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    Taking Joe Burrow early 2nd round in my 2QB league (Purdy was my 2nd QB)    

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    I win the retard fight

  • I have FOUR QBs rostered.  They scored 16 points combined this week. My starter, the only QB that played a full game, put up 0.02. I am still up 30, because Puka is a maniac. I am

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21 minutes ago, CurlyDumps said:

Oh wow. Lamb got hurt? That sucks.

Ankle. Ruled out pretty quickly. I bet he’s out a few weeks. 

Im up by 11. I have Gibbs on Monday and opponent has KC defense. ESPN has me at 99% to win. That makes no sense. 

14 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Are you saying the 99% is too high? 

Yeah. If Gibbs has a shitty game and KCs D has a good game I could easily lose. 

1 hour ago, NorthLoop said:

Im up by 11. I have Gibbs on Monday and opponent has KC defense. ESPN has me at 99% to win. That makes no sense. 


I’d say those odds make sense. A top 3 RB and +11 points against a d/st is 98%+ odds to win. 

1 hour ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

I own Skattebo & Trey Benson on my bench, both their starters dead. 


Benson, Mason, and Omarion Hampton for me. Next month is looking up. 

Well, a monster game tomorrow night from Goff, Amon-Ra, & Jameson, with very little from Gibbs would be fun. That's begging to try & hit two leagues right. 

 

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Me vs. my league this week. Had the Minny DST, Taylor, scored 143 points while the next highest was my opponent with 102. One other team might break 100 tonight, but man the rest of the scores in my league are dismal.

Picking up Judkins for free before week 1 is trending up as well. He somehow went undrafted in our league. I can't believe I actually questioned dropping Demario Douglas for him lmao. It was doubly dirty because Yahoo let me stash him in my  IR spot for two weeks because he was technically listed as "out." 

 

 

Down 3 with Henry vs Ravens D. Don’t have a good feeling about this after last week and the Defensive explosions this week

After our draft, Yahoo gave me a grade of a straight F.  My son, who joined the league this year, got an A+.  If I can hold Flowers to under 15.85 tonight, I move to 3-0.  He's already locked up 0-3.

2 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

After our draft, Yahoo gave me a grade of a straight F.  My son, who joined the league this year, got an A+.  If I can hold Flowers to under 15.85 tonight, I move to 3-0.  He's already locked up 0-3.

Yeah those grades are a joke since they're purely based on projections. They are even more useless than the weekly projections. I wish I had an option to turn them off so I don't even have to look at them. I fucking hate how they're just always right there next to actual scores.

Who you guys trying to trade for?

McConkey

maybe some low ball for MJH and Chase Brown

Javonte Williams if their owner doesn’t value them. 

On 9/23/2025 at 7:54 PM, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Pick 2, .5 PPR. 

Jeanty v. Chi 

Skattebo v. LAC 

Benson v. Sea on TNF 

I'm rolling Skattebo this week. I'd roll Skat and Benson. I know Jeanty is supposed to be the next boss hogg, but he's sucked shit so far

On 9/21/2025 at 5:27 PM, Firemans4Horn said:

Kyler is killing the fantasy talent on his team. 4 ypa midget ass bum. 


Midget ass midget

On 9/22/2025 at 4:53 PM, Firemans4Horn said:

Who you guys trying to trade for?

McConkey

maybe some low ball for MJH and Chase Brown

Javonte Williams if their owner doesn’t value them. 

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On 9/24/2025 at 10:47 PM, shadow_operative2.0 said:

I'm rolling Jeanty & Skatt simply because I despise TNF for any non-stud FF locks. 

My theory held for Benson last night. 

Ladd or Keenan @NYG? 

If I finally start Keenan, Ladd will for sure have his breakout game today.

10-7-6 Ladd in first three games. 
 

I lean Allen but you are 100% correct in that it will cause a Ladd explosion. You’re fucked

Love when your opponent picks up Gainwell off the scrap heap this morning and he out scores your first round pick Justin Jefferson. 

On 9/26/2025 at 2:38 PM, shadow_operative2.0 said:

My theory held for Benson last night. 

You definitely chose correctly 

My opponent's bench outscored his starters with one guy yet to play, and he's still probably gonna beat me by a couple points. 

I hate DST's and I hate Europe games. Fucking Minnesota has been borderline dominant this season, then lets Kenny Gainwell drag his nuts across their faces.

In tonight's episode of how can we win all the leagues... 

Need Breece to go nuts, but only if Dobbins do enough to be half of his output. Cool? 

RIP to anyone with Bengals players on their team this year

not too crazy of a Monday night miracle but I at least avoided a huge bench loss 

Whelp, 0-4 now. Between Burrow screwing over my first two games and then my opponents having at least one player go off the last two games… here we are. I’m 7 out of 10 in overall points though and about the only guy with no injuries… so there’s that.

33 minutes ago, ChickenSandwich said:

How worried are we about D Henry?

Fairly worried. Something ain't quite right in Baltimore. But the RB landscape is bleak as fuck, so there's nothing you can do but hope.

I’m over exposed to Brian Thomas and Ladd McDonkey. Without the late round running back flyers paying off I’d be in deep shit. 

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