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Good news. Keegan hasn’t lost confidence in “the boys”. 

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  • Hank Kingsley
    Hank Kingsley

    The Barstool Bro-ificiation of American golf fans. Total classless dipshits. The ugliest display in Ryder Cup history.  DraftKings ads running non-stop.  Turning Bethpage Black into a namele

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    Didn’t know so many people here hated America. Damn, no wonder y’all’s country is in the shitter.

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Oh NOW you fucking play them together Keegan. What a dipshit. 

We are so cooked. 

So basically Americans need to win 3/4 in the afternoon to make this shit competitive for match play.

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1 minute ago, LTtxfan said:

SCOTTIECOASTER...   Just a choke shot

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the funny thing is there was only about a 30 minute window where panicking might have helped.  so panicking/not panicking really didn't matter.

Just now, hookem48 said:

World # 1 just choked on a giant cock. Well done 

His approach on 16 was awful, too. 

I mean I like Scottie but holy shit man.

2 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

Burns/Sheffler not teaming up is just one of the most mind boggling idiot decisions I've ever seen in Ryder Cup. But I've only been watching for 50+ years. 

$100 says it was because Burns doesn't play a Titleist ball. 

In a game of inches where these guys know there distance and spin +/- one yard and 50 RPM, I get it. But such a weird thing that keeps us from fielding the best foursome teams.

No Henley, Morikawa, English, or Griffin this afternoon. So we have that going for us, which is nice.

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Damn...     Euros  8.5          US   3.5

SCOTTIECOASTER   ZERO POINTS  🙄

2 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

How long until the crowd turns on the US?

I want to see some drunk fuck start chasing our team down a fairway with a driver 

thank goodness this event always takes place during college football season.  The US is pussy ass.  They probably won't win this for another 6-10 years.

Edited by dcar00

I don't want to hear shit about how well Europe is playing. It's true, but you have to hold US Ryder Cup committee, Keegan, and players accountable. Everything about this is a disaster. 

2 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

What an unlikable, shitty team, led by a douchebag.   

Incredibly succinct and precise summary.

2 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Damn...     Euros  8.5          US   3.5

SCOTTIECOASTER   ZERO POINTS  🙄

Calling him Scottiecoaster is disrespectful to Spieth's Ryder Cup record. 

1 minute ago, Redneck Mutha said:

No Henley, Morikawa, English, or Griffin this afternoon. So we have that going for us, which is nice.

too little too late.  I think it is hilarious our guys keep saying the Euro's are just making everything.  They really aren't they just aren't choking on giant cocks.

Europe is clearly better,  but they are also full of more likeable players. I have no problem rooting for them over us. There are more guys on that team i enjoy watching and pulling for week in/out.

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Calling him Scottiecoaster is disrespectful to Spieth's Ryder Cup record. 

I Guess If You Say So GIF

Largest deficit going into session 4 in Ryder history.

In case anyone was wondering. And that includes a lot of years where the US was just kicking the shit out of Great Britain. 

2 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

I don't want to hear shit about how well Europe is playing. It's true, but you have to hold US Ryder Cup committee, Keegan, and players accountable. Everything about this is a disaster. 

they really aren't playing other worldly(maybe Rahm).  are they playing good, yes.  we are just a 10lb bag of shit.

I feel like the only mistake Keegan will admit to is not picking himself. 

Team of turds led by an ass.  At least the ticket scalping leeches are gonna take it in the short hairs on the tickets they hoped to make money on tomorrow. 

Cam Young has scored 2 points in the last 24 hours. Scottie has scored 1 point in his last 7 RC matches.

32 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

the funny thing is Hatton finished halfway down the board on the LIV tour.  Gooch and Reed were like 7th and 8th.

Yea but Hatton went win in Dubai, and then 14, 60, 4, 16 in the majors. 

Reed missed the cut in 2/4. Data golf has him 41 in the world in their rankings.  Gooch hasn’t played in a major in a year and a half. DG has him 81 in the world. 

