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Play for pride tomorrow. Don't let them set the record. 

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    The Barstool Bro-ificiation of American golf fans. Total classless dipshits. The ugliest display in Ryder Cup history.  DraftKings ads running non-stop.  Turning Bethpage Black into a namele

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    Didn’t know so many people here hated America. Damn, no wonder y’all’s country is in the shitter.

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2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Play for pride tomorrow. Don't let them set the record. 

that's all that is left.  they need 5 points

Just now, perfectchaos007 said:

Will the afternoon round be played tomorrow even if Europe clinches in the morning session?

They'll play it out most likely. Might see some matches concede early but these guys all care too much, despite this less than moving performance. 

5 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Will the afternoon round be played tomorrow even if Europe clinches in the morning session?

There's no afternoon session. They all go out one after another.

Even with this lopsided score, everyone will easily be on the course when Europe clinches. 

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3 minutes ago, dieucla98 said:

They'll play it out most likely. Might see some matches concede early but these guys all care too much, despite this less than moving performance. 

there isn't a session.  They just go out one pair after another.  They decided years ago to play all matches to the end.

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The Barstool Bro-ificiation of American golf fans. Total classless dipshits. The ugliest display in Ryder Cup history. 

DraftKings ads running non-stop. 

Turning Bethpage Black into a nameless, faceless muni track. 

A captain way in over his head. 

A squad with no leadership, no camaraderie, and no personalities. 

American players getting paid to play.

American players wearing sneakers and no tie to Ryder Cup Gala.

 

 

Don't let your patriotism or Team Europe's incredible play blind you. This is embarrassing. Soul searching is needed. 

 

 

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I’ll say regarding the Rory-fans situation, I personally talked shit to Rory up close and personal at the 2018 Ryder Cup in Paris while waiting after a bad shot into the rough early in the competition. It was pretty biting and devilishly clever in my mind but the type of thing I’d be embarrassed to admit having said if my wife and kids asked. It was probably out of line and he turned and looked at me with a chuckle and said “that was good.” Took it in good fun and then proceeded to beat our ass like a competitor. 

For him to feel like shit was scary, too far, and necessitating LEO intervention tells me that there was some seriously trashy bridge and tunnel nonsense at play. 

the Europe team simply came, saw, and conquered. Complete and utter domination. Please never let Bryson be part of this again. He fucking sucks in RC. 

1 hour ago, TonyTexas said:

I bet you didn’t say that when Dustin, Brooks or Rickie were on the team. 

I’ll say it for any Ryder Cup match, football, baseball, golf, basketball anything sports related. 

6 minutes ago, sidis said:

Please never let Bryson be part of this again. He fucking sucks in RC. 

I guess we could say the same for Scheffler then.

5 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Good video with Sky Sports commentary of the "incident". 

 

DeChambeau is such a fag.

Ted Scott seemed to really lose his cool as well. 

I think it says something that Scottie stayed back during most of that encounter. 

3 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Don't let your patriotism or Team Europe's incredible play blind you. This is embarrassing. 

Sir... my patriotism makes it MORE embarassing. 

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That Rose number is fucking preposterous.

Burns needs to never make another team unless he AQs I guess. 

24 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

I guess we could say the same for Scheffler then.

Let's just not field a team in '27. 

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It’s pretty clear that Scottie  doesn’t enjoy this event and can’t wait to get the fuck out of there and he’s far from the only player who feels that way. Plenty of embarrassing behavior at this event as always and Rory and Lowry are right at the top of the list.  No need to inflame the situation with a massive lead but they couldn’t help themselves.  I can only imagine the reaction of the Euro press if multiple American players yelled fuck you at the Euro crowd. Easily the worst behavior from players in the history of the event. 

39 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Good video with Sky Sports commentary of the "incident". 

 

 

usa caddy (i think dechambro) putting hands on molinari should be auto suspended tomorrow and lifetime ban 

 

17 minutes ago, alincoln said:

It’s pretty clear that Scottie  doesn’t enjoy this event and can’t wait to get the fuck out of there and he’s far from the only player who feels that way. Plenty of embarrassing behavior at this event as always and Rory and Lowry are right at the top of the list.  No need to inflame the situation with a massive lead but they couldn’t help themselves.  I can only imagine the reaction of the Euro press if multiple American players yelled fuck you at the Euro crowd. Easily the worst behavior from players in the history of the event. 

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19 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Strokes gained four balls (these might have a couple holes missing - I'll update it later)

 

Let's just not field a team in '27. 

Oh we will field a team it will just be minus guys with losing ryder cup records and those considered douches.

Bryson can fucking play. JT (terrible pairing for him btw) was awful yesterday morning, then Bryson dragged Griffin around and almost pulled a half point by himself against the Rose/Fleetwood juggernaut yesterday afternoon. Then when they paired him up with good partners he dominated this morning with Cam and stayed in a match with Scheffler that any other pairing would’ve been closed out by hole 12 with the way Rose played.  Saying you don’t want him on the team moving forward is quite a take.
 

He’s a weird guy but guess what, he AQ’d anyway so put him with a mellow guy that can stripe his irons (Cam, Scheffler, JJ) and let him cook. 
 

Pretty clear Scheffler isn’t an alpha team leader type of guy. That’s fine. But the problem is there’s a leadership vacuum that needs to be filled, and unless JT can get back to being a top 5 player, I’m not sure who’s filling those shoes. 

if scottie is 2-2, it's very interesting tomorrow

as the world #1, he could easily be 3-1 and it's damn interesting tomorrow 

2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

if scottie is 2-2, it's very interesting tomorrow

as the world #1, he could easily be 3-1 and it's damn interesting tomorrow 

Scheffler hasn’t been great, but this is team golf. IMO Scheffler’s hit his own ball good enough to not be 0-4. 

