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1 hour ago, Blotto said:

Fuck me. Led the league in scoring and my team was pretty stacked, but we purposefully keep the benches to 4 so you have to juggle shit during the season. I got cute and picked up Burrow as my backup 3 weeks ago. Shoulda stuck with Nix.  Down 10.....he's got Jefferson, and Ive got Achane tomorrow.

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Look at the expert roster management. 87 pts on the bench from 4 guys, lulz

Losing because you started Joe Burrow over Bo Nix is just a bad beat. The rationale is fine, that’s just the way it goes sometimes. 

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  • I have FOUR QBs rostered.  They scored 16 points combined this week. My starter, the only QB that played a full game, put up 0.02. I am still up 30, because Puka is a maniac. I am

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Gibbs and Rice laying eggs today killed me. Still pretty proud of myself for digging myself out an 0-4 hole to make the playoffs. See y'all next year, maybe I’ll do the surly league. 

2 hours ago, Blotto said:

Down 10.....he's got Jefferson, and Ive got Achane tomorrow.


JJ has been worth about 2 more points than a dead guy the last month. So you should be fine. 

Gut punch when your team balls out and it is still not enough. 
 

D Henry was ultimately the downfall. Picked at 1-10 and his first week of the season was his best. The rest was downhill. Hard to win when you miss on a late first rounder. CMC went the pick before. What could have been. 

4 minutes ago, ChickenSandwich said:

Gut punch when your team balls out and it is still not enough. 
 

D Henry was ultimately the downfall. Picked at 1-10 and his first week of the season was his best. The rest was downhill. Hard to win when you miss on a late first rounder. CMC went the pick before. What could have been. 

Same. Just about everyone for me balled out, but it won’t be enough. Unless Achane dies 

All my players are done and I’m down seven points. My opponent still has a Achane tonight. And yahoo thinks I’m still at a 4% chance to win. So how many yards backwards he have to run..,.

14 minutes ago, HiggyBaby said:

All my players are done and I’m down seven points. My opponent still has a Achane tonight. And yahoo thinks I’m still at a 4% chance to win. So how many yards backwards he have to run..,.

Are you me? We are both fucked unless the first time he gets tackled, his ribs break 

6 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

I don’t want to talk about that goddamn #5 pick. Fucker.

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I took JJ ahead of Bijan. Regretted that pick 3 seconds after I clicked the button. 
 

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2 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

@Fletch & @Anton Chigurh are interested in tonight's game, specifically DK & Boswell. 

Fucking etienne hanging 30 this week. What a crock of shit.

 

Stanford vs Seattle will or Bo Nix vs Jacksonville.  The sites are saying Stanford still but Adams might be out and that Seattle defense is damn good vs the pass.  

On 12/17/2025 at 7:34 AM, Hook1997 said:

Stanford vs Seattle will or Bo Nix vs Jacksonville.  The sites are saying Stanford still but Adams might be out and that Seattle defense is damn good vs the pass.  

I'd probably roll Stanford, but for some reason I also think Denver and Jax is going to be a game. 

 

22 hours ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

Baker vs Carolina 

Goff vs Pittsburgh 

burrow vs miami

 

 

 

 

evans vs carolina

Smith vs commanders 

Goff or Burrow for me. 

I have the same two guys, plus 3 others that I think are good enough to start. 

St Brown and Evans I'm locked in starting. Right now I'm rolling with Flowers and Meyers over Smith. I hate Smith's boom/bust games, but I also need a big week, so I'm considering him for either Flowers or Meyers, but not Evans. 

2 hours ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

I'd probably roll Stanford, but for some reason I also think Denver and Jax is going to be a game. 

 

Goff or Burrow for me. 

I have the same two guys, plus 3 others that I think are good enough to start. 

St Brown and Evans I'm locked in starting. Right now I'm rolling with Flowers and Meyers over Smith. I hate Smith's boom/bust games, but I also need a big week, so I'm considering him for either Flowers or Meyers, but not Evans. 

Davante Adams probably not playing may swing me to starting Nix.  

CJ Stroud vs Las Vegas or Justin Herbert @ Dallas

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Any thoughts?

I have JSN in two playoff matches. 😡😡

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Same. Also I didn’t realize that KWIII could even run for 55 yards untouched, which is why he’s on my bench.

Ha, I got both my teams through last week, but Nacua is going in deep and dry on me in one of my leagues. Holy shit he's killing it......and me! 

9 hours ago, Blotto said:

Ha, I got both my teams through last week, but Nacua is going in deep and dry on me in one of my leagues. Holy shit he's killing it......and me! 

Nacua in my league (with all the bonuses) got 50.5 points.  And that's still only like #3 individual performance of the 2025 season

Jonathan Taylor had a 53.6 against Atlanta and Gibbs had 61.4 against the Giants 

funny how in one ESPN league Seattle DST gets me a -4, but in another CBS league they got me a +6 

Nacua when na-cuclear for me, but Parkinson's dud is sticking in my craw. Which is funny because if Nacua scored 23 and Parkinson scored 20, I'd have been ecstatic.

I finally decided to get away from Kincaid. I looked at Parkinson, Waller, Loveland, and Fannin, and after all that hand wringing, I started a TE that will be worse than Kincaid this week.

I had Corum and Parkinson going against Stafford, JSN and Myers 

At halftime 

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At end of game

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If I had this Puka performance last week, I am in the finals. But nice leg up on 3rd place with that last night 

Benched Stafford for Dak, it is a fucking curse at this point

 

1 hour ago, Js1 said:

If I had this Puka performance last week, I am in the finals. But nice leg up on 3rd place with that last night 

same

5 hours ago, Bill Brasky said:

funny how in one ESPN league Seattle DST gets me a -4, but in another CBS league they got me a +6 

Without that PRTD, not sure I've ever seen a -10 before. 

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1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Puka went 9-181 last week. He’s not the reason you’re not in the finals. 

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On 12/20/2025 at 9:56 AM, EvilCaseMcCoy said:

Struggling with my QB2

Jaxson vs MIN

JJ at NYG

QB1 is Burrow

Sure hope you went waiver wire instead. 

My team was a fucking disaster through the first 8 or 9 weeks but has blown up to end the season. I picked up T Law like 3 weeks ago and today Jaylen Warren is just pissing on my consolation bracket opponent.

I guess it's better than sucking the entire season. 

Stafford/Dak poor decision cost ten. Judkins broke a leg and Nico shit the bed. Gonna be close. Need to hit the over tonight. 

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Going to take atleast a 40 point lead into week two of the Championship even though I started Nix over Stanford.  If Henry does more tonight that will add to the lead.  I should have the championship locked up.  

I have FOUR QBs rostered. 

They scored 16 points combined this week.

My starter, the only QB that played a full game, put up 0.02.

I am still up 30, because Puka is a maniac.

I am going into the championship week with 4 QBs, which means I have none.

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