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so if a player gets KO'ed, coach throws some salt/ ammonia on them?

 

i like the syrup thingy.  You know the players get a kick out of it.

Edited by slorch

It better be gluten free, organic, free range syrup or there are going to be some pissed off moms.

25 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Aunt Jemima? /noracistwellalittle

It's not racist when you can clearly see in the photo that it IS Aunt Jemima.

Is their team name "The Diabetes"?

Clever motivation gimmick. Hope he’s still around at the end of the season. Also seems like it would have diminishing returns for really good players that begin the season with a lot of pancakes.

The natural progression from watery scrambled eggs.

Wouldn't be much fun when you go back out there with that sticky syrup feeling all over your face and mouthpiece

Aunt Jemima? /noracistwellalittle
Mrs. Butterworth, mofo.

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Corn syrup, artificial flavors and Carmel coloring..

If that ain't top level nutrition for competitive athletes, kill me now.

Jefferson drank a bottle before every game at Ridgemont High. 

2 hours ago, Trey3216 said:

Coach’s gut checks out

The coach?  That player must be fucking Larry Allen.

14 hours ago, mdmost said:

Is their team name "The Diabetes"?

The Diabeetus

Hey Hey Hey

Rerun scored me syrup today

Edited by clapclapclap
They slept I syrup

15 hours ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Love the holster

One sure fire way to get diabetes while also working out..!

A shot of syrup isn’t gonna kill anyone, Jesus Christ. 

This would be great for OL in high school. Hell, just for like freshman or JV players, it would be awesome to get some recognition for a good play. 

 

5 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

That would've killed Orlando Pace. 

And Todd Marinovich

Edited by clapclapclap
Though ISWYDT

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