2 minutes ago, MrX said:

But the problem is there’s a leadership vacuum that needs to be filled 

 

not sure if it was offered but tiger or phil as vice captain would have been 🔥🔥🔥

a huge part of being ryder cup captain is nailing the match ups. pre event team functions, getting guys playing together and seeing who can gel (before matches begin), letting the team feel each other out and getting to know each other 

 

27 minutes ago, alincoln said:

It’s pretty clear that Scottie  doesn’t enjoy this event and can’t wait to get the fuck out of there and he’s far from the only player who feels that way. Plenty of embarrassing behavior at this event as always and Rory and Lowry are right at the top of the list.  No need to inflame the situation with a massive lead but they couldn’t help themselves.  I can only imagine the reaction of the Euro press if multiple American players yelled fuck you at the Euro crowd. Easily the worst behavior from players in the history of the event. 

Right. Rory and Lowry were definitely the problem out there.

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Tiger turned down the captaincy for this RC. 

2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

not sure if it was offered but tiger or phil as vice captain would have been 🔥🔥🔥

a huge part of being ryder cup captain is nailing the match ups. pre event team functions, getting guys playing together and seeing who can gel (before matches begin), letting the team feel each other out and getting to know each other 

 

 

1 minute ago, MrX said:

Scheffler hasn’t been great, but this is team golf. IMO Scheffler’s hit his own ball good enough to not be 0-4. 

 

it's obvious he doesn't want to be there

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I'm going to go out on a tiny ass limb and guess that whatever led to Rory telling someone to shut the fuck up was very well deserved. American pro sports crowds are made up of some fucking garbage humans.

1 minute ago, 4th&Five said:

Tiger turned down the captaincy for this RC. 

 

 

smart move, this roster sucks lol

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

not sure if it was offered but tiger or phil as vice captain would have been 🔥🔥🔥

a huge part of being ryder cup captain is nailing the match ups. pre event team functions, getting guys playing together and seeing who can gel (before matches begin), letting the team feel each other out and getting to know each other 

 

Oh agree. Keegan’s been terrible. But I was talking about the player leadership aspect. Everyone calls JT the “heart and soul of the team” but he needed a pity invite to make Rome and couldn’t AQ this time around and played like shit the back half of the year. Meanwhile Rory is a clear top 3 guy who just secured a point while getting ruthlessly heckled for four hours…against JT. 

haha euro fans still on the range after dark. giving dechambro encouragement 😂😂😂

 

 

Cool. At least we get Rory vs. Scottie. That's something.

5 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

haha euro fans still on the range after dark. giving dechambro encouragement 😂😂😂

 

 

I don't like the way Bryson threw those balls to the fans. It looked aggressive and mean-spirited. Also I think his smile was fake. I think he should be banned from the event moving forward and also not allowed to play any majors. 

 

Did I do it right?

Bryson vs. Fitzpatrick is also quite the contrast.

Burns may lose to Bobby Mac 6 and 5. 

9 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I don't like the way Bryson threw those balls to the fans. It looked aggressive and mean-spirited. Also I think his smile was fake. I think he should be banned from the event moving forward and also not allowed to play any majors. 

 

Did I do it right?

No.

Bryson is a 14 year old golf savant trapped in a man's body. 

There is an endearing innocence within him, which is in constant battle with his douchey ignorance. 

A sports enigma that isn't worth protecting unless you went to SMU. (😉)

 

 

 

1 minute ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Bryson is a 14 year old golf savant trapped in a man's body. 

There is an endearing innocence within him, which is in constant battle with his douchey ignorance. 

A sports enigma that isn't worth protecting unless you went to SMU. (😉)

He should start wearing his little costume again like he did when he started on the tour.

10 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Bryson is a 14 year old golf savant trapped in a man's body. 

There is an endearing innocence within him, which is in constant battle with his douchey ignorance. 

A sports enigma that isn't worth protecting unless you went to SMU. (😉)

 

 

 

I like it but I'd sub ignorance for arrogance. 

I also don't bother defending him most of the time. He doesn't need my protection. He has legions of fans and legions of haters already. There was a stretch where I really wasn't a big fan of his and kind of only liked him/cheered for him because we were SMU contemporaries. It felt like a chore at points to put up with his bullshit. 

The past couple years I think he has matured quite a bit and it helps that he's played a ton of badass golf. He still does stuff I don't like but overall I'm proud that he went to SMU. SMU isn't Texas - it's not overflowing with celebrity alums and big-time professional athletes - it's a really big deal to have a guy like him not only win a national title but then go on to have serious professional success and stay in touch with his roots and rep the school. 

TCU doesn't have anyone like Bryson, for example. Baylor doesn't have anyone like Bryson. Rice doesn't have anyone like Bryson. 

It's cool. And it's fun. Rory was my favorite player for a long time but Bryson overtook him sometime in the last year for me. 

Hovland last is smart. He'll likely just scratch if his neck is that bad & they won't need his point anyway.

26 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Bryson is a 14 year old golf savant trapped in a man's body. 

There is an endearing innocence within him, which is in constant battle with his douchey ignorance. 

A sports enigma that isn't worth protecting unless you went to SMU. (😉)

 

 

 

 

and a lot of hgh 

6 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Hovland last is smart. He'll likely just scratch if his neck is that bad & they won't need his point anyway.


He might beat English with just a 7 iron

13 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:


He might beat English with just a 7 iron

and a Dr Pepper bottle

16 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:


He might beat English with just a 7 iron

Not a challenge. Should have to use a shovel. 

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