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$75 Open Bar + Food Watch Party @ Marlow, Austin 8/30 #1 Texas @ #3 Ohio State

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Imma, is this gonna be like the Michigan tailgate, where you’re just parked at the bar to scan for tickets? 

34 minutes ago, immamac said:

What do you mean? this is in austin unfortunately...

Ah to clarify, do you need to scan for our ticket

5 hours ago, YChang said:

Ah to clarify, do you need to scan for our ticket

Just tell them you’re from the internets. 

Just start screaming something like moose cock and they have to let you in 

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4 hours ago, NAVY said:

Just start screaming moose cock and they have to let you in 

It’s muledick you stupid fuck 

29 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

It’s muledick you stupid fuck 

Did you have to give away the actual password? Jfc 

Didn’t buy a ticket because I wasn’t sure what the weekend held for me. Space still available?

2 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:

Didn’t buy a ticket because I wasn’t sure what the weekend held for me. Space still available?

Space on MIA’s lap. 

23 minutes ago, immamac said:

you fucking bastard, how the fuck is this your job?

9 minutes ago, DanTheHorn said:

@immamac got the Hook’em dougnuts

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#hornclaws

Outcome notwithstanding, what a fun environment. Those of y’all thinking of going next time should definitely go!

40 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

At casino el camino if anyone wants to drink this away with me.

 Now I'm craving one of their burgers. Fuck you!

28 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

Sorry dude. The lyft rates dropped and had to jump on it.

 

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On 8/30/2025 at 12:05 PM, 52-80 said:

Texas Ficht!

Alsatian dialect from Castro. Elch out front shoulda told you.

Edited by RDCanecutter

On 8/31/2025 at 1:35 PM, immamac said:

Was great meeting you, looking forward to your wife's elaborate troll. 

We will see if she decides to follow through 

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