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  • Hank Kingsley
    Hank Kingsley

    The Barstool Bro-ificiation of American golf fans. Total classless dipshits. The ugliest display in Ryder Cup history.  DraftKings ads running non-stop.  Turning Bethpage Black into a namele

  • Ted Lange
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  • East Mall
    East Mall

    Didn’t know so many people here hated America. Damn, no wonder y’all’s country is in the shitter.

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Oh I totally agree with you that everyone should be playing under one roof. Rahm cashing checks then showing up four times a year to play decent golf and spinning a Ryder Cup domination creates one confusing legacy for a guy who could be an all timer 

And yes. Keegan should be skewered on the shit he can actually control. He ultimately had 23 decisions (6 picks, 16 pairings, 1 singles order) and has fucked up at least half of them 

American golf is in bad shape right now outside of Scottie.

BDC and Xander are probably the next two guys. After that, things get ugly and murky. Morikawa and Koepka have faded, Spieth and DJ are cooked, JT is wildly inconsistent. Lots of guys have flashed but not found consistency. No young guns showings serious potential yet. It sucks. 

 

16 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

American golf is in bad shape right now outside of Scottie.

BDC and Xander are probably the next two guys. After that, things get ugly and murky. Morikawa and Koepka have faded, Spieth and DJ are cooked, JT is wildly inconsistent. Lots of guys have flashed but not found consistency. No young guns showings serious potential yet. It sucks. 

 

What we need is an extremely visible and wildly popular guy who has an oversized social media reach to try and cater the game towards fans and amateurs and beginner players and kids in hopes of sparking the next generation of golf in America. 

Oh. Wait.

Sorry. I'm not trying to be a cunt. All of the bullshit I've had to read the last couple days has gotten to me a bit. 

I think US golf is fine. We swept the majors a year ago. This was a really poor showing for myriad reasons. 

The goal now is to take some notes and learn from mistakes and go steal one in '27 for the first time in 34 years. 

Edited by ztejas

A Scottie, Xander, BDC, Cantlay, Cam, JT, Morikawa core is still relatively young and, if in decent form, going to be competitive in this event for the foreseeable future.  Xander had a significant injury (and then just had a kid) which turned this year into a lost one, JT hasn’t been right in two years but showed flashes in the spring, and Morikawa is wildly talented but went off the damn rails for whatever reason this season. 
 

That’s half the team, so I don’t think it’s dire. But I agree the secondary guys are a big question mark right now. Spaun seems like he can hang and then contribute for another cycle. But those last four spots are totally up for grabs in ‘27. 

51 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

 

What a fucking loser!

😂

So who will they choose as the Nicklaus Jacklin award recipient? Does JT earn it by spending half his time trying to quiet the American crowds to no avail? Of course the other half of the time he's trying to hype them up when his partner's nailed a putt to bail their ass out.

Maybe they give it to Rory simply for having to put up with the disgraceful actions of the American "fans" all weekend long. After reading the article from Golf Digest that @4th&Five linked not only does he deserve it, but if he took his driver upside the skull of one of those assholes I'd raise a pint glass to him.

Or here's a thought: once Europe earns 2.5 points to get them to 14--which they could do by  the 4th match--Luke Donald could instruct his team to concede every remaining match. Europe retains the Cup at 14 - 14 1/2, the Americans have to eat a plate of shit knowing that they were gifted twice the points they earned to prevent an ass whipping for the record books, and Luke gets the sportsmanship award.

When I make my next birdie I’m doing a Rory to my partners.

“Fuck you, fuck you and fuck you”

Should be epic

44 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Or here's a thought: once Europe earns 2.5 points to get them to 14--which they could do by  the 4th match--Luke Donald could instruct his team to concede every remaining match. Europe retains the Cup at 14 - 14 1/2, the Americans have to eat a plate of shit knowing that they were gifted twice the points they earned to prevent an ass whipping for the record books, and Luke gets the sportsmanship award.

Yesterday I was thinking that Euros may take their foot off the gas once the clinched. But after our antics and with the MOV record within reach, I think they might be out for blood. 8 points to get to 19.5 with what looks like pretty big advantages in the following:

  • Fleetwood vs Thomas
  • McIlroy vs Scheffler (and I bet Rory is VERY motivated to hang 0-5 on world #1)
  • Rahm vs Schauffle
  • Lowry vs Henley
  • Hojgaard vs Griffin
  • Hatton vs Morikawa
  • MacIntyre vs Burns
  • Hovland vs Harris (depending on  Hovland's injury)

What US player would you bet on in any of those matches?

1 hour ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

So who will they choose as the Nicklaus Jacklin award recipient? .

Who gives a shit?

