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  • Firemans4Horn
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    Taking Joe Burrow early 2nd round in my 2QB league (Purdy was my 2nd QB)    

  • NorthLoop
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    I win the retard fight

  • I have FOUR QBs rostered.  They scored 16 points combined this week. My starter, the only QB that played a full game, put up 0.02. I am still up 30, because Puka is a maniac. I am

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Standard league, sit one.

DK Metcalf (@SEA). Playing against old team… does he go off?

Hollywood Brown (vs PHL).  No worthy or rice…. What’s he gonna do?

Trey McBride (vs CAR). Best TE in league. 

We are not a TE league but the top 2-3 usually score and get picked up. W/T.

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That's a tough one. I think Trey for sure and throw a dart.

Tough but i would sit  Brown. Philly D being the tie breaker 

 

 

 

Pacheco home Philly

Henderson at Miami

Judkins at Bal (just announced starting)

 

Pick 2

Jameson Williams is fucking killing me. 

What the fuck dude. 

31 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Jameson Williams is fucking killing me. 

What the fuck dude. 

He listened. 

Sadly, he's chillin' for me in two leagues. 

2 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

He listened. 

Sadly, he's chillin' for me in two leagues. 

God damn.

Hey dad I can't see too good is that Randy Moss over there?

I played the Cowboys D this week.

I may just delete my team from the league.

Week after week I always play the team with the league high score that week. Every. Fucking. Time.

On 9/9/2025 at 2:07 PM, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Sit one, .5 PPR... 

K. Coleman at NYJ 

Pickens v. NYG 

Ridley v. LAR 

Dobbins at Ind 

I sat Pickens (15.3), Dobbins (10.4 so far), & Jameson (17.8) for Keon (4.1), Ridley (7.2), & Hollywood (2.8 so far). Fucking whoops. 

 

Hollywood Joe also died in that league. 

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Is it just me or does this year have a ton of turnover and variation?

It feels like going into these first couple of weeks no one really knows who is good or not. 

The league in general kind of feels like that too. 

I feel like this is a season where you have to be nails on the waiver wire/FA list and play the right players week to week. 

That's the NFL and Fantasy Football every year. Especially with the way August training camps have scaled back.

Our mind palaces have shattered, as Chris Harris says (one of the best analysts in the biz).  We all construct these grandiose prognostications and predictions in our head, and by week two reality reduces them to rubble.

 

Taking Joe Burrow early 2nd round in my 2QB league (Purdy was my 2nd QB)  

 

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Boom. Needed Herbert & Ladd to beat Nico +4. That bomb just wrapped it up before half. Herbert fuckin cooking again.

So thanks in large part to Burrow I am now oh-for. All the usual suspects have been picked up already but JK Dobbins is still on the waiver wire. Should I grab him or Tuten? Or both if possible?
 

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oh. That is not helpful. My bad
 

i think you have to roster 2 and play the matchups. I think Browning has a solid floor at the very least but limited upside. 
 

I guess I lean Matt Jones for second pick because he has the best team/supporting cast and is at least a known commodity.  

 

I can’t see the huge upside on any of the rest for this season. 
 

 

Both of these are floor plays and if there is a good match up with the others dont be afraid to roll the dice. Rusty Wilson will get dropped at some point or not (if somehow wk2 not fluke) and if not a trade target. Dart on deck

 

I lost Burrow and JJ Mc on my dynasty roster last week. Have to decide between Geno or Bryce Young. Wilson and Browning on the wire so will probably grab one of them. Fucking Burrow

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54 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

I gotta bid a shitload on a some combination of Browning/Wentz/Penix/Mac Jones/Ward. Someone make a convincing argument for their favorite. 

Browning has Chase and Higgins. Heard some stat about him being a good fantasy QB back in '23 or whenever Burrow was out.  Plus he's guaranteed to start most if not all of the fantasy season.

Is this a 2QB league? Who are you replacing? I wouldn't bid a shitload for Mac Jones when Purdy could be back in a few weeks.

OK, well the guy in dead last place snagged Dobbins, but I still got Tuten. I gotta win this week, fellas anything you would tweak here, in my standard league? I’m not sure I like Mcconkey’s matchup….if he even plays 

 

 

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I'm desperate for an RB in a deep league. Someone put Judkins for Davante Adams and Juwan Johnson on the table for me.

Fair deal? I can afford to lose Adams and Johnson but it feels like an overpay to me for a guy that has 10 career carries and is going to be suspended at some point for 2-6 games.

They know you're desperate so that's the offer you got. Stay strong. 

 

Early in the baseball season I fucked up and drafted Shohei and Schwarber but couldn't play them both since they were both DH's. I ended up trading Schwarber and Cal Raleigh (who fucking knew) for Salvador Perez and Zac Gallen, who promptly shit the bed this season. Deal felt a little lopsided against me but I was desperate to replace Schwarber and ended up paying the price. 

1 hour ago, NorthLoop said:

They know you're desperate so that's the offer you got. Stay strong. 

 

Early in the baseball season I fucked up and drafted Shohei and Schwarber but couldn't play them both since they were both DH's. I ended up trading Schwarber and Cal Raleigh (who fucking knew) for Salvador Perez and Zac Gallen, who promptly shit the bed this season. Deal felt a little lopsided against me but I was desperate to replace Schwarber and ended up paying the price. 

 

57 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Yeah, Judkins certainly isn't worth both. 

Alright I'm gonna hold the line. What's dumb is that the guy could really use a TE (he has Njoku and Jonnu Smith), which is why I approached him in the first place.

1 minute ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Browning at Minn or Goff at Balt (MNF)? 

4-pt pass TDs, -1 picks 

I think I'd go Goff. Not buying the Browning hype this week until he actually shows something.

8 minutes ago, tokamak said:

 

Alright I'm gonna hold the line. What's dumb is that the guy could really use a TE (he has Njoku and Jonnu Smith), which is why I approached him in the first place.

You are correct. The offer should be Johnson for Judd straight up. adams is way too much of an add. See if would take a lesser wr

18 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

I'm in an ESPN league that starts a DP. Travis Hunter's offensive stats count there too, that's a rather major glitch. 

Yeah that’s fucked up

Taylor and the Minny D lolol. Prettay, prettay, prettay, prettay, prettay prettay good. 

40 minutes ago, CurlyDumps said:

Taylor and the Minny D lolol. Prettay, prettay, prettay, prettay, prettay prettay good. 

 

27 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

Sadly I think Lamb's ankle just got me a win.

Minny D and Lamb's ankle are the exact two things that are fucking me today

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