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Just now, Mo Horn said:

Sam was late

That is consistent trait. He needs to be coached to throw to location rather than watch player reach it first.

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2 minutes ago, Alot said:

A disciplined team like TCU/OU still beats us every time.

Dunno, I can see Mensa blowing enough smoke up our ass to pull out a miracle against OU. Of course I've been drinking heavily since kickoff, so ymmv.

This feels a lot like Ole Miss game in 2012 where we smoked them 66-31. Fun to watch, but most of us had the feeling it was somewhat of a facade 

Sam was late

So is your mom, say hello to your new stepfather
4 minutes ago, Disco Missile said:

Here it is, the end of a Texas football game, and Surly posters are telling jokes.

Something magic in the air

The smell of booze is in the air.  For all the right reasons. 

3 minutes ago, BurntOrangeCrush said:

Thanks for your thoughts. You can go to bed now

Lulz

 
I bet you're fun at parties 

He became a member of Surly an hour ago. Let him be miserable. Likely isn’t one of our own. [emoji1598]


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Sam seems in command, O line looking good, ok play calling, run looks good. D is playing lights out with an attitude.

What is going on? Not used to this.

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Sam’s completed 45% of his passes...
The smell of booze is in the air.  For all the right reasons. 

Finally a reason to feel good about a hangover tomorrow. [emoji1598]


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2 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Sam was late

Like your mom

Big win+smoked ribeyes=great night

1 minute ago, TexasFan21 said:


He became a member of Surly an hour ago. Let him be miserable. Likely isn’t one of our own. emoji1598.png


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I have been around since “im stunned, im pissed”.  I have PTSD.

USC’s offensive line is absolute dog shit. They are gonna be fucked for years. 

2 minutes ago, USNALonghorn said:

This feels a lot like Ole Miss game in 2012 where we smoked them 66-31. Fun to watch, but most of us had the feeling it was somewhat of a facade 

We take it when we can get it

So I called my pops at halftime to wish him a happy birthday, and we were up 16-14.  We get to talking for a while, and then I come back in the room at the start of the fourth quarter, and we're now up 37-14?  Dayyyyum.  I'll have to rewatch the third quarter now.

Guess I should leave the room more often when Texas is playing.

I have been around since “im stunned, im pissed”.  I have PTSD.

So second quarter? Fuck off


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well  Jordan Shipley would know all about slobbeknocker hits....  that one that Cosby put on the OU player in 08 was fucking epic

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Just now, Fozzz said:

USC’s offensive line is absolute dog shit. They are gonna be fucked for years. 

Can confirm. Have been a fan of a fucked team for years. 

lol Hager just owning that RT every snap. 

1 minute ago, orangebird said:

Guess I should leave the room more often when Texas is playing.

3rd Q for sure.

Yeah use your power source man. Just turn on that flux capacitor man, that’s the trick

I have been around since “im stunned, im pissed”.  I have PTSD.

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1hr isn’t PTSD time pussy. Take your trolling ass elsewhere.



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9 minutes ago, Fire Jack Chevigny said:

USC has 5 rushing yards.

5

5 minutes ago, USNALonghorn said:

This feels a lot like Ole Miss game in 2012 where we smoked them 66-31. Fun to watch, but most of us had the feeling it was somewhat of a facade 

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1 minute ago, AUS-97HORN said:

well  Jordan Shipley would know all about slobbeknocker hits....  that one that Kwame put on the OU player in 08 was fucking epic

Unrelated but remember when he literally broke a K-State players ankles. I miss Ship

Herman needs to go in to the locker room, throw his shit on the ground and yell that this is what is expected every fucking game.

2 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

well  Jordan Shipley would know all about slobbeknocker hits....  that one that Kwame put on the OU player in 08 was fucking epic

Huh?

Helton coaching gutless football. No hurry up, no rush since the start of the 4th quarter. 

 

 

Totally gave up 30 minutes ago. If im USC AD, im firing him on tarmac tomorrow

Just now, TexasFan21 said:


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1hr isn’t PTSD time pussy. Take your trolling ass elsewhere.



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Orly “texasfan21” you the credibility sheriff around here?  I hope it feels good.

Biggest difference in the run game is a lot less zone rims and more veer/power scheme. 

I can’t believe that 08 OU game was ten years ago. Fuck we’ve sucked forever. 

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