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22 hours ago, Js1 said:

Just grabbed him so no one else could. Pacheco cut 

It's wild how much Pacheco has sucked 

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What the actual fuck is going on in the Lions game with Gibbs?

 

at least I have Monangai

1 hour ago, HiggyBaby said:

What the actual fuck is going on in the Lions game with Gibbs?

 

at least I have Monangai

 176 yards but no TD. Jesus 

I've now won 4 straight with a depleted roster lmao. forgot to check line up and take out Deandre Swift, still got 142. Thanks stafford for being on waivers 

 

Thank you for returning Brock Bowers. Now if I can get that Hamilton Porter guy from the Chargers back...

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CMC and Puka are such cheat codes 

89 points scored in the Bears-Bengals game and Caleb Williams finished with more receptions (1) than Rome Odunze (0). 

89 points scored in the Bears-Bengals game and Caleb Williams finished with more receptions (1) than Rome Odunze (0). 

He actually had two!

Okay well I was up 80-something points and now Darnold is going nuclear 

13 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

I'm 7-1, most PF in our Shag league, will likely lose to 1-7 thanks in large part to Rome. 

Im 4 points (total) in three losses from being 7-1. 
 

Luck didn’t change today. Needed more from Puka with Tee going nuclear. Stopped twice at the goal line and hurt on the second one. Stroud getting done dirty nerfed Nico. 
 

Probability says I'm due! 

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2 minutes ago, ChickenSandwich said:

Im 4 points (total) in three losses from being 7-1. 

I feel this a bit. 

I am 5-3, and assuming Javonte doesn't score like 5 TDs today, going to be 6-3

My losses:

Week 1 - 2.04 points (thanks a lot Kelce for knocking out Worthy before he could even get a single catch)
Week 4 - 5.64 points, thanks to that bullshit catch and lateral by Garrett Wilson with 0.0 left on the clock
Week 6 - Puka injury early in the game doomed me

I raise my glass to you, Bowers! Him and Lamar won my week.

Holy shit, my work league has a lot of teams, so an injury pretty much dooms you because there's nobody to pick up for replacement

With Skattebo out, my RBs are Henry, J Williams and Hubbard.  Nothing but scraps to pick up with Williams on a bye. 

The top 3 options to pick up:

E Wilson
J McNichols
O Gordon III

Trash Angry Man GIFt

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36 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Holy shit, my work league has a lot of teams, so an injury pretty much dooms you because there's nobody to pick up for replacement

With Skattebo out, my RBs are Henry, J Williams and Hubbard.  Nothing but scraps to pick up with Williams on a bye. 

The top 3 options to pick up:

E Wilson
J McNichols
O Gordon III

Trash Angry Man GIFt

I think Hubbard might be done at this point. Dowdle has drank his milkshake. 

41 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Holy shit, my work league has a lot of teams, so an injury pretty much dooms you because there's nobody to pick up for replacement

With Skattebo out, my RBs are Henry, J Williams and Hubbard.  Nothing but scraps to pick up with Williams on a bye. 

The top 3 options to pick up:

E Wilson
J McNichols
O Gordon III

Trash Angry Man GIFt

What is a lot? I've been in a 12 team league for 15 years and it's always been this way.  Plug and play/startable running backs on the WW don't exist.

3 minutes ago, CurlyDumps said:

What is a lot? I've been in a 12 team league for 15 years and it's always been this way.  Plug and play/startable running backs on the WW don't exist.

14

Last year we split into two leagues but this year, all 14 are in one

Is Parker Washington the #1 WR in Jax? Picked hit off waivers to try and mitigate all my sunk capital in BTJ. 

51 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Is Parker Washington the #1 WR in Jax? Picked hit off waivers to try and mitigate all my sunk capital in BTJ. 

It better be Meyers

19 hours ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Is Parker Washington the #1 WR in Jax? Picked hit off waivers to try and mitigate all my sunk capital in BTJ. 

BTJ sucks. Warming my bench until I need a QB in week 15. Does anybody have any thoughts on Rashid Shaheed ROS?

I was debating starting Bo, but Herbert and Goff have juicy matchups 

My team this season has been so fucking bad and injury plagued it's worth my buy-in in comic relief. 

Both of my QBs and my kicker - the one bright spot on my team - got injured last week. 

That's just the latest fiasco. I have also Bowers and Hubbard. Think those were my first 2 picks. So that's gone well. 

On 11/5/2025 at 1:23 PM, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Defenses are shit this week too. Cle was everyone's waiver target, trash left. 

Hell yeah, picked up the shit-ass Jets late last night in two leagues, KRTD now. 

RIP to anyone that played against Taylor this week. Guaranteed L before the noon games even start is tough. 

1 hour ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Fuck @Bill Brasky & Achane. 

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And me starting Bo over Jaxson. 

is that better or worse than what the Seattle DST is doing so far? 

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