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Just now, Mdhorn said:

Stomped these mf'ers.  Trojan smojan, let 'em pound sand.  Sam did well in the second half.  The UMD game still stings but it feels better since USC can wonder why they lost to a team that lost to UMD that lost to temple.  

Finished it fy

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4 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

34 unanswered points for win #900

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Just now, DaysOff said:

Damn mrs Herman

He’s a closer 

Dear Sam....I am sorry for calling you dumb.  You and the O came through......Now do it again every game please..

 

-5 rushing yards for them? That correct? WOW..

Funny that their rb had that 23yd td run early and finished the game with 10 total yards.. Dominated 

Well this sure is nicer than the last two weeks.

that was very nice

amazing how use struggles to run the ball this year. and nice how texas made them struggle even more

Just now, TexasGolf said:

Austin gonna be rockin tonight 

USC smoke about to get some Texas BBQ to cure their sadness. 

Incredible win. That was fun and exactly what this program needed 

Herman's stare at her is creeping me out.
He's just soooooo happy we won tonight. He was very nervous in the pregame interview.

I'm just glad we didn't fold after being down 14-3. Glad we took the FG's when they were presented. Glad we actually came out after halftime with a drive and a TD. Glad we started playing defense in a way that looked like the 2nd half of last season. Glad we were finally able to run out the clock for the win.

Now let's see if we can clean up some things and carry it over to next week.

We were 1-2 at this point last year. I'll take 2-1.

Joel klatt talking about the 05 season always brings me joy. Surprised he can even remember that. 

Final Score:

W 37-14

First Downs:
Texas – 25
USC – 16

Third Down Conversions
Texas – 10-19
USC – 6-14

Total Yards:
Texas - 394
USC - 317

Passing:
Texas – 16-34, 234 yds, 2TD/0Int
USC - 30-48, 322 yards, 0/1

Rushing:
Texas - 48-160, 3.3 ypc
USC - 16-(-5), (-0.3) ypc

TOP
Texas – 34:38
USC – 25:22

Penalties:
Texas – 7-86
USC – 10-99

1 minute ago, mdmost said:

Incredible win. That was fun and exactly what this program needed 

Yes

Leinart sucks dick for pocket change behind the pepsi machine at the Greyhound station
Oh yeah? I expected something much more sleazy and degrading, good for Matt.

We didn’t just win. We beat the piss out of them

3 minutes ago, Colonel Mustard said:

-5 rushing yards for them? That correct? WOW..

Funny that their rb had that 23yd td run early and finished the game with 10 total yards.. Dominated 

I fucking called that shit.

43 minutes ago, Colonel Mustard said:

Now based on Sams history. Do we REALLY want to have him slinging it around when its not needed. Quick safe passes only please and run run run

He'll keep working on the long ball, but agree, otherwise. Run that fucking ball.

Joel klatt talking about the 05 season always brings me joy. Surprised he can even remember that. 
It was all on video.
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I feel like she needs a thread.

Foster is a hitter too.
3 minutes ago, Disco Missile said:

Final Score:

W 37-14

First Downs:
Texas – 25
USC – 16

Third Down Conversions
Texas – 10-19
USC – 6-14

Total Yards:
Texas - 394
USC - 317

Passing:
Texas – 16-34, 234 yds, 2TD/0Int
USC - 30-48, 322 yards, 0/1

Rushing:
Texas - 48-160, 3.3 ypc
USC - 16-(-5), (-0.3) ypc

TOP
Texas – 34:38
USC – 25:22

Penalties:
Texas – 7-86
USC – 10-99

When was the last time we dominated TOP against a real team?

Fuckit. I’m willing to concede their stinking 2 points for the safety now. Reluctantly. 😎

1 minute ago, Disco Missile said:

USC didn't score a point after the first quarter.

Damn

😮

Held them to -5 yards rushing, wow. That's the most eye popping stat that I've seen in a long time from this team against any opponent. 

The best part? Spot them the 2 pts they should have gotten and it don't make a fuck..

Next week we get another freshman QB.

[RestOfBig12]Oh shit, did you see Texas?[/RestOfBig12]

4 minutes ago, Disco Missile said:

USC didn't score a point after the first quarter.

Damn

Adjustments n' shit

E-Rod did great at center. At this point I don’t wanna see Shack back on the field unless he’s spelling Kerstetter at RG. We’ve found our best five guys.

Edited by Nope

hard  to believe. Maybe the 21-0 lead on Tulsa was the real team and the 28-21 was them taking the foot off the gas. Maybe the Tulsa game was a false read. 

My liver is going thate me tomorrow...

We just officially beat USC for the first time ever 

1 minute ago, NowThis said:

hard  to believe. Maybe the 21-0 lead on Tulsa was the real team and the 28-21 was them taking the foot off the gas. Maybe the Tulsa game was a false read. 

Maybe they lulled us into a false sense of panic because MENSA?

Edited by UDontKnow

3 minutes ago, The Dude said:

Enjoy this win surly assholes!!

Wins are like blowjobs. Some are better than others, but they're all good.

Just now, MAGS® said:

My liver is going thate me tomorrow...

Amen. Played like an all American tonight... get some rest

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