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He sure likes to talk about the 1st half production. Uh coach, the most important part of the game is the 2nd half and specifically the 4th quarter. 

1 minute ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Holy Fuck he LOVES Sam and per that comment he just made anyone thinking shane ever sniffs the field can shelve that idea haha. 

I know Herman loves Sam. I just don’t see it on the field. 

Just now, CBHorn said:

Chip Brown is such a dick

Because he asked why Herman is a such an unbridled dick? 

hermon response to Chip - “ I bet you’re less liked by the fan base than me.”

1 minute ago, Thujone said:

"Momentum is an illusion."

 

Wow.

Maybe his belief in this is why our team never bothers to create any.

For instance, we had a good illusion going with the hurry up and run game against Maryland, but gave it up bc I guess it's not real. 

1 minute ago, longhrnfan said:

wait... does he seem more subdued today? 

CDC probably told him he needed to be less of an asshole or slipped in some sedatives

5 minutes ago, Thujone said:

Wow dude just said "Fans think you're arrogant. What's your response?"

Wow. 

So the goal was not score more points in the 4th? Wow. We went turtle against big bad Tulsa. 

We can say Fuck Chip Brown all we want but at least he had he balls to ask that question.

2 minutes ago, tjhooker said:

Question:  fans think you're arrogant.  Response: I love our fans.  

 

LOL wut?

Surly:  Fuck you, Tom, for putting out a shitty product and that smug douchey look on your face!

Tom:  You guys are the best!

Sounds like they're saving tempo for other opponents?  Maybe I'm just thirsty for kool-aid.

2 minutes ago, Wally Pryor said:

Because he asked why Herman is a such an unbridled dick? 

His a dick for lots of reasons, but that isn't one.

Just now, Brock Sampson said:

Sounds like they're saving tempo for other opponents?  Maybe I'm just thirsty for kool-aid.

We don't have the luxury of saving anything for anyone at this point. 

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Asked about Young being only a short yardage and goal line only RB

A: each game manifests itself differently

Oh good, Sam will continue to improve. So maybe only one interception at the end of games instead of two?

Oh no!!! He is out of water!!!!!

9 minutes ago, maninblack said:

I'll feel the love when you start winning at Texas like you should Tommy

You should post more. Your having to use that avatar is shaping up to be the best part of this football season.

1 minute ago, Huckleberry said:

You should post more. Your having to use that avatar is shaping up to be the best part of this football season.

Did he lose a bet? 

24 minutes ago, tjhooker said:

I watch it as my dominatrix whips me.

Safe word:  alignment

2 minutes ago, Thujone said:

This guy has made Tulsa seem like the toughest defense ever in the history of football. I'm telling you, he's Mack Brown.

Without the wins.

Just now, PatSolitanojr said:

Did he lose a bet? 

Yep, lost a bet to closetojumping. I think it was the number of recruits signed this last class, but at this point all that matters is that maninblack loves Greg Davis enough to use him as his avatar.

3 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

You should post more. Your having to use that avatar is shaping up to be the best part of this football season.

hold on, i missed something.  mib you're sporting GD because "you have to?".......

So it appears the question this week is if our defense can have few enough "off" drives for us to win the game 17-14 or something like that. It's shaping up to be a lot like last years game in Los Angeles.

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This guy has made Tulsa seem like the toughest defense ever in the history of football. I'm telling you, he's Mack Brown.


We are missing the outpouring of stats but otherwise seeing a lot of similarities in how he answers questions
4 minutes ago, Thujone said:

This guy has made Tulsa seem like the toughest defense ever in the history of football. I'm telling you, he's Mack Brown.

Well....he did GA under Mack, so there's your answer. 

1 hour ago, Vertigo said:

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I'm just quoting this because... well, fuck you if you don't know why.

5 minutes ago, Thujone said:

Q: Sam shat the bed against USC last year. How are you going to keep him from shitting it this year?

A: I am not going to talk to him about that. He wants to go 1-0 this week. I'm gonna let him. 

Sorry Tom, but one rush for zero yards won't cut it against USC.

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24 hour rule to celebrate our wins...LMAO.
Sad the kids only get 36-48 hours of celebrating the remainder of the season.
22 minutes ago, CBHorn said:

Chip Brown is such a dick, but he was on point this time.

That question was rude, nasty, and -- dare I say -- surly.

I like it.

 

Supposedly smart people often make logical decisions. Sometimes the right answer isn’t the logical one.

19 minutes ago, Thujone said:

Anwar: Why don't you run more tempo, stupid? 

Tom: There's a sense of rhythm, so. And you don't want to make players tired.

 

 

SO I GUESS NOBODY RUNS TEMPO

There's a sense of rhythm, but momentum is an illusion.

3 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Without the wins.

Mack was 10-4 at this point in his coaching career at Texas.  He luckily had the heisman rb during his first year of coaching.  I'd argue our record could have been better last year had Foreman stayed but I digress.  What was fun checking Tom's record vs. Mack was getting to re-look at the 1999 NC State game that we lost.  Don't do it.

 

Considering the opponent this week it's a sad state of affairs that there was only 1 or two questions about the upcoming game.

2 minutes ago, babysdaddy said:

Mack was 10-4 at this point in his coaching career at Texas.  He luckily had the heisman rb during his first year of coaching.  I'd argue our record could have been better last year had Foreman stayed but I digress.  What was fun checking Tom's record vs. Mack was getting to re-look at the 1999 NC State game that we lost.  Don't do it.

 

Sorry tom I didn't think you'd respond this fast after your press conference. Get to Work!

Q: If Young is your goal line back, then why wasn't he in when you shat the bed in the first quarter?
A: Tre is good. We wanted to go fast. 

Doesn’t this contradict his prior response about tempo?
18 minutes ago, Thujone said:

"TULSA'S FRONTS ON THE GOAL LINE WERE REALLY DIFFICULT."

 

 

Heads up every DC we face for the rest of the season: study Tulsa's amazing goalline front bc apparently our highly paid offensive brain trust has no idea how to defeat it. 

18 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Safe word:  alignment

triggered

nothing safe about that word right now

2 minutes ago, Bevo VIII said:

Doesn’t this contradict his prior response about tempo?

If it's the response I think you're referring to he was talking about not using tempo in the 4th vs. a series in the 1Q. 

Man i bet as soon as he walks into the presser his body cant wait till he leaves the pidium. Dude is a pussy ass fraud.
Were doomed

What a fraud - pressure will only get worse from here following multiple blowout losses

29 minutes ago, Thujone said:

He wants to go 1-0 this week. I'm gonna let him. 

Rush attempts/yds

5 minutes ago, williemackgarza said:

Man i bet as soon as he walks into the presser his body cant wait till he leaves the pidium. Dude is a pussy ass fraud.
Were doomed

Maybe because he wants to pee really bad for all the water he drinks during the PC.

9 minutes ago, williemackgarza said:

Man i bet as soon as he walks into the presser his body cant wait till he leaves the pidium. Dude is a pussy ass fraud.
Were doomed

Answering questions where every answer is nitpicked sucks. If you do it long enough with a hostile press, you will fuck up.

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