10 minutes ago, Redneck Mutha said:

Yesterday I was thinking that Euros may take their foot off the gas once the clinched. But after our antics and with the MOV record within reach, I think they might be out for blood. 8 points to get to 19.5 with what looks like pretty big advantages in the following:

  • Fleetwood vs Thomas
  • McIlroy vs Scheffler (and I bet Rory is VERY motivated to hang 0-5 on world #1)
  • Rahm vs Schauffle
  • Lowry vs Henley
  • Hojgaard vs Griffin
  • Hatton vs Morikawa
  • MacIntyre vs Burns
  • Hovland vs Harris (depending on  Hovland's injury)

What US player would you bet on in any of those matches?

If I squint, only Harris. And that's only due to Hovland being injured.

And as funny as it is to imagine the Euros conceding so they can get the celebration started early, I think they're going to enjoy drubbing the shit out of the US. Force the shitty American fans to listen to the Ole chants all afternoon long.

13 minutes ago, Lamar said:

Who gives a shit?

Phil Mickelson?

1 minute ago, aggie08 said:

Phil Mickelson?

Why? Because the majority of winners of this award play on LIV now?

 

23 minutes ago, Lamar said:

Who gives a shit?

Well, NBC that promotes the shit out of the sportsmanship aspect and award throughout the competition for one. Plus the fact that the match is already over means they've got 5+ hours of air to fill so they've gotta try and push the "feel good" story during an event that hasn't had any so far.

But I guess the simple answer is, your prolapsed rectum.

On 9/26/2025 at 5:29 PM, TonyTexas said:

The Ryder Cup seems like a miserable place to be in the gallery, particularly towards the end of the session. Even if you’re in hospitality , you only get to see a few shots. @PenelopeWitherspoon comments?

This is accurate.  There were too many fucking people.

5 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Didn’t know molinari was even involved

Tommy had to get between those two. 

7 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Didn’t know molinari was even involved

Did you watch the broadcast when it happened yesterday?

Just now, Cruz in Aledo said:

Did you watch the broadcast when it happened yesterday?

No, just what was posted here after the fact 

1 hour ago, Fastbreak said:

When I make my next birdie I’m doing a Rory to my partners.

So, never? 

Huge 1/2 point here. Now it's official that Fleetwood can't outscore Team USA all by himself. 

 

Edited by Hank Kingsley

6 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Huge 1/2 point here. Now it's official that Fleetwood can't outscore Team USA all by himself. 

 

Captain’s agreement? Fuck that. If the guy can’t play, it’s a forfeit. More incompetence from Keegan. 

They could forfeit 5 more matches and be over the Atlantic right now with the trophy. 

Edited by Pato del Muerto

12 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

They could forfeit 5 more matches and be over the Atlantic right now with the trophy. 

Yep. Big night out last night and Whiskey flu  the morning and we’d give it to them. Keegan wins AON Sportsmanship Award for his trophy case.

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NBC just said USA has to win 9 of 11 matches

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It's 9.5pts USA still needs dumbass😬

2 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

NBC just said USA has to win 9 of 11 matches

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It's 9.5pts USA still needs dumbass😬

The English/Hovland match, that isn’t happening, is considered a draw, so 1/2 a point is already in the bank. 

1 minute ago, TonyTexas said:

The English/Hovland match, that isn’t happening, is considered a draw, so 1/2 a point is already in the bank. 

Yep. Thanks for clarifying for him.

That gives us 5 points. So if we win 9 of 11, that equals 14.5 pts. 

11 hours ago, ztejas said:

appreciate the level-headed discussion. This event has been such a shitshow from the social-media and general discourse standpoint. I just want to watch good golf. 

Fair point, but it’s not just about blood money. The LIV thing is like when Tony George split IRL from  CART. Tony George didn't sponsor murder and terrorism on American soil, and it still slowly destroyed the sport. 

Edited by Bozo_Casanova

5 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

The English/Hovland match, that isn’t happening, is considered a draw, so 1/2 a point is already in the bank. 

 

1 minute ago, Lamar said:

Yep. Thanks for clarifying for him.

That gives us 5 points. So if we win 9 of 11, that equals 14.5 pts. 

I didn’t realize that the 1/2 point was already posted, so @LTtxfan is correct. Still need 9.5 points to win. Europe retains in the event of a tie. 

7 minutes ago, Lamar said:

Yep. Thanks for clarifying for him.

That gives us 5 points. So if we win 9 of 11, that equals 14.5 pts. 

5+9=14 friend

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

5+9=14 friend

I’m aware. You need to let Texas Tony and NBC know how to do math.

We really only need to win 8 matches. Tie the rest. LFG!

3 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Jesus Christ that was a bomb 

When the shot tracer started, I was like "WTF" until I realized what he was doing then was like "holy shit."

Can we bring back golf where pros don't use a 60 degree for everything around the green. 

 

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