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Spaun has quietly been almost as garbage as Burns.

Fuck.

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Damn Xander, wake the fuck up... We need birdies 😡

8 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

Keegan..still not panicking

He’s gonna send Trump out for singles tomorrow so…I think things about to get turned around!

2 minutes ago, nolongerU2horn said:

He’s gonna send Trump out for singles tomorrow so…I think things about to get turned around!

Trump could probably give us more than Burns has today. 

15 minutes ago, dieucla98 said:

What part of his statement is wrong?

You're really showing your ass these last few hours. Might be time to take a nap. 

Yes, some LIV Golf players received special exemptions to play in the 2025 PGA Championship because they did not qualify through standard criteria, such as world rankings or past performance, as LIV events do not award Official World Golf Ranking points. Notable examples include Dustin Johnson, Joaquin Niemann, Tom McKibbin, and David Puig, with the PGA of America reserving the right to issue invitations to worthy players

Bryson needs to make a fucking putt. Keeps putting Scottie under pressure. 

Fleetwood with an absolute gift there. 

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Trump could probably give us more than Burns has today. 

we could at least use a flyover right about now.

Spaun is a joke. At least Burns bailed Cantlay out on that last hole. 

Fleetwood. Fuckin' A, man.

And Scottie hits the damn stick 🤬

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Just now, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Fleetwood. Fuckin' A, man.

Then just crushing a burrito in the fairway.

I don't think God wants us to win. 

53 minutes ago, C-Man said:


Not if they don’t qualify thru world golf points. LIV events don’t accrue points for world golf rankings. The LIV guys who won majors are still mostly exempt and can play most majors but those guys will age out. If LIV events are never recognized, they’ll cease having guys in majors — and Ryder Cups.

Puig? Gooch? Niemann? Garcia? How many world golf points did they have? Or was it the PGA of America who gave them special exemption so they could ensure the best players in golf made it into their tournament? Go look at 2025, 2024, 2023, etc… PGA of America doesn’t no have an issue with LIV golf. 

3 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

Then just crushing a burrito in the fairway.

Our chances are riding on some Euro team food poisoning and late night phone/alarm antics, Dinish Patel-style.

Maybe call in the Louisville PD to assist with player parking and throw Rory, Lowry, Rose, Fleetwood in the clink.

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Let's see if Burns gets creative with how he fucks up that birdie attempt.

Nice drive Bryson. 

45 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Justin Rose walking in the putt from 5' out. Just dragging his nuts all over the green.

When you think you missed it left but it goes in after you started walking.

Just now, hookem48 said:

You know you're choking when Burns can't make a putt.

US team can't handle the pressure, which is the norm these days.

Those approach shots were bad from JT and Young. 

FINALLY Bryson. Thank you.

Bunch of Stratton Oakmont rejects in the Bethpage gallery.

Burns is a fucking embarrassment. Poor Cantlay. 

Holes 6-7 of the Scottie/Bryson match are the only holes in any of the afternoon matches that have had a red flag displayed. Cool stuff.

Didn't see Burns choking coming, dude should have gone out with Scottie to start, different ball be damned.

Gonna be 5 hours of tv coverage tomorrow after Europe clinches.

Just want to see some sports star on social media call these fuckers out for being pussies.

Really want to know which if any players changed balls to play in earlier matches, too lazy to figure it out myself.

Make it to win leave 3 feet short.

other than Young and Cantlay everyone else is below average to suckass.

At least the time zone difference means these guys aren’t ruining my entire day by dribbling pee down their pants. 

Scottie is really going to go 0-4 isn't he.

1 minute ago, dcar00 said:

other than Young and Cantlay everyone else is below average to suckass.

And Young choked a couple short putts to start.

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