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13 hours ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

Two week Super Bowl is the only way to go. I've never seen it for the semi finals, but I like it. If you don't roll that way, I'm in favor of cutting the regular season champ in on the payout 

We ended up rolling with it by cutting the regular season short to avoid week 18.  I lost the championship one year when half my starters rested during week 17 

~20 point deficit to make up, but I get Wandale, Kittle and CMC back this week.  And no fucking way Aubrey gets 24 points again. 

1 hour ago, NorthLoop said:

Thanks, Jalen. I think my season was officially over before tonight's game started but maybe try you fucking shitheel sooner trash. 

LOL I lost a matchup by 0.4 points because of him.  Eagles players are trash.  My season in that league was already over, but holy shit. 

 

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Holy fuck, someone dropped the most-likely MVP onto the waivers. 

Would help my struggling QB trio with Herbert's hand/shitty OL 

27 minutes ago, Js1 said:

We ended up rolling with it by cutting the regular season short to avoid week 18.  I lost the championship one year when half my starters rested during week 17 

~20 point deficit to make up, but I get Wandale, Kittle and CMC back this week.  And no fucking way Aubrey gets 24 points again. 

LOL I lost a matchup by 0.4 points because of him.  Eagles players are trash.  My season in that league was already over, but holy shit. 

 

Yeah I have Devonta Smith. Depending on who Hurts remembers is on the team, Smith either scores 5 points or 25. Can't stand him

Benched stafford for dak and corum for Godwin. Costing me a bye and now the two most dangerous teams avoid each other in the first round 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

That guy who started the Tyrod/AD stack lost out on the wildcard spot by 18 points. And what makes it even funnier - the guy who made it over him started Jalen Hurts. Half PPR (no kickers) - the Tyrod/AD guy scored 57. All-time dud at the worst possible time.

The Ringer Fantasy Show had some good personal rants about last night. I bet that game caused a lot of fantasy rage and carnage.

 

2 hours ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

Yeah I have Devonta Smith. Depending on who Hurts remembers is on the team, Smith either scores 5 points or 25. Can't stand him

Have AJB in the league that matters

I *knew* his 30ish point game during my 1st round bye would be wasted the next week

Alright boys. I’ve been slaying it last 3-4 games. First round of playoffs Yahoo has me at 36% chance to win week 15. I mean I don’t usually read much into that but that’s a big spread. Any thoughts here? Standard scoring. Waiver wire bare as shit. I mean Chuba Hubbard’s out here but what’s he done for anyone lately. 
 

 

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19 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Even with Hou’s D, I’d roll Wilson over Metcalf if MJH is ruled out again. 

 

Same.  He's the focal point

I feel the same way about Christian Watson against Denver's D - gotta ride the hot hands. 

51 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Even with Hou’s D, I’d roll Wilson over Metcalf if MJH is ruled out again. 

Quinshon needs to get big for both of us. 

Shoot thought Harrison was back, good call. 

20 hours ago, Js1 said:

Same.  He's the focal point

I feel the same way about Christian Watson against Denver's D - gotta ride the hot hands. 

Im nervous about watson, planning on rolling Jennings instead. 

1 hour ago, EvilCaseMcCoy said:

Im nervous about watson, planning on rolling Jennings instead. 

Same. I keep waffling between Watson and AJB as my 2nd WR, with Wandale as my FLEX (Puka is WR1)

On 12/10/2025 at 1:38 PM, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Even with Hou’s D, I’d roll Wilson over Metcalf if MJH is ruled out again. 

Quinshon needs to get big for both of us. 

Let’s hope Quinshon has some yeti in him. Feels like temps projected -20

1 hour ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

No goddamn Mike Evans tonight. 

Already commanding the lion's share of the targets...

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As long as Mayfield continues to suck donkey balls tonight, I’m good

12 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

^ Words rarely uttered in FF. 

Shit, that was to Brasky. 

Fucking hell.  This means I'm probably cursed on every other game 

8 hours ago, Bill Brasky said:

Thank you Kyle Pitts 

Ugh, going against him.  Now in a 43 point hole! 

I decided to go with Pitts over Kelce at like 7 pm last night. This might be the first time in my life that a fantasy football decision has gone my way.

Now fully expecting the rest of my team to fumble on their first touch, sprain their ankle, and sit out the final 58 minutes of their games. 

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If Neal is a full go for NO, would you play him over Kyren as RB2?  Kyren has been losing touches to Corum and Detroit is really really good defensively against RBs, especially pass catching RBs.