2 minutes ago, pops said:

Europe is clearly better,  but they are also full of more likeable players. I have no problem rooting for them over us. There are more guys on that team i enjoy watching and pulling for week in/out.

Put Rahm back in the PGA, and like 8 of my top 10 guys I tune in to watch aren't American. Fair or not, but it's hard not to see the most American players as cookie cutter golf bros.

I knew they'd get beat.  I didn't think it would be worse than Hal Sutton.

4 minutes ago, heso said:

Yea but Hatton went win in Dubai, and then 14, 60, 4, 16 in the majors. 

Reed missed the cut in 2/4. Data golf has him 41 in the world in their rankings.  Gooch hasn’t played in a major in a year and a half. DG has him 81 in the world. 

I'm certainly not saying the LIV rankings mean a ton it is just an interesting data point.  

5 minutes ago, heso said:

Yea but Hatton went win in Dubai, and then 14, 60, 4, 16 in the majors. 

Reed missed the cut in 2/4. Data golf has him 41 in the world in their rankings.  Gooch hasn’t played in a major in a year and a half. DG has him 81 in the world. 

Reed is the ultimate fuck the Euros guy, exactly what this team needs, don't give a shit if both legs are in casts. US team are pussies.

20 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

$100 says it was because Burns doesn't play a Titleist ball. 

In a game of inches where these guys know there distance and spin +/- one yard and 50 RPM, I get it. But such a weird thing that keeps us from fielding the best foursome teams.

Is that the reason or sponsors the reason? Have all the  pairings so far been guys that play the same ball?

We deserve to lose for wearing white pants.

a few points/opinions:

- not even me supporting the Euros has been enough to jinx them (they must be really good)
- most overhyped event in sports
- nobody on Team USA making clutch putts; everybody on Team Euro playing clutch
- I am going to get a tee time for tomorrow morning; no point in watching the US valiantly win 8ish singles matches
- TV coverage sucks
- fuck OU

29 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

I don't want to hear shit about how well Europe is playing. It's true, but you have to hold US Ryder Cup committee, Keegan, and players accountable. Everything about this is a disaster. 

 

LIV fucked over the ryder cup 

All we need to do is play the greatest four ball session in Ryder history guys. 

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I'm afraid Rahm is going to break Schauffele in half over his knee like Bane against Batman. 

Just now, ztejas said:

I'm afraid Rahm is going to break Schauffele in half over his knee like Bane against Batman. 

How’d that movie end hot shot?  Pick another reference. 
 

This crowd work is embarrassing. They should be embarrassed. 

I think the Americans just need a really well done choreographed cheer on the first tee box to get them going!

 

Morikawa leading the cheers, like your kicker talking shit.

Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

How’d that movie end hot shot?  Pick another reference. 
 

This crowd work is embarrassing. They should be embarrassed. 

The mic picked up some dipshit yelling "Lowry you're fat" just as he hit his 2nd shot on one. Odds are that "fan" weighs under 220?

Cantlay/Burns? Hello electricity!

us team has zero energy / hype

like they don't want to be there 

7 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

The mic picked up some dipshit yelling "Lowry you're fat" just as he hit his 2nd shot on one. Odds are that "fan" weighs under 220?

I heard they were yelling “Ozempic” at Rahm yesterday. 

Scottie and Bryson with their arms on each other's shoulder at the introduction followed by the awkward fist pumps...now THAT'S what Keegan's brought to the table!

I like Bryson with his arm around Scottie. Pick him up. 

Wish Keegan would have let Scottie play with him this morning. They play basically the same ball. 

X and Spaun against Rahm is gonna be a whitewash.

3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

us team has zero energy / hype

like they don't want to be there 

I mean... that was a lot of energy.

Feels like Bryson and JT are the only guys that try and manufacture anything. 

the champagne is already in the euro locker room on ice

ready to go 

Edited by tx 3 putt

Those assholes shouting shit at the players while they’re driving/putting should be removed from the grounds and banned from the tournaments. 
Piss poor sportsmanship should have consequences.

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