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CC can lick my taint.  He's an insufferable twat.

He probably said that Michigan and Texas are no longer power football schools.
 

He's absolutely fucking right.  For now anyway.

And yes, he does cuck.  Or suck.  Or whatever.

Edited by phdhorn

Don't give the prick the satisfaction, sir.

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I posted the interview on the USC thread.

embedded thru facebook link

I still take 10 Cownerds over FCB

21 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

He's saying controversial shit to get views.

That's all ESPN is now anyway.

*whispers* he's not at ESPN anymore *whispers* 

7 minutes ago, BERT said:

*whispers* he's not at ESPN anymore *whispers* 

Proof that they lost me as a viewer. Used to watch Sports Center every day. 

i'm surprised he stopped talking about lebron james and tom brady long enough to talk about anything else.

5 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Proof that they lost me as a viewer. Used to watch Sports Center every day. 

Disney sports is a disgrace now, it's just politics. 

Fox is at least funny, Shannon Sharpe is a RIOT.

 

I saw it live.  He said i don’t think of Texas football when I think of Austin, TX like I think of football in Columbus,OH or Tuscaloosa, AL.  Well no fucking shit dumbass.  Some places have some civilization. 

Just now, BurntOrangeBlooded15 said:

I saw it live.  He said i don’t think of Texas football when I think of Austin, TX like I think of football in Columbus,OH or Tuscaloosa, AL.  Well no fucking shit dumbass.  Some places have some civilization. 

This. Colin Cowherd misses the point. In other news the sun is hot and the sky is blue.

I mean my team has been shit since 2008 go fucking blue *fart noise

He would love nothing more than to get ass pounded by Sam Darnold. His infatuation with Darnold is amazing. Such a tool bag.

What should be an advantage (the city of Austin right in the middle of football crazy Texas) should be an advantage, but in some ways it's a liability. Far too many distractions for players, coaches and everyone associated..

I mean, is Tuscaloosa one of those towns where simply meeting a couple friends for dinner (on a random tuesday) can end up with you leaned up against a nasty as fuck urinal at 3am in some bar you can't remember the name of...or a million other scenarios that a city like Austin provides? Sure every college towns has bars, frat houses etc..but Austin is one of those places that innocently sucks you in even on those days you have no intention of any such thing.

5 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

He's saying controversial shit to get views.

That's all ESPN is now anyway.

Cowherd is the Pawl Finebaum of the West, only much more self absorbed.

He is desperate for eyes on sets and ears on radios, as I think he is sinking fast.

Ann Arbor is a fun place?  I've been and he's way off. 

Most associate Ann Arbor with the Big House which, last time I checked, was for football.  

Edited by T’Boo Ted Marshall

13 minutes ago, T’Boo Ted Marshall said:

Ann Arbor is a fun place?  I've been and he's way off. 

Most associate Ann Arbor with the Big House which, last time I checked, was for football.  

Ann Arbor is an incredible college town with a downtown full of cool bars and top notch restaurants. You don’t know what the fuck your talking about or haven’t been in a long time.

15 hours ago, Iconoclast Texan said:

Ann Arbor is an incredible college town with a downtown full of cool bars and top notch restaurants. You don’t know what the fuck your talking about or haven’t been in a long time.

I highly doubt anybody thinks of bars and restaurants when they think of Ann Arbor. When I think of Ann Arbor I think Michigan football. He has a point with Austin but Ann Arbor is a reach.

 

SPOILER ALERT

Picked Auburn by 7 (wrong)

Picked Texas by a field goal (heh)

Picked OSU by 2 touchdowns (right)

 

At least he always has Klatt on to try and get his mind right.

He's not wrong. We haven't been nationally relevant as a program since Jan 7, 2010.

I like to say cow turd and then giggle like a 6th grader.

1 hour ago, Tailleur17 said:

He's not wrong. We haven't been nationally relevant as a program since Jan 7, 2010.

We get it. Don’t you get tired of posting this in every god damn thread?

  • 3 years later...

Cowherd usually sucks, but I like the cut of his jib here.

https://www.saturdaydownsouth.com/sec-football/alabama-not-no-1-georgia-outside-top-10-in-colin-cowherds-preseason-top-25-rankings/?fbclid=IwAR3e4SJ9O916mjEuSb_gy5Nh0uUpCAbwBJyfIeJEWMkKqVWpxmzC9ldFFpM

Here’s a look at Cowherd’s top-10

1. Ohio State
2. Alabama
3. USC
4. Texas
5. Tennessee
6. UCLA
7. Utah
8. Nebraska
9. Louisville
10. UNC

Yeah, that is some trolling, pot-stirring, click-bait silliness right there.  So, standard.

and here's joy with the booobs

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14 minutes ago, ermahgerdhorn said:

Wait people still listen to that choad? 

Look, it's like my 3rd ex wife

With Lebron, you have the glamor of LA, he's got the kids in school you have big money

On the other hand, Westbrook isn't exactly putting out every night

So Baker Mayfield really really needs to step it up, like Google and Apple are out there doing their thing, the Samsung phones just aren't on that level

When it comes to college football, it's only good when Michigan and USC are winning, they are the only football schools that exist

You ever wear a tie that's too tight, you get hot, feeling constricted, just like Tom Brady

1 hour ago, Zeus said:

and here's joy with the booobs

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Yeah she's pretty awesome/rude.

 

Cowherd is so funny when he talks college football. I like when Klatt comes on and kinda roughs him up on it, it's like an older brother putting the little brother in his place.

Edited by Pam Cummings

Why are y’all mad about this?  I’m not understanding the outrage.  What am I missing?

New here?
5 minutes ago, gmr548 said:


New here?

Are you really responding to a post from 4 years ago with "new here?" ;)

 

 

Are you really responding to a post from 4 years ago with "new here?" [emoji6]
 
 

Lmao I’d never read the thread before and just stared at the top. Never caught the dates. Ban user, etc etc
7 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

Cowherd usually sucks, but I like the cut of his jib here.

https://www.saturdaydownsouth.com/sec-football/alabama-not-no-1-georgia-outside-top-10-in-colin-cowherds-preseason-top-25-rankings/?fbclid=IwAR3e4SJ9O916mjEuSb_gy5Nh0uUpCAbwBJyfIeJEWMkKqVWpxmzC9ldFFpM

Here’s a look at Cowherd’s top-10

1. Ohio State
2. Alabama
3. USC
4. Texas
5. Tennessee
6. UCLA
7. Utah
8. Nebraska
9. Louisville
10. UNC

HaHaHaHa 😂😂😂😂   @Sbbruin

You took JakeCrain's Twitter bait in that article... it was fake and not Cowturd's rankings. 

Crain took down the fake tweet, but here's graphic from tweet ...

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Edited by LTtxfan

6 hours ago, Zeus said:

and here's joy with the booobs

Joy-Taylor-07.jpg

 

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