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  • Firemans4Horn
    Firemans4Horn

    Taking Joe Burrow early 2nd round in my 2QB league (Purdy was my 2nd QB)    

  • NorthLoop
    NorthLoop

    I win the retard fight

  • I have FOUR QBs rostered.  They scored 16 points combined this week. My starter, the only QB that played a full game, put up 0.02. I am still up 30, because Puka is a maniac. I am

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I’m trying to figure out who in the fuck Hamilton is? 

Hampton, same thing

NL would’ve lost by 28 to my BS [emoji6]

A newbie in one of my leagues (12-team) dropped Javonte Williams. The other members of the league are experienced players. 

My FAAB is $80 and I have Bijan, Henry, and Skat. There are a few other managers who will make an offer; however, none of them have a budget of more than $65.

Our league roster has spots for two RBs, two flex, and one superflex (my QBs are Dak and Bryce). I am currently 1st in the league.

How much would spend to get Javonte?

24 minutes ago, HornPhD said:

A newbie in one of my leagues (12-team) dropped Javonte Williams. The other members of the league are experienced players. 

My FAAB is $80 and I have Bijan, Henry, and Skat. There are a few other managers who will make an offer; however, none of them have a budget of more than $65.

Our league roster has spots for two RBs, two flex, and one superflex (my QBs are Dak and Bryce). I am currently 1st in the league.

How much would spend to get Javonte?

I’d spend whatever it takes to get him,  and then try to trade one the RBs to beef up at another position 

Did they mean to drop Javonte? Could be user error. He’s on the can’t drop list on ESPN.

 

If not just have the commish put them back on their team. 

19 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Did they mean to drop Javonte? Could be user error. He’s on the can’t drop list on ESPN.

 

If not just have the commish put them back on their team. 

Not sure of the intent. It’s a Yahoo league, so he must have a different status.

The person is new to fantasy football (we needed a last minute replacement). I will talk with the commish to see what he thinks; however, I’m of the “if you don’t know what you’re doing, don’t play or at least do some research” mindset. 

The problem with noobs/shitty owners is they throw the balance of the league off. This is one step short of dropping all your players and quitting the league. Awesome for whoever has the #1 waiver priority or most FAAB but creates an unlevel playing field.  

21 hours ago, Firemans4Horn said:

The problem with noobs/shitty owners is they throw the balance of the league off. This is one step short of dropping all your players and quitting the league. Awesome for whoever has the #1 waiver priority or most FAAB but creates an unlevel playing field.  

Yup, I've grabbed Drake London and Jayden Daniels this way.  Brock Bowers just hit waivers too.  I can see why guys drop them as their totals drop or they get injured. They dont understand these are key pieces who will likely regress to the mean, as they dont watch or follow football. Thats OK, I do. 

Should I be dropping RJ Harvey at this point?  Doesn't seem like JK is budging on his job.

Considering picking up kyle monogahai instead. 

LMAO-ing at someone in our group begging and pleading for the commissioner to open up a second IR spot

Commissioner this morning:

joaquin phoenix no GIF

Guess it depends on how many bench spots you have. We have 2 IR spots, but only 5 bench spots. My wife's league has some crazy shit like 8 bench spots. 

I'm in a shit position where I may have to start both Chuba and Rico since it doesn't look like Nico will clear concussion protocol. 

3 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

Guess it depends on how many bench spots you have. We have 2 IR spots, but only 5 bench spots. My wife's league has some crazy shit like 8 bench spots. 

1 IR spot and 7 bench spots

Just one person in the league has 2 players on IR, so the commissioner said no.  He himself already dropped 2 players who went on long-term IR because it's killing him. 

2 hours ago, EvilCaseMcCoy said:

Should I be dropping RJ Harvey at this point?  Doesn't seem like JK is budging on his job.

Considering picking up kyle monogahai instead. 

I like Harvey ROS over monogahai but it is not crazy.  Both need an injury to see real volume, but at least Harvey has been involved all season

3 hours ago, NorthLoop said:

Guess it depends on how many bench spots you have. We have 2 IR spots, but only 5 bench spots. My wife's league has some crazy shit like 8 bench spots. 

We had 3 IR slots the ‘Rona season since guys were ruled out if they fucking sneezed. 

13 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

And I have Wentz, Vidal, & Ladd all going tonight, not by choice. Woof. 

I have Vidal too with Kyren on a bye 

Scared Hot Ones GIF by First We Feast

3 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

And I have Wentz, Vidal, & Ladd all going tonight, not by choice. Woof. 

Hey dick, I sat Wentz based on the tried and true shadow operative theory of no TNF scrubs

19 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

All the waiver ads of Gadsden this week worked already. 

On my bench. damnit

1 hour ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

All the waiver ads of Gadsden this week worked already. 

Gadsden was in my queue this week but someone else got him..  I knew I should've picked him up last week when I was considering it.  

Pretty shitty week with byes and all, but I’m feeling pretty good about my lineup. Only nagging question I have is any reason I should consider starting Chuba Hubbard over Rhamondre Stevenson?

5 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

And I have Wentz, Vidal, & Ladd all going tonight, not by choice. Woof. 

That Carson TD throw passed tonight's projections, so playing with house $ for the last quarter. 

2 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

That Carson TD throw passed tonight's projections, so playing with house $ for the last quarter. 

Vidal picking up chunks now

6 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Fuck, get in! 

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sorry 

THanks for not playing Quenton Johnston... and thanks ESPN for not telling me he wasn't playing. 

If LAC can keep JJ Out of the end zone, I’ll be happy. Herbert, Vidal and Addison got me a lot of points today 

Almost pre-bitched about starting Herbert/Ladd/Allen on a Thursday.  Was expecting to be disappointed. Keenan was quiet but I'll take it.

Well it was fun while it lasted with Quentin Johnston. He's droppable IMO after this.

2 hours ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

Hey dick, I sat Wentz based on the tried and true shadow operative theory of no TNF scrubs

Theory holds. Wentz was dreadful.

11 hours ago, NorthLoop said:

THanks for not playing Quenton Johnston... and thanks ESPN for not telling me he wasn't playing. 

 

11 hours ago, tokamak said:

Well it was fun while it lasted with Quentin Johnston. He's droppable IMO after this.

So apparently he did play. Just received zero targets. That's fucking insane. 

AJB ruled out

Worthy or Waddle?

On 10/24/2025 at 3:07 PM, Js1 said:

AJB ruled out

Worthy or Waddle?

Well Tua can’t see his receivers so…

0.5 PPR

Judkins @ NE or Hall @ CIN?

I know it seems crazy to bench Judkins after a 3 TD game. But NE has been a horrible matchup for RB's. CIN is the #1 matchup for RB's according to Yahoo jank. 

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