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#3
13 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Surly Horns?  Probably worth about tree fiddy. 

 

I can haz royalties?

I see how this is going to end. 

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#4
10 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Little did you know that you were always blacklab's favorite.

Obviously.

 

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#6
1 minute ago, Dark Horse said:

UT's legal team would like a word with Mr. Surly Bevo

I will give up my name for a football suite for a season and one men's athletics coach dismissal of my choosing.

Those are my terms.

#10

No, no, no. See you’re Surly Bevo. This is Surly Horns. See they have the golden bevo. We have the golden horns

#11
1 minute ago, mdmost said:

No, no, no. See you’re Surly Bevo. This is Surly Horns. See they have the golden bevo. We have the golden horns

My buns have no seeds

#13
3 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:

 

Your bone also has no seed.

Time to restart the vasectomy thread.

#15
5 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:

There are places knives and other sharp objects should just never be. One of those is anywhere near your junk.

 

You want them to do it with a dull knife?

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