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Isla Rose was born at 2:20am! 

Congrats mate, hope Mum and baby are both doing well!

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2 minutes ago, Spartan52 said:

Congrats mate, hope Mum and baby are both doing well!

Both are doing outstanding! Natural birth only 20 mins of pushing!!

Ha, sounds like our 2nd, was in a massive hurry to get out once it started,

I didn't even get to park the car, it had to stay in the driveway at the hospital until after the event.

As I've also had a number of people's daughters, this is close to home. Congrats!

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I have a son and a daughter.  With my son I only have to worry about one prick with my daughter I have to worry about the rest.

Be sure to tell the doctor to put in a couple of extra stitches. You’ll thank me later....

I totally thought this thread was about something else.  

But since I am here, congratulations.

57 minutes ago, Loose Stool said:

Be sure to tell the doctor to put in a couple of extra stitches. You’ll thank me later....

Says all the guys with small dicks.   /nohomo

Congrats!  

8 hours ago, Bogeywon said:

Both are doing outstanding! Natural birth only 20 mins of pushing!!

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jk.  Congrats!

Congratulations!

 

Says all the guys with small dicks.   /nohomo

People come out of there. You ain’t hurting it.

Congrats Bogey.
1 hour ago, BurntEyes said:

Hmmmm.. don't be so sure.

#boldnewgayworld

You do know that men cant have babies right?  just making sure

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This birth was intense really quick and watching my wife in that much pain was tough but she did awesome. Baby has been great. Mamas finally sleeping 

10 hours ago, midtown said:

You do know that men cant have babies right?  just making sure

Do you even Schwarzenegger bro?

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All my first daughter (3) wants to do is touch her and hold her... it’s making me sad to keep telling her no

On 9/14/2018 at 9:34 AM, Onboard 2.0 said:

Congratulations and condolences all in the same post....

Congratudolences should be a word.

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3 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Congratudolences should be a word.

Let’s make it a surely word 

On 9/14/2018 at 8:11 PM, Bogeywon said:

... watching my wife in that much pain was tough but she did awesome...

Brings back memories.  Give her my best, congrats!

My second daughter was born 1 minute after the first. The first few years were not super fun.

On 9/14/2018 at 3:34 AM, Bogeywon said:

Both are doing outstanding! Natural birth only 20 mins of pushing!!

How long was the conception?

Grats

All my first daughter (3) wants to do is touch her and hold her... it’s making me sad to keep telling her no

Dude, help her hold the new one.
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1 hour ago, Spankytoes said:

How long was the conception?

Grats

30 seconds at best

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35 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:


Dude, help her hold the new one.

I do! Just scared she may squeeze to right is all

20 hours ago, Sandman said:

My second daughter was born 1 minute after the first. The first few years were not super fun.

5 minutes here. They're 9 months old, so i can vouch for the 2nd sentence... fuck... i mean, congrats Bogey!! 

On 9/14/2018 at 2:34 AM, Bogeywon said:

Both are doing outstanding! Natural birth only 20 mins of pushing!!

So it took her 20X the time to come out than to go in?

18 minutes ago, B00M said:

5 minutes here. They're 9 months old, so i can vouch for the 2nd sentence... fuck... i mean, congrats Bogey!! 

You're still in the shitty stage. Once they get to 3 or 4 years old, it gets much better.  Mine are almost 17 (no pics) and I'm pretty much on cruise control. Weed and dicks are my main threats at this point.

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New born pictures on football Saturday. 😡 at least they have a tv and I don’t have to miss the michigan game 2 weeks in a row

New born pictures on football Saturday. [emoji35] at least they have a tv and I don’t have to miss the michigan game 2 weeks in a row

Ever heard of a DVR? It’s the best way to watch a game anyway. You get to skip commercials and halftime.
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44 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:


Ever heard of a DVR? It’s the best way to watch a game anyway. You get to skip commercials and halftime.

Got it set but it’s not same as watching live. They have a tv here so I’m good to go! Also it’s hard staying away from coverage with social media and texts from buddy’s 

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