January 27, 20205 yr Author Blast your horns when you hit the Gopher Canyon exit on 15 dude. 9:54 local time. Scared the shit out of the guy in the Tesla next to me.
January 28, 20205 yr I fucked up brother. Next time you roll past, get off at 76 (the next exit) and hit Nessy Burger, right off the highway. Fucking amazing burgers and breakfast sandwiches. Sorry I forgot to tell you. @Bernard have you been there?
January 29, 20205 yr Author I can go all day. I love the fact that my job has its own genre of music.
January 29, 20205 yr I can go all day. I love the fact that my job has its own genre of music. They also have their own genre of hats.
January 29, 20205 yr 2 hours ago, RPM said: I won't go further down the rabbit hole, but I used to love this one. Nothing...I mean NOTHING was shittier than a cabover Pete. Just horrible dogshit. The Class 8 version of a Yugo.
January 29, 20205 yr 7 minutes ago, Gil Bang said: Nothing...I mean NOTHING was shittier than a cabover Pete. Just horrible dogshit. The Class 8 version of a Yugo. They built a fine conventional, but their COE was shit.
January 29, 20205 yr Yep. Door closed AGAINST the seat. You want to adjust the airseat? Open the door, asshole Gearshift at your ankles. Steering wheel about 10 inches right of the center of the seat. Just pure dogshit.
January 30, 20205 yr 40 minutes ago, drifter379 said: Heading into Tejon pass north bound. I am jealous.
January 30, 20205 yr what SoCal folks call "The Grapevine". I have no idea why. Fucker closes a few time a year when it snows. Also, Tejon Pass (I-5) is not to be confused with Cajon Pass (I-15) although they do rhyme. Edited January 30, 20205 yr by Gil Bang
January 30, 20205 yr Author what SoCal folks call "The Grapevine". I have no idea why. Fucker closes a few time a year when it snows. Also, Tejon Pass (I-5) is not to be confused with Cajon Pass (I-15) although they do rhyme. The town at the bottom of the hill is Grapevine. Truckers call it grape vine hill or just the grapevine. It’s a nasty one if you’re heavy or if you don’t have good jakes.
January 30, 20205 yr I know about the town. It's the "The" that I don't get. We use "The 5" or "The 405" to describe our freeways, but "The Grapevine" is just weird.
January 30, 20205 yr On 1/28/2020 at 8:31 PM, RoundRobin said: And prostitutes. Now this (no pun intended) would be an interesting topic @drifter379 . Tell some stories about lot lizards. Are some of them even a little hot? Mostly ugly? Going prices?
January 31, 20205 yr 5 hours ago, Gil Bang said: I know about the town. It's the "The" that I don't get. We use "The 5" or "The 405" to describe our freeways, but "The Grapevine" is just weird. Gil Bang, ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Gil Bang. From California.
January 31, 20205 yr 1 minute ago, wd40 said: Gil Bang, ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Gil Bang. From California. That’s The California.
January 31, 20205 yr Author not exactly the same as Red, but, these guys are good. My favorite Bastard sons song. Saw them years ago at The Oaks out in Manor. Maybe 10 people in the crowd. They weren’t happy to be there and it sucked because I was excited to see them.
January 31, 20205 yr Author Now this (no pun intended) would be an interesting topic [mention=1331]drifter379[/mention] . Tell some stories about lot lizards. Are some of them even a little hot? Mostly ugly? Going prices?Honestly I’ve seen maybe 2 in the last 5 years. Neither was hot enough to risk the stds. Back in the day, from what I’ve been told) $20 was the going rate for a hummer.
January 31, 20205 yr Honestly I’ve seen maybe 2 in the last 5 years. Neither was hot enough to risk the stds. Back in the day, from what I’ve been told) $20 was the going rate for a hummer. I was going from Little Rock to TXk maybe 15 years ago, and you probably know that rest stop in the middle of the east and west lanes. I had been driving for however many hours from KC, and wanted to take a nap, in the non commercial area. Heavy knock on the window while asleep, and this tweaked out 90 pound whore offers a blow job for 25. I was so fcking pissed. Literally right in front of the bathrooms. My only encounter. CSB and such.
January 31, 20205 yr Can someone enlighten me on the “Now this”? I missed it. Man, that has been packed into every facet of the board now.
