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1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

I’m sure Sinema will be next. Such obvious grifters. 

Hmmmm. . . .

 

 

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33 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


Fuck that carpetbagging twat.

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So not only was this bump not because she died, but also because she’s moving to our god damn city. FUCK EVERYTHING. 

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ETA: Nevermind. Fucking Leanderthals. 

Edited by Anastasis

2 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

How long until she runs for a public office?

You telling me that you aren't interested in my house the homeless fundraiser featuring a mud wrassling match between Rep. Foxy Troxy and contender Groomed Tulsi G?

It's for the children. 

15 minutes ago, BevoAbyss said:

-- "Civitas" think tank on UT campus is an academic smokescreen for fascism/theocratic policies.

Texas Institute of Phrenology and Phreedom

40 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Texas Institute of Phrenology and Phreedom

Texas Institue for Phrenology, Phreedom and Moms for Liberty Phreesomes.

Edited by Macanudo

On 9/11/2018 at 10:28 AM, Bateshorn said:

She's generally considered a political opportunist of the first order.  I think most people inside the beltway think she'd switch parties in a heartbeat if it allowed her to advance office.

4th post on this thread. 

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1 hour ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Texas Institute of Phrenology and Phreedom

What does the size of Walt's asshole have to do with this?

1 hour ago, BevoAbyss said:

But It's seriously mind-blowing to see Austin become a hub for major MAGA fascists and fascism.

 

While they demonize Austin and its politics. Just like they do NYC, LA, etc. They hate the city, but love to live there and enjoy the benefits that come from it

You don’t actually see the MAGAs clamoring to live in Bryan, Texas 

21 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

I'd fuck her, not gonna lie.

Beautiful face with a lean, athletic build, firm rack, and playful buttocks.  And you'd fuck her?  What a bold stance, esquire.  

9 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Beautiful face with a lean, athletic build, firm rack, and playful buttocks.  And you'd fuck her?  What a bold stance, esquire.  

Well, I know that I'm known for my controversial positions around here.  So what's the harm in throwing down another hot take?

Yeah, I threw down a hot cake on your mom's Tulsi around here.  Wait.  Dammit, I had something for this! 

3 hours ago, BevoAbyss said:

Have not lived in Austin since finishing UT in 1990s. 

But It's seriously mind-blowing to see Austin become a hub for major MAGA fascists and fascism.

-- Alex Jones, Abbott and cronies, Musk, Rogan, and others, like Gabbard who seems to be going MAGA now.

--  Probably some rich Tech Bros, too (though they might not admit it).

-- "Civitas" think tank on UT campus is a academic smokescreen for fascism/theocratic policies.

-- The move to SEC is MAGA alignment from BMD and BOR. 

Just amazing. 

Left out University of Austin

25 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Beautiful face with a lean, athletic build, firm rack, and playful buttocks.  And you'd fuck her?  What a bold stance, esquire.  

Depends on the photo you are looking at. She is a literal and figurative two-face.

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Whew, bad lighting on the porch.  

Leandher?  I barely even knew her.  

14 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Alex Jones and Joe Rogan now have a guest whenever they need to fill some time.

How long until Abbott, Paxton, or Patrick are photographed with her?

How long until she runs for a public office?

TX31 includes most of Leander, and John Carter is 187 years old... 

6 hours ago, BevoAbyss said:

Have not lived in Austin since finishing UT in 1990s. 

But It's seriously mind-blowing to see Austin become a hub for major MAGA fascists and fascism.

-- Alex Jones, Abbott and cronies, Musk, Rogan, and others, like Gabbard who seems to be going MAGA now.

--  Probably some rich Tech Bros, too (though they might not admit it).

-- "Civitas" think tank on UT campus is a academic smokescreen for fascism/theocratic policies.

-- The move to SEC is MAGA alignment from BMD and BOR. 

Just amazing. 

Yeah well...

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7 minutes ago, texasdago said:

Yeah well...

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I think he meant the MAGA celebrity types. Rogan, Alex Jones, etc. As in, "if it's such a liberal shithile why do these people move there?"

Obvious answer, they're full of fucking shit. 

Austin has always attracted more than its fair share of weirdo libertarians who can't quite commit to the full David Koresh compound living and need to frequent Lucy's fried chicken and shop at Whole Foods.