CMC is RB1

2 hours ago, tokamak said:

I decided to go with Pitts over Kelce at like 7 pm last night. This might be the first time in my life that a fantasy football decision has gone my way.

I made the opposite decision 🤬

4 hours ago, tokamak said:

I decided to go with Pitts over Kelce at like 7 pm last night. This might be the first time in my life that a fantasy football decision has gone my way.

Now fully expecting the rest of my team to fumble on their first touch, sprain their ankle, and sit out the final 58 minutes of their games. 

You and IT horns below average are the scariest teams left in my opinion. Of course anything can happen, but I really didn't want this side of the bracket. 

1 hour ago, Js1 said:

If Neal is a full go for NO, would you play him over Kyren as RB2?  Kyren has been losing touches to Corum and Detroit is really really good defensively against RBs, especially pass catching RBs.

CMC is RB1

Decent question, and I just want to say I hate New Orleans. Maybe Kamara is just washed, maybe it was that scrub Rattler they were rolling out, but I have a hostile relationship with them. 

38 minutes ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

You and IT horns below average are the scariest teams left in my opinion. Of course anything can happen, but I really didn't want this side of the bracket. 

Yeah I'm pretty satisfied with the way my team has rounded into form late in the year. I'm really hoping the Dolphins with nothing to play for and Achane a little banged up don't start managing his reps.

Definitely anything can happen. All 6 playoff teams are separated by less than 100 total points over the course of the regular season. It's like a 7 ppg difference between #1 and #6.

18 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Michael Wilson owners rise up, MHJ is officially still dead. 

Im not sure why the cards would revive him at this point

CMC went from sick to back (questionable)

Cool

On 12/12/2025 at 6:31 AM, tokamak said:

I decided to go with Pitts over Kelce at like 7 pm last night. This might be the first time in my life that a fantasy football decision has gone my way.

Now fully expecting the rest of my team to fumble on their first touch, sprain their ankle, and sit out the final 58 minutes of their games. 

As soon as I saw Pitts catch the first TD I knew I was fucked. Your team is the best left IMO

Won my regular season... Playoffs always a toss up with top players not always playing a whole game if their playoff spot is locked.

 

Having my best season ever, most points scored, and I am so fortunate I got a bye which wasn't locked up until week 14 because this game is retarded.

 Matchups are laughable this week. Cook & Kincaid @ NE, Taylor @ SEA, Herbert @ KC or Brissett @ HOU, Ladd @ NE, Hall @ JAX, Judkins @CHI. I have two good matchups - Puka vs DET and the Seattle DST.  Fucking ridiculous how many bad road matchups I have.

Still feels like my team of Colts, Chargers,  Browns, and a Jet is going to continue collapsing next week anyway.

31 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Well, as of 1:25 pm, looks like this may be the end of my road in two leagues. Fun shit. 

Ditto

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On 12/12/2025 at 9:20 AM, Js1 said:

If Neal is a full go for NO, would you play him over Kyren as RB2?  Kyren has been losing touches to Corum and Detroit is really really good defensively against RBs, especially pass catching RBs.

CMC is RB1

SON OF A WHORE

Okay I’ll take a Neal TD 

Fuck me. Led the league in scoring and my team was pretty stacked, but we purposefully keep the benches to 4 so you have to juggle shit during the season. I got cute and picked up Burrow as my backup 3 weeks ago. Shoulda stuck with Nix.  Down 10.....he's got Jefferson, and Ive got Achane tomorrow.

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Look at the expert roster management. 87 pts on the bench from 4 guys, lulz

1 hour ago, Blotto said:

Fuck me. Led the league in scoring and my team was pretty stacked, but we purposefully keep the benches to 4 so you have to juggle shit during the season. I got cute and picked up Burrow as my backup 3 weeks ago. Shoulda stuck with Nix.  Down 10.....he's got Jefferson, and Ive got Achane tomorrow.

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Look at the expert roster management. 87 pts on the bench from 4 guys, lulz

Fuck, same issue did me in today. Would have won but had burrow over nix. Fml

I have TLaw on the bench in a 14-teamer I'll lose unless black JJ goes off in these last 3 quarters, but I never seriously considered starting him anyway. 

Breece & Quinshon fucked me the most. 

I have too many injured players (Lamar Jackson, Odunze, Ertz, H. Brown, Dart?, Puka?). I'm cooked after the bye.

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