January 31, 20205 yr Can someone enlighten me on the “Now this”? I missed it. He accidentally posted pegging porn into the dead Kobe thread and vamoosed.
January 31, 20205 yr 2 hours ago, drifter379 said: Can someone enlighten me on the “Now this”? I missed it. Starts at post 853. Pretty amazing. I don't know why he didn't just laugh it off and come back. Made it even crazier that he 'vamoosed' as maufrais put it. Enjoy! Edited January 31, 20205 yr by ChiTownDoc
January 31, 20205 yr Starts at post 853. Pretty amazing. I don't know why he didn't just laugh it off and come back. Made it even crazier that he 'vamoosed' as maufrais put it. Enjoy!Exactly. I dont give a damn that you suck cock and support cock sucking in norman. Nobody here does. But NT bitched out. Silly. Just own it.
January 31, 20205 yr I agree that he should have owned it. Then I got to thinking I know people on here irl. That may make it harder to own for him. Still funny af tho.
January 31, 20205 yr 11 hours ago, markstanco said: 11 hours ago, drifter379 said: Honestly I’ve seen maybe 2 in the last 5 years. Neither was hot enough to risk the stds. Back in the day, from what I’ve been told) $20 was the going rate for a hummer. I was going from Little Rock to TXk maybe 15 years ago, and you probably know that rest stop in the middle of the east and west lanes. I had been driving for however many hours from KC, and wanted to take a nap, in the non commercial area. Heavy knock on the window while asleep, and this tweaked out 90 pound whore offers a blow job for 25. I was so fcking pissed. Literally right in front of the bathrooms. My only encounter. CSB and such. So what did you talk her down to? $15?
January 31, 20205 yr Author Starts at post 853. Pretty amazing. I don't know why he didn't just laugh it off and come back. Made it even crazier that he 'vamoosed' as maufrais put it. Enjoy!That’s fucking glorious. Dude should own it. He would be an instant surly legend, well he already is but by bailing he won’t get to enjoy it. I always check links before I hit reply.
January 31, 20205 yr Author So what did you talk her down to? $15?By the time we were done she paid me.
February 1, 20205 yr He could have turned it into a South Austin's Mom joke and become legend. But he didn't.
February 1, 20205 yr On 1/30/2020 at 6:53 PM, markstanco said: On 1/30/2020 at 6:46 PM, drifter379 said: Honestly I’ve seen maybe 2 in the last 5 years. Neither was hot enough to risk the stds. Back in the day, from what I’ve been told) $20 was the going rate for a hummer. I was going from Little Rock to TXk maybe 15 years ago, and you probably know that rest stop in the middle of the east and west lanes. I had been driving for however many hours from KC, and wanted to take a nap, in the non commercial area. Heavy knock on the window while asleep, and this tweaked out 90 pound whore offers a blow job for 25. I was so fcking pissed. Literally right in front of the bathrooms. My only encounter. CSB and such. There was a rest stop on I-10 in Fontana CA that a hooker "owned". Her husband chased away any other whores that tried to work it. When she retired, she sold the spot to another whore for $5000.
February 2, 20205 yr You'd think that ONT girls would have the good sense to say no to popeyes and demand Juan Pollo. It's the local fave, and it's the best chicken on the planet.
February 3, 20205 yr 1 hour ago, Irwin F Fletcher said: Is there no In-N-Out burger near by? She seems cheap. The In-N-Out Burger is on Camrose.
February 3, 20205 yr 9 hours ago, Irwin F Fletcher said: Is there no In-N-Out burger near by? She seems cheap. I think there's one in Fontana. We had to see what all the hype was about when we were out there for NASCAR twenty years ago. I'll take Whataburger every day over it.
February 3, 20205 yr Is there no In-N-Out burger near by? She seems cheap.Right across the interstate from Petro.
February 4, 20205 yr 19 hours ago, RPM said: The In-N-Out Burger is on Camrose. Those are good burgers Walter.
February 4, 20205 yr 12 hours ago, Lat22 said: I think there's one in Fontana. We had to see what all the hype was about when we were out there for NASCAR twenty years ago. I'll take Whataburger every day over it. I eat In N Out at least twice a year, and there are two nearby. I've never understood it. When I worked for a company with HQ in Chicago, every time one of the owners came to So Cal, they demanded to go there as soon as we left the airport.
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