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2 minutes ago, mdmost said:

We just officially beat USC for the first time ever 

According to usc.

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Can someone remind me again what I am supposed to do with an erection that has lasted longer then 3 hours?

16 minutes ago, Kenny Powers said:

Oh you must've forgot in 2016 where we blew a 17 pt lead to ND lol 

Was it with 7 minutes left in the 4th? [I'm very drunk at the moment]

2 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

You guys have 24 hrs to enjoy this ok

Oh fuck off. We can enjoy this till at least Tuesday 

We just officially beat USC for the first time ever 


Nah they’ll blame the refs
Just now, Horn Dog said:

Can someone remind me again what I am supposed to do with an erection that has lasted longer then 3 hours?

Your Mom knows what do in this situation

Just now, Horn Dog said:

Can someone remind me again what I am supposed to do with an erection that has lasted longer then 3 hours?

Massage parlor?

Orlando is a real coach. Adjusted like a mfer. Hands unit is better. Sam even played well. Damn feels good

Ok LHN press conference with TH coming up now, let’s see how smug he looks. I got $5 that the words winning is really hard comes out within the first 5 minutes.

2 minutes ago, HornPhD said:

Was it with 7 minutes left in the 4th? [I'm very drunk at the moment]

I don't recall myself I only know because of that sweet deep ball to Burt to start the 2nd half and we went up 31-14 from there. 

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6 minutes ago, NowThis said:

hard  to believe. Maybe the 21-0 lead on Tulsa was the real team and the 28-21 was them taking the foot off the gas. Maybe the Tulsa game was a false read. 

Maybe usc is just a really shitty team. We’ll be back to reality next week.

Always hope I’m wrong, but I see zero difference from the offense this year over last. Defense is Orlando defense.

1 minute ago, HOOK'EMHOOAH said:

According to usc.

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" userid="772"] My liver is going thate me tomorrow...
My head. Liver got no fell to it.
Just now, bigcigar said:

Maybe usc is just a really shitty team. We’ll be back to reality next week.

Always hope I’m wrong, but I see zero difference from the offense this year over last. Defense is Orlando defense.

let's remember 2016 Notre Dame.Great satisfying win tonight, makes the season really.  Next week is the real deal.  

Just now, DaysOff said:
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" userid="772"] My liver is going thate me tomorrow...

My head. Liver got no fell to it.

Wrong. 

2 minutes ago, bigcigar said:

Maybe usc is just a really shitty team. We’ll be back to reality next week.

Always hope I’m wrong, but I see zero difference from the offense this year over last. Defense is Orlando defense.

The offensive line is definitely better. A lot of these runs that would've gone for no gain or losses in the past are getting 3+ yards now a pop. The new backs are also good to very good. We still have to deal with some wtf shit from Beck and co. and they're not going to light up the scoreboard, but the offense definitely better.

 

Anyway, I've learned to enjoy just about any P5 win regardless of the future.

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I don't recall myself I only know because of that sweet deep ball to Burt to start the 2nd half and we went up 31-14 from there. 

Don't think Burt played tonight..

 

 

But I ain't judging, I thought Josh Moore's TD was LJH, but I blame that on Mr. Jameson.

 

Missed the Fox post-game show.  Did Leinart say which team he thought was better?

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Just now, ousux said:

Don't think Burt played tonight..


But I ain't judging, I thought Josh Moore's TD was LJH.

We were talking bout the ND game in 16 where it looked like we were gonna roll but promptly shit ourselves lol

1 minute ago, Bevo14 said:

The offensive line is definitely better. A lot of these runs that would've gone for no gain or losses in the past are getting 3+ yards now a pop. The new backs are also good to very good. We still have to deal with some wtf shit from Beck and co. and they're not going to light up the scoreboard, but they're definitely better.

That’s fair. I can’t get past the scheme. It’s like the players have to earn every damn inch. There is no schematic advantage.

Who's watching the 900th win tribute by Edith Royal?

Just now, Modessit said:

Who's watching the 900th win tribute by Edith Royal?

Was awesome. Will watch again

Just now, The Dude said:

Was awesome. Will watch again

Very nice!! “Sustained excellence”

longhorn network has a pretty epic tweet about win 900 narrated by Mrs Royal

In very glad that my wife wife (UT 96 grad) is taking my daughter to lacrosse practice tomorrow at 9. Gives me an extