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Great catch 

he was almost too open and Sam overthrew him

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Just now, 52-80 said:

Better catch than throw

Yeah, this. Our receivers make Sam look better than he is

2 minutes ago, GoonerSooner said:

How is it Porter’s fault that Ehlinger didn’t have his helmet strapped?

Not the rule, assbag.

Just now, Newdoc said:

Alright jokers, Who suited up in Texas uniforms?

Leon Sandcastle

After carters tweet after last game, I’m betting he transfers
He'll probably drop the pen when trying to sign the paperwork.

USC is making dumb mistakes so it’s our job to punish them for it. Great drive. Not something we normally do in the third quarter. 

3 minutes ago, GoonerSooner said:

How is it Porter’s fault that Ehlinger didn’t have his helmet strapped?

God, seriously, fuck off troll

We had a couple other throws like that that were just inches off. We were due.

& fucking Dicker, he's good from 50 it appears. Lost our punter, but gained a kicker


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2 minutes ago, SpiralOut said:

Well there's a good throw.

Eh, I'll take it but I prefer touchdown passes that our receivers don't have to lay out for. 

2 minutes ago, GlenFromTheMailRoom said:

PM Derka

Are you insinuating that 85 derkas suited up for Texas? Is there a mini derka in the booth?

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fucking autocorrect fail

2 minutes ago, 52-80 said:

Better catch than throw

That's a given.  I'm comparing the throw to the rest of the ones from Sam tonight.

This game’s over, USC sucks true ass. Now UT can make a statement with a blowout W.

4 minutes ago, GoonerSooner said:

How is it Porter’s fault that Ehlinger didn’t have his helmet strapped?

are you new here? Everything is Kyle Porter's fault

Can two people polish off a bottle of Jameson after countless beers we had this afternoon? Bout to find out

Just now, Sock Monkey said:

Eh, I'll take it but I prefer touchdown passes that our receivers don't have to lay out for. 

Wah, let's refuse the score. Yeesh.

Wonder what team LJH goes to next year..

Hope it's not the fucking Browns. Fuck Faker Mayfield.

Well they are finally done with Gordon so .....
Just now, Helobious said:

This game’s over, USC sucks true ass. Now UT can make a statement with a blowout W.

Just curious, which game are you watching?

3 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

the Bhagavad Gita

I have become Death, destroyer of Trojans

Wah, let's refuse the score. Yeesh.

No shit, we fucking bitch about touchdowns now...
Just now, Helobious said:

This game’s over, USC sucks true ass. Now UT can make a statement with a blowout W.

Wat!

Just now, HOOK'EMHOOAH said:

Are you insinuating that 85 derkas suited up for Texas? Is there a mini derka in the booth?

I’m insinuating that maybe Derka’s skills on the basketball court could possibly translate to the gridiron.

Just now, jimmyjazz said:

Wah, let's refuse the score. Yeesh.

I said I'll take it. Yeesh

Just now, Helobious said:

This game’s over, USC sucks true ass. Now UT can make a statement with a blowout W.

Funny man.. Have you not watched the last 8 years? 

Great catch by the freshman.

Just now, 6th Street said:

TCU is fast 

They're for real

1 minute ago, ousux said:

Can two people polish off a bottle of Jameson after countless beers we had this afternoon? Bout to find out

yes-we-can-rosie-the-riveter_a-G-8179202

When was the last time Texas scored on first 3rd qrt drive ?

1 minute ago, ousux said:

Can two people polish off a bottle of Jameson after countless beers we had this afternoon? Bout to find out

One person per bottle pussy. 🧐

Just now, Colonel Mustard said:

Funny man.. Have you not watched the last 8 years? 

Seriously.  Some of you motherfuckers need to pump the brakes.  A couple of Sam Specials and USC will be right back in this.

1 minute ago, Helobious said:

This game’s over, USC sucks true ass. Now UT can make a statement with a blowout W.

Can I have some of what you are smoking?

Just now, TexasGolf said:

When was the last time Texas scored on first 3rd qrt drive ?

last year Oki Lite game

2 minutes ago, Helobious said:

This game’s over, USC sucks true ass. Now UT can make a statement with a blowout W.

well we're fucked now, thanks a lot

GJ is so fast he looks like a heat seeker in there, i would actully fear for the kid if he holds onto the ball

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