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16 minutes ago, LonghornGoodfella said:

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Wear that ass like a feed bag. 

12 minutes ago, LonghornGoodfella said:

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On brand

All Sam Darnold does is throw touchdown passes. Even if it's to the other team. 

Jets definitely have something. Darnold should have gone #1 over Miss Mayfield. 

Well no shit. But I kind of like the guy so I’m glad he didn’t go to Cleveland. Miss Mayfield on the other hand...

This play by play chick is terrible.   It's like listening to Miami Ohio and Western Michigan.  

Has Matt Patricia always been this fat?

I thought the same thing

Pellets flew up from the blue

38 minutes ago, LonghornGoodfella said:

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With an ass like that, who really needs football..? (*at least until Saturday)...

I'm glad the avatar is surly approved. Had to change the old one as somebody else here had a very similar one. Not to mention it is the Jets/Lions we're watching here. If not for Darnold's debut, not much interest in this product. 

Witten seems really jacked up...for the game later tonite...

so is that would a person would call half time adjustments?  when is the last time that happened for a longhorn team? 

 

coaching, how does it work?

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I've never heard of in-game or half time adjustments. Does this have to do with equipment?

2 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

so is that would a person would call half time adjustments?  when is the last time that happened for a longhorn team? 

 

coaching, how does it work?

Beck gives potato a reach around and some more packs of gum?

stafford is the only dude that can look like brady and ryan leaf in the same game.

Are the jets good or are the lions terrible? Thinking more of the latter. Matt Patricia was a dumb hire

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1 minute ago, crash_davis said:

stafford is the only dude that can look like brady and ryan leaf in the same game.

Even better, in successive fucking drives. 

1 minute ago, TheFlagship said:

Are the jets good or are the lions terrible?

yes.

He may want to sit the rest of this one out.  

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