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Jesus Christ -- WTF was he doing crawling under a stopped train?

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OKLAHOMA CITY -- Officials say a University of Central Oklahoma football player lost his foot when he was run over by a train over the weekend.

Oklahoma City police said Derek Loccident, 20, was trying to crawl under a stopped train when the train started moving. Police said the train severed Loccident's foot, but he was able to flag down a nearby person who took him to a hospital. Police say he is expected to survive.

Loccident is a defensive back for the Division II school, which competes in the Mid-America Intercollegiate Athletics Association. He recorded 15 tackles in the team's first two games this season.

UCO's athletic department said in a statement that Loccident and his family have the school's full support.

http://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/24633676/central-oklahoma-player-foot-severed-train

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I bet he was hopping mad at himself after that.

what a tragedy.  and I know surly will have no sympathy and just post a litany of puns.  everyone’s a heel. 

They literally ran a train on him.   Choo choo motherfucker.

35 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Jesus Christ -- WTF was he doing crawling under a stopped train?

 

I keep asking myself the same question, but I'm stumped.

1 minute ago, TornACL said:

I keep asking myself the same question, but I'm stumped.

investigation as to what he was doing under the train is already afoot.

38 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

I bet he was hopping mad at himself after that.

Loccident waitin’ to hoppin’.

Good thing it's called football and not feetball then.

investigation as to what he was doing under the train is already afoot.
I hear the gumshoe in charge has already cut off the least promising leads.

The agony of de-feet

You want a foot? I can get you a foot, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me. Hell I can get you a foot by 3 0'clock this afternoon. 

To quote Spencer Tillman in his last conversation with Jeff Alm, one day something very bad is going to happen to some of you motherfuckers.

Somebody needs to sit him down and let him know, in his future, not to let his fiance go back for the lug wrench.

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2 hours ago, Gut Wagon said:

Loccident waitin’ to hoppin’.

Best one yet.

2 hours ago, Butch Had Not said:

If bill bellichek was his coach,  he would be listed as questionable. 

If Rex Ryan were his coach, he'd be cut.

He won't be transferring to Norfolk Southern in the offseason. 

I guess he has no choice but to put his best foot forward.

I’m going to Hell.

You give some guys an inch, they take a foot.

8 minutes ago, Butch Had Not said:

Favorite movie is My Left Foot. 

Yeah, I doubt he'll be watching The Great Train Robbery anytime soon

“Tonight I gotta cutloose, footloose

Kick off your Sunday shoes”

Maybe he had a 1 track mind... (bad deal for a fellow Broncho alum)
Pretty sad situation, I don't understand why he was walking on the train tracks...

The area he was in, is pretty much in downtown Oklahoma City, so why not just walk on the sidewalks..?

4 hours ago, miguelito said:

If Rex Ryan were his coach, he'd be cut.

But Rex would keep the foot. 

 

2 hours ago, kopp0e said:

The area he was in, is pretty much in downtown Oklahoma City, so why not just walk on the sidewalks..?

Damn, talking about adding insult to injury

1 hour ago, kopp0e said:

The area he was in, is pretty much in downtown Oklahoma City, so why not just walk on the sidewalks..?

Well the sidewalk in that area is quite dangerous.  Wild jackals and catelopas.  It’s really only for jive suckers.

Maybe he had a 1 track mind... (bad deal for a fellow Broncho alum)
Pretty sad situation, I don't understand why he was walking on the train tracks...
The area he was in, is pretty much in downtown Oklahoma City, so why not just walk on the sidewalks..?
He was trying to crawl under the train for some unknown, yet no doubt brilliant reason..

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