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You got a mouse in your pocket?

 

10 minutes ago, Brock Sampson said:

But what if we don’t?

Extension!!

Let me remind UT-Bellmont of what all fans expect: Win, Win, Win..! 

 

Yes, we're going to lose our collective fucking minds when we see the play out of this team tomorrow and wonder wtf it was for Maryland and Tulsa.  

OP lost his balls, it seems.

5 hours ago, Tailleur17 said:

By a lot. Hi Snacks. 

You found us. We've already lost....but that avatar though.

Image result for pretty pretty good gif

3 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

I bet she has fat knees though, which is why she is covering them up.

Makes her more stable when she’s on them.

42 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Beat (and fuck) $C

Zach?

Everyone knows that Herman's coaching career died at the battle of little trojans/horns. What this book presupposes is, maybe it didn't?

3 hours ago, Snacks said:

And it's going to rain. Flood.

In Galveston right now. Got a bit high, but not too extreme. It isnt raining too hard but somehow the streets are flooding. Not supposed to stop anytime soon. Yawn.

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It’s like some of you don’t understand reverse psychology. Gotta balance out the universe and shit.

8 hours ago, Tailleur17 said:

By a lot. Hi Snacks. 

Hard to believe you were banned from TOS.

8 hours ago, Tailleur17 said:

By a lot. Hi Snacks. 

You did it wrong. Snacks writes “we are going to win”. You should have written “we are going to lose”. You didn’t; therefore your post won’t neutralize Snacks’ retarded curse. So we are actually going to lose, and it will be your fault.

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1 hour ago, XYZ said:

You did it wrong. Snacks writes “we are going to win”. You should have written “we are going to lose”. You didn’t; therefore your post won’t neutralize Snacks’ retarded curse. So we are actually going to lose, and it will be your fault.

Well fuck. Oh well.

1 hour ago, XYZ said:

You did it wrong. Snacks writes “we are going to win”. You should have written “we are going to lose”. You didn’t; therefore your post won’t neutralize Snacks’ retarded curse. So we are actually going to lose, and it will be your fault.

So... the anti-curse is cursed? Dammit man!

This is supposedly one of the worst USC teams in years....maybe since the brief Kiffin era. All I’m saying is we have a chance to steal the game

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3 minutes ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

What happens when a stoppable force meets a movable object? 

mudhole

12 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

This is supposedly one of the worst USC teams in years....maybe since the brief Kiffin era. All I’m saying is we have a chance to steal the game

And when the fuck did it start being ok for Texas to steal a game.?

 

 

 

 

the answer is obvious.....

 

 

 

 

4 hours ago, Zavala said:

In Galveston right now. Got a bit high, but not too extreme. It isnt raining too hard but somehow the streets are flooding. Not supposed to stop anytime soon. Yawn.

What does you getting high in Galveston have to do with the usc  game?

OP drinking heavily and unemployed again? You’re such a pussy and should’ve stayed on the old site.

4 hours ago, Tailleur17 said:

It’s like some of you don’t understand reverse psychology. Gotta balance out the universe and shit.

Exactly.  In some ways I see you winning this one.  In other ways I don't.

1 hour ago, TexasTroll said:

And when the fuck did it start being ok for Texas to steal a game.?

2010 I think.

I think we might be doomed to quite doomed 

OP is a Dumbass!  But, at least he tried (and probably failed) to change the karma around the football team. 

Obviously, our gameday superstitions affect wins and losses. So what the fuck are the rest of you whiny bitches doing to help get a win? 

Maybe someone should take a pic of Kate from the recruiting board. 

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1 hour ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

What does you getting high in Galveston have to do with the usc  game?

This is the loser thread, not the usc game. Anyway he said it's going to flood. The storm that's supposed to hit Austin tomorrow originated in the gulf, near Galveston. 

27 minutes ago, Zavala said:

This is the loser thread, not the usc game. Anyway he said it's going to flood. The storm that's supposed to hit Austin tomorrow originated in the gulf, near Galveston. 

Fuck Galveston and the Hurricane it rode out on. 

 

Too soon?

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