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I'm sitting this one out tonight guys, I'm watching Port Arthur Memorial's game vs. the new Beaumont consolidated school. Memorial's team had 12 sacks in two games coming into tonight. Can we also haz sacks on USC's QB? 

All puff pieces on LHN mosrlty. Not much positive about the team to discuss. Did put up a stat that Texas rated laat in Big 12 in QB pressure

LHN is Longhorn Homer Network. They aren't going to do anything critical of the current regime whoever that may be.

(Please for the love of all things holy) Fight!!!

Looks like TT is closing it off on time. Almost game time folks! I am sitting next to some ancients at Library. Anyone out on 6th and want some company?

It is said all the time and mostly hyperbolic, but I believe this is truly the biggest game for the Texas program in the last 10 years. With the recruits that will be there, and everything else going on in the conference and the state, this game could determine the fate of the Horns for the next 5 to 10 years. 

Hyperbole much?
1 minute ago, Tired of Lurking said:

Looks like TT is closing it off on time. Almost game time folks! I am sitting next to some ancients at Library. Anyone out on 6th and want some company?

Username checks out

Find some usc tail to chase!

Playing the Trojans, to wins you need a horse.  Who is our Horse.  I want Collin or LJH.

Who do you blame for the last decade of suckage?


Everybodyyyyy

Subbed in a chick to QB for Galindo in pregame. I’m not at all surprised. 

Section 26 row 73. In. FUSC!!!!


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1 hour ago, Tailleur17 said:

So now he’ll get 0 carries instead of his customary 6.

Customary? He has only played two games and got 10 in his second one. What a weird take.

8 minutes ago, Tired of Lurking said:

Would also be nice if our team and staff gave us reasons to give them more than 2 to 4 years.

 

1 hour ago, mdleast said:

After all the hyping they've tried to do for this game (after all, it's a "trilogy"), I'm assuming they'll try to stall as much as they can.

Good Call on stall comment.....7pm cst, still 20 min to Kickoff

HOOK'EM

Edited by LTtxfan

In stadium countdown says we have 19 more minutes and the stadium is filling up nicely.  Student section is very full. This might be fun. 

8 hours ago, Radical Larry said:

 

MY GOD DUDE

That's 3'O Clock High, right? I haven't thought of that movie in years! Nice reference!

11 minutes ago, Tired of Lurking said:

Maybe 2 to 4 years. Would also be nice if we gave our team and staff 2 to 4 years.

Does anything you've seen over the last 13 months give you any reason to believe the results in 2-4 years will be any different?

I want Herman to succeed, but at the moment, the best predictor of future behavior is past behavior.

 

Showtime.

 

Edited by clapclapclap
After a word from our sponsors.

Let’s do this! I hope the weather cooperates

11 minutes ago, Izhmash said:

Username checks out

Find some usc tail to chase!

Saw three USC fans downtown yesterday that were dead ringers for Magda from "There's Something About Mary."

Not impressed with how they travel.

The weather radars are positive for no Pizza!  Fuckem up Horns!

1 minute ago, Rivers said:

Hook Em! Fuck the bullshit!

+1000......What Rivers said....

Edited by LTtxfan

The crowd is singing Don't Stop Believing but the guy in the Members Only jacket is in the bathroom. 

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2 minutes ago, Rivers said:

Hook Em! Fuck the bullshit!

Rivers gets it! Wake up HORNS!! TEXAS! FIGHT!

please god, no 2 runs for 3 yards and a 2 yard wr screen pass to tart the game 

Hey... i resemble that remark.

Alright I am not letting you fuckers run my phone down to 0. I am posted up at Pour Choices. Never been here but their upstairs is legit. All TVs on and sound on UT game. Couch, games, and shit. I have a backwards white UT hat on. Come say whats up.

I'm about 2 sheets to the wind already, probably full sail by the second quarter

Let's do this boys...

Amon-Ra is a badass name. Only Odin is a better one.

1 minute ago, ousux said:

I'm about 2 sheets to the wind already, probably full sail by the second quarter

Let's do this boys...

I'm one sheet ahead of you. Fuck it. 

Also, fuck Leinhart, fuck Reggie Bush and fuck everyone who has ever gone to school at Condom or worn a ISU cyclone wannabe shirt or jersey.

4 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

The crowd is singing Don't Stop Believing but the guy in the Members Only jacket is in the bathroom. 

What are we supposed to not stop believing? 

god dammit, we still end up getting a scott fucking fisher   hook em horns scream on the tv

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