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Then tell it right, COB. Pavarotti is a tenor, Paganini was a composer.

This business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we’ll be lucky to live through it.

That's all right, Ryan. My Morse is so rusty, I could be sending him dimensions on Playmate of the Month. 

Listen, I'm a politician which means I'm a cheat and a liar, and when I'm not kissing babies I'm stealing their lollipops. But it also means I keep my options open

Andrei, you've lost another submarine?

You slammed the door on the general pretty hard, didn't you?
That was not my intention, Sir.
5 minutes ago, Parliament said:
5 hours ago, crackamacgowski said:
You slammed the door on the general pretty hard, didn't you?

That was not my intention, Sir.

Oh, yes it was. He was patronizing you and you stomped on him! And in my opinion he deserved it. 

2 minutes ago, Eskimohorn said:

Hey I think someone just shot a torpedo at us!

No shit Buckwheat

5 hours ago, mulletpelini said:

You don't put on a condom unless you're ready to fuck!

You blew it.

7 hours ago, mulletpelini said:

You don't put on a condom unless you're ready to fuck!

Goddamnit.

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