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10 hours ago, ztejas said:

Homa needs to unfuck himself. 

Never

15 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

When the shot tracer started, I was like "WTF" until I realized what he was doing then was like "holy shit."

First time watching golf?

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Yep. Thanks for clarifying for him.
That gives us 5 points. So if we win 9 of 11, that equals 14.5 pts. 

Have to win 9 of the 11 but one of the other two must be halved. US has to be 9-1-1 or better in the 11 matches today.

NBC can barely keep track of 4 matches with all the commercials and playing through shit. This will be a disaster trying to follow all these matches. 

I guess 8-0-3 would get it done too.

5 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

NBC can barely keep track of 4 matches with all the commercials and playing through shit. This will be a disaster trying to follow all these matches. 

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38 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

I didn’t realize that the 1/2 point was already posted, so @LTtxfan is correct. Still need 9.5 points to win. Europe retains in the event of a tie. 

Yeah math is hard for Surly... USA needs 9.5pts out of 11 matches remaining

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McIlroy would have won that hole either way. Scheffler had 4 bad strokes on that par 4.

Bryson. Lolololol. 

He’s such a choad.
1 minute ago, Lamar said:

McIlroy would have won that hole either way. Scheffler had 4 bad strokes on that par 4.

No. Took all the pressure off with that bad chip. 

 

this will be over by 2:30PM.

Fleetwood will roll Thomas and so will Fitz.

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4 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

No DJ spinning a phat beat today? How will the Americans get pumped up?

 

Just now, dcar00 said:

this will be over by 2:30PM.

It was over on Friday. 

2 minutes ago, pops said:

It was over on Friday. 

well yeah, choking bitches and all just meant the actual point total.

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Bunch of whimps for USA so far...

 

these are going to be the fastest sunday matches in history.

1 minute ago, Redneck Mutha said:

US:

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There’s another dumb dance that comes to mind but… /no cr

19 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

No DJ spinning a phat beat today? How will the Americans get pumped up?

Maybe the president can rally the troops. I just know that win or lose, President Trump will support Team USA through thick and thin.

17 minutes ago, Lamar said:

 

I want to send a shout-out to all those who have been doubting you your whole fucking life.  

This is going to be worse than the 19-9 shellacking the U.S. put on Europe at Whistling Straits in 2021

I just tuned in and realized Hovland's injury created a draw.  Can someone explain the logic behind that?  Assume I'm 5 years old.

I just tuned in and realized Hovland's injury created a draw.  Can someone explain the logic behind that?  Assume I'm 5 years old.
Captains' agreement. Before the contest started this week they agreed if someone couldn't play a singles match due to injury it would be deemed a tie & each would get a half point t.
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2 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:
I just tuned in and realized Hovland's injury created a draw.  Can someone explain the logic behind that?  Assume I'm 5 years old.

Captains' agreement. Before the contest started this week they agreed if someone couldn't play a singles match due to injury it would be deemed a tie & each would get a half point t.

I read the "captain's agreement", I just think it's a stupid agreement.  Whatever.  Juice boxes too?

2 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I read the "captain's agreement", I just think it's a stupid agreement.  Whatever.  Juice boxes too?

It's been around since 1979. Hardly ever (only once I think) does it get used. And it's completely inconsequential this time around. Whole bunch of nothing.

Re-aim the angst at our sack of shit players and their captain. 

Straka, Fitz and Lowry have been dog shit lately and show up and contribute. Has a lot to do with the culture the Euros have created. Rory was lukewarm early in his career about it and called it an exhibition and now he says winning this would be one of his biggest career accomplishments. 

2 minutes ago, dieucla98 said:

It's been around since 1979. Hardly ever (only once I think) does it get used. And it's completely inconsequential this time around. Whole bunch of nothing.

Re-aim the angst at our sack of shit players and their captain. 

I don't care how long it's been around, it just makes the uphill climb even harder.  Yes, we were fucked before today's rounds started, but Hovland's "injury" dropped Europe's margin from 2.5 to 2.  Yes, our captain sucks -- he's in WAY over his head -- and our players have played like utter dogshit, but let's not act like this is a sport where "injury" is common.  If you can't play, you lose.  That's the way every other individual sport works.

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

If Bryson fakes an injury do we still get the half point?

Once the match starts, no, but not like it'd be any different. 

5 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I don't care how long it's been around, it just makes the uphill climb even harder.  Yes, we were fucked before today's rounds started, but Hovland's "injury" dropped Europe's margin from 2.5 to 2.  Yes, our captain sucks -- he's in WAY over his head -- and our players have played like utter dogshit, but let's not act like this is a sport where "injury" is common.  If you can't play, you lose.  That's the way every other individual sport works.

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