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Mrs. MailRoom has decided she wants to take the mini MailRooms' on a Disney cruise.

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The title is self explanatory.  

I don't know shit about fuck when it comes to cruises so any tips, discount codes, strategies, etc. would be greatly appreciated.

Glenn

Get a pineapple magnet to stick on your door

9 minutes ago, GlenFromTheMailRoom said:

The title is self explanatory.  

I don't know shit about fuck when it comes to cruises so any tips, discount codes, strategies, etc. would be greatly appreciated.

Glenn

Tell her to have fun. 

My suggestion is to take a look at one of the half dozen cruise threads here.  I suggest you start with this one.

 

Disney Cruises are fuck off expensive.  Take that money and do something actually fun.  Oh, and if you want to drink....double your budget

So as I read the title, your wife wants to take your kids on a Disney Cruise.  I guess the real question is, what are you going to do with all that excellent time by yourself?  Vegas?

This reminds me of what could have been.  When my kids were "Disney aged," and I was planning our vacation, I asked, do you want to go to Disney World or do you want to go skiing.  They always said "Skiing!"

 

They are now 20 and 16, have never been to Disney, and are good snow skiers.

 

My poor brother in law has been to Disney well over a dozen times by my estimate.  It's become a bit of a tradition for his family, poor guy.

Edited by dcbc

The former Mrs. Czervik took the kids on a week long cruise back in the day. It was an awesome week for Al.  Fuck. That. Shit.  

Enjoy the Disney themed diarrhea. 

Look on Getawaytoday.com and Undercover Tourist for discounts. I use the former for Disneyland deals. 

Edited by mdmost

Earzup! podcast is good too (or at least the people that run it were good ona beer podcast I used to follow.

On 8/15/2025 at 2:08 PM, GlenFromTheMailRoom said:

The title is self explanatory.  

I don't know shit about fuck when it comes to cruises so any tips, discount codes, strategies, etc. would be greatly appreciated.

Glenn

I have a friend who is an absolute Disney nut and specializes in these.  She has serious personal and professional knowledge about every facet of anything to do with a Disney vacation.  

pirateandpixiedustdestinations.com  

Natalie Jansing is her name, if you look at the list of agents.  She's a very solid, reliable individual.  

 

Go sign up for https://www.vacationstogo.com/login.cfm?t=y and see if you can find a discount.   You can either do the last minute cruise option and find some really good deals, or you can search further out using the filters and still find a good deal or two.  I would tell the wife NO to Disney, though.  I've heard it's a never ending cycle of waiting to take pictures with the characters on the ship.  We enjoyed the hell out of Royal Caribbean with our two kids.   Also, if you don't plan on spending a ton of time in the room, and / or you enjoy a dark room, consider an interior stateroom.  Smaller, but if it's just a crash-out site, don't waste too much money on the exterior room with a window.

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