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Foster and Sterns will kill someone before their Texas careers are over... not to mention we haven’t seen Overshown yet.
We are going to see an early 2k's type defensive backfield before long, the Dylan Haines of the world will just be a distant memory.
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USC has played a terrible game.  We’re gonna think we’re good again and get destroyed by TCU. We made a ton of mistakes in the first half but USC chose to make twice as many. A disciplined team like TCU/OU still beats us every time.

"illegal touching"
snert

The refs need to whip out a doll and show everyone where he touched him...
Just now, MillerEP said:

Maybe we can see another qb now

Sam needs to learn how to finish and complete the win. If he is our QB, he needs and earned this. 

1 minute ago, BurntOrangeCrush said:

Good to see Texas finally playing fast and physical on D. 

your mom is fast and physical on D

Edited by Bozo_Casanova

Here it is, the end of a Texas football game, and Surly posters are telling jokes.

Something magic in the air

Just now, Alot said:

USC has played a terrible game.  We’re gonna think we’re good again and get destroyed by TCU. We made a ton of mistakes in the first half but USC chose to make twice as many. A disciplined team like TCU/OU still beats us every time.

Blah blah blah you insufferable pussy

Edited by Kenny Powers

I am surprised our vanilla running game is getting consistent yards

1 minute ago, elfenix said:

hooters to go?  who the fuck gets hooters to go?

I get your moms hooters to go

hooters to go?  who the fuck gets hooters to go?
Gays who enjoy shitty bar food?
1 minute ago, elfenix said:

hooters to go?  who the fuck gets hooters to go?

Is that like outcall?

Just now, Alot said:

USC has played a terrible game.  We’re gonna think we’re good again and get destroyed by TCU. We made a ton of mistakes in the first half but USC chose to make twice as many. A disciplined team like TCU/OU still beats us every time.

Yes we know. We are well aware. It has been since 2010, we know.

But this is still fun. So there.

First time in recent memory I’ve seen some “attitude” from this team. Refreshing.

Just now, Alot said:

USC has played a terrible game.  We’re gonna think we’re good again and get destroyed by TCU. We made a ton of mistakes in the first half but USC chose to make twice as many. A disciplined team like TCU/OU still beats us every time.

Ok cool...

Just now, Fire Jack Chevigny said:

USC has 5 rushing yards.

Is that good?

At the very least I want to score 3 more on these fucks..

Wrong list of O lineman.

Freshman Guard and Rod at center.

1 minute ago, Alot said:

USC has played a terrible game.  We’re gonna think we’re good again and get destroyed by TCU. We made a ton of mistakes in the first half but USC chose to make twice as many. A disciplined team like TCU/OU still beats us every time.

Thanks for your thoughts. You can go to bed now

"If they're able to hold on?" Fuck you.

Just now, Valmy77 said:

Yes we know. We are well aware. It has been since 2010, we know.

But this is still fun. So there.

You know what, fuck it. I’m having fun too.

Just now, Mileslong said:


I thought they were celibate

You're on tonight

Sorry I don't have any more rep

2 minutes ago, Alot said:

USC has played a terrible game.  We’re gonna think we’re good again and get destroyed by TCU. We made a ton of mistakes in the first half but USC chose to make twice as many. A disciplined team like TCU/OU still beats us every time.

Hey Debbie Downer,

ALOT6.png?1316561343

2 minutes ago, AeroHorn said:

I am surprised our vanilla running game is getting consistent yards

Dont talk these coaches into a double reverse.


I thought they were celibate
Egyptian gods or saints? Neither one are if they're smart..

 

3 minutes ago, Alot said:

USC has played a terrible game.  We’re gonna think we’re good again and get destroyed by TCU. We made a ton of mistakes in the first half but USC chose to make twice as many. A disciplined team like TCU/OU still beats us every time.

I bet you're fun at parties 

Sam seems in command, O line looking good, ok play calling, run looks good. D is playing lights out with an attitude.

What is going on? Not used to this.

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no flag for block in the back????    he was planted into the ground

1 minute ago, clapclapclap said:

Hey Debbie Downer,

ALOT6.png?1316561343

Yes.  Yes i do.

Just now, Mo Horn said:

Sam was late

Wait, Sam's pregnant? Oh fuck, there goes the season.

4 minutes ago, elfenix said:

hooters to go?  who the fuck gets hooters to go?

Guys who used to actually read the articles in playboy and complain that porn today do not have enough plot and story.

9 minutes ago, elfenix said:

hooters to go?  who the fuck gets hooters to go?

double post my bad

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