39 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

who can't quite commit to the full David Koresh compound living

Pussies.

Fucking commit, all the way.  No half measures.

 

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The first couple of pages of this one are a fun little walk down memory lane. 

4 hours ago, YGIFS said:

Beautiful face with a lean, athletic build, firm rack, and playful buttocks. 

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I recognize DC is Hollywood for ugly people so she does stand out there, but lets tap the brakes a bit on this one. 

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4 hours ago, Disco Strangler said:

Depends on the photo you are looking at. She is a literal and figurative two-face.

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Pretty sure that's Edward James Olmos.

4 hours ago, YGIFS said:

Beautiful face with a lean, athletic build, firm rack, and playful buttocks.  And you'd fuck her?  What a bold stance, esquire.  

 

4 hours ago, Disco Strangler said:

Depends on the photo you are looking at. She is a literal and figurative two-face.

 

4 hours ago, YGIFS said:

Whew, bad lighting on the porch.  

Lighting ain't gonna matter, cuz dem lights gonna be off 

4 minutes ago, Bojack said:

Pretty sure that's Edward James Olmos.

Or George Lopez. 

16 minutes ago, Bojack said:

Pretty sure that's Edward James Olmos.

I seriously doubt she could teach us calculus.  

52 minutes ago, Bojack said:

Pretty sure that's Edward James Olmos.

He’d be better in the sack than Tulsi.

48 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Or George Lopez. 

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14 hours ago, BevoAbyss said:

Have not lived in Austin since finishing UT in 1990s. 

But It's seriously mind-blowing to see Austin become a hub for major MAGA fascists and fascism.

-- Alex Jones, Abbott and cronies, Musk, Rogan, and others, like Gabbard who seems to be going MAGA now.

--  Probably some rich Tech Bros, too (though they might not admit it).

-- "Civitas" think tank on UT campus is a academic smokescreen for fascism/theocratic policies.

-- The move to SEC is MAGA alignment from BMD and BOR. 

Just amazing. 

 

I live in Austin now, and it's as liberal as it's ever been.

The city is several times bigger than it was in the 90s, and you referenced like 3 people who weren't already here back then as evidence that the city's gone MAGA.

It 100% has not.

7 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

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Of course you love this imagery. 

After 51 days, on April 19, 1993, the FBI launched a tear gas attack in an attempt to force the Branch Davidians out of the compound's buildings. Shortly thereafter, the Mount Carmel Center became engulfed in flames. The fire and the reaction to the final attack within the group resulted in the deaths of 76 Branch Davidians, including 25 children and David Koresh.[13][14] In total, the 51-day siege resulted in the deaths of four federal agents and 82 Branch Davidians, 28 of whom were children.

 

 

But hey, any time you get a chance to take a pot shot at your political "adversaries". 

11 hours ago, Disco Strangler said:

Depends on the photo you are looking at. She is a literal and figurative two-face.

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She looks like Edward James Olmos

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7 hours ago, Bojack said:

Pretty sure that's Edward James Olmos.

God dammit. Great minds and such 

Edited by hobbes2702

8 hours ago, chainsaw said:

Austin has always attracted more than its fair share of weirdo libertarians who can't quite commit to the full David Koresh compound living and need to frequent Lucy's fried chicken and shop at Whole Foods.

Dude, I did commit.

7 hours ago, hobbes2702 said:

God dammit. Great minds and such 

You did the find the gif where they look almost exactly alike aside from the hat, glasses, and hair.

9 hours ago, TexArcher said:

 

I live in Austin now, and it's as liberal as it's ever been.

The city is several times bigger than it was in the 90s, and you referenced like 3 people who weren't already here back then as evidence that the city's gone MAGA.

It 100% has not.

It can be both.

Bet you didn't know Brooklyn was a hub for Jehovah's Witnesses.

39 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

It can be both.

Bet you didn't know Brooklyn was a hub for Jehovah's Witnesses.

No, Austin cannot be both as liberal as it's ever been and have "gone MAGA."

It was an observation by someone who hasn't lived here in 25 years that just isn't correct.

 

Edited by TexArcher

9 hours ago, Anastasis said:

Of course you love this imagery. 

Dude.  It's fucking Surly.  I went with the gag/comparison that was already made.

Oh, and I would very much like for the Rogans and Gabbards of the world to go down in flames.  That part's true.

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