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6 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Let's be honest, when it comes to personalities, this might be the worst group Team USA has ever put together.

 

 

This is why I'm finding it real hard to root for them. Just one douche after another. Bryson is the flag bearer for them.

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    The Barstool Bro-ificiation of American golf fans. Total classless dipshits. The ugliest display in Ryder Cup history.  DraftKings ads running non-stop.  Turning Bethpage Black into a namele

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    Didn’t know so many people here hated America. Damn, no wonder y’all’s country is in the shitter.

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2 minutes ago, Horn of Gabriel said:

Can someone explain the structure/scoring for the Ryder cup, for a newbie?

All match play. Every match counts for one point. 30 total matches (8 alternate shot foursomes, 8 four-ball, 12 singles). 1/2 point each for a tied match (no additional holes played after 18). First team to 15.5 points wins. 

In the event of a 15-15 tie, the previous winner (Europe) retains the cup.

*28 points total, so 14.5 to win.

8+8+12 =/= 30

Commence Aggie jokes.

I think we need 2 threads: one for airing grievances and one for discussing golf and cheering for the US.

19 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

Ztejas will have a built in excuse if Team USA loses and Keegan doesn’t play BDC in all 5 matches. Even though he has pretty much sucked in match play. 

I don't give a fuck who plays when and how we get it done if the US wins. If the US loses then we can examine why that happened. I'm not cheering for individuals and I don't have a problem with anyone on our team save Cantlay who I think is a dickhead. I still want him on the team and hope he smokes the shit out of the Euros this weekend. 

You could put 6 aggys and 6 guys from OU on the US and I still wouldn't think twice about who I'm cheering for. 

Good luck to the Euros and all of their newfound American fans this weekend. 

1 hour ago, ztejas said:

I think we need 2 threads: one for airing grievances and one for discussing golf and cheering for the US.

I agree about the need for 2 threads. One for you and the other for everyone else. 

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4 hours ago, alincoln said:

.The vast majority of players and captains on both sides are either cunts or entirely meh.  The only guys I like are Scottie, Bryson, Fleetwood and Hovland.  Maybe some of the currently uninspiring guys will do something interesting.  Otherwise, I’ll be looking for Cantlay to irritate the Euros or Hatton and Rahm to assault someone in the crowd.

Hatton is true to himself and most of the time hilarious...  give him a chance -- he's a good guy that would fit right in on Surly.

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Damn, did not want to see erratic BDC in foursomes...  he's better for 4-ball  🙄 

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16 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Whew, Match 1 should be fiery. 

I hope they call hatton Gimli all round. All weekend actually. 

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LIVE | Friday Foursomes Pairing Announcement | Sep 25 | 2025 Ryder Cup

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6am CT start on Friday Sept 26th...      USA... USA... USA

 

2025 Ryder Cup Foursome Matches

7:10 a.m. ET: Bryson DeChambeau/Justin Thomas (USA) vs. Jon Rahm/Tyrrell Hatton (Europe)

7:28 a.m. ET: Scottie Scheffler/Russell Henley (USA) vs. Ludvig Åberg/Matt Fitzpatrick (Europe)

7:42 a.m. ET: Collin Morikawa/Harris English (USA) vs. Rory McIlroy/Tommy Fleetwood (Europe)

7:58 a.m. ET: Xander Schauffele/Patrick Cantlay (USA) vs. Robert MacIntyre/Viktor Hovland (Europe)

All matches broadcast on USA Network

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Sure hope shitty-Fitzpatrick reappears tomorrow....

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Alright, any predictions for Friday results ??

  • After 1st session, I predict --  Euros will lead 2.5 to 1.5
  • After 2nd session, I predict -- US will lead 4.5 to 3.5

 

Morning looks like 2-2, which is a shit ton better than I was thinking.

Also... 7:10 in the morning east coast start time? Is there weather rolling in late?

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2 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

Hatton is true to himself and most of the time hilarious...  give him a chance -- he's a good guy that would fit right in on Surly.

His anger issues on the course

Gov. Cooper suddenly sounds like … us on corporate tax rates

2 hours ago, dieucla98 said:

Morning looks like 2-2, which is a shit ton better than I was thinking.

Also... 7:10 in the morning east coast start time? Is there weather rolling in late?

7:10 Eastern is the first match.

8 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Let's be honest, when it comes to personalities, this might be the worst group Team USA has ever put together.

 

 

What? Cantlay has a huge personality. And Spaun? Come on. He is Mr. Personality.

That’s stupid. Neither are publicly espousing his politics.  If you automatically dislike anyone who knows, likes or voted for Trump, you are cutting out half of America. 

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Texan Maranda Lambert supports two teams at the Ryder Cup in New York. She wears UT shirts at her concerts sometimes. She recently took up golf and seems to have caught the golf bug and gone all in.

 

 

In the car on the way out to Farmingdale (took longer to get going, so would have missed the train). We should be at the gates at 5:30. Early AM beer...haven't done that is a long time. Might have to start with bubbles. This is capping off a stellar sports attendance year.

2 hours ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

In the car on the way out to Farmingdale (took longer to get going, so would have missed the train). We should be at the gates at 5:30. Early AM beer...haven't done that is a long time. Might have to start with bubbles. This is capping off a stellar sports attendance year.

I am so jealous.  

I’m thinking the US goes 1-1-2 this morning. Hoping for 2-2.

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Rahm bomb in rough on right...

BDC hits fairway 💥

Holy shit, golf bros are so fucking cringe. Going to be a tough watch.

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Any freestreams for USA Network???

I'm watching feature group of BDC/JT on rydercup.com

Ludvig Aberg, the ideal, prototypical golf athlete, standing next to Matt Fitzpatrick is quite humorous.

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1 minute ago, SameSame said:

Beach buddies 

SameSame 😂😂😂😂 

 

Euros win hole #1 in match #2

 

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I was so looking forward to this Ryder Cup for many reasons. But the number of commercials is unbearable.

13 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

I was so looking forward to this Ryder Cup for many reasons. But the number of commercials is unbearable.

That’s one of the problems with the Ryder Cup, particularly foursomes. Not a lot of shots being hit so lots of dead air used for commercials. 

15 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

I was so looking forward to this Ryder Cup for many reasons. But the number of commercials is unbearable.

I think I've already seen the Jeep " Don't Call it a Comeback' commercial 5 times.

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