The Sanderson or Barbasol Classic. Nails.

1 minute ago, hookem48 said:

I would have put that fat shithead cock gobbling cheating ass thief Patrick Reed on the team. Fight me 

He is at home eating a rare steak enjoying this.

Henley scared to fucking death to make that putt, Hovland makes that putt after choking the tee shot. Fucking stones 

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Euros with better roster, in better form, clutch putting...

Add dumbass Keegan captain moves...  US just getting asses kicked

This Scottie ad really twisting the knife in the guts of US fans. 

2 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

Henley scared to fucking death to make that putt, Hovland makes that putt after choking the tee shot. Fucking stones 

Scottie needed to put the ball closer if we're being honest. 

Just now, ztejas said:

This Scottie ad really twisting the knife in the guts of US fans. 

Don't worry, they're running the Morikawa BMW one right behind it.

I wonder how much tickets were to see this ass kicking

We should have sent Bryson and Scottie off together to start. He's the last guy Scottie has won a match with.

Then you can put Cam with someone else and see if he can scratch out another point. 

Then throw Morikawa and English in the Atlantic.

Burns/Sheffler not teaming up is just one of the most mind boggling idiot decisions I've ever seen in Ryder Cup. But I've only been watching for 50+ years. 

Football can’t start soon enough. 

2 minutes ago, AbeFroman said:

Don't worry, they're running the Morikawa BMW one right behind it.

I liked the Tiger one earlier.

"Hey remember how shitty he was, too?"

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SCOTTIECOASTER...   Just a choke shot

Well fuck ladies.  Down 5 after a day and a half.

Even an afternoon sweep doesn't get us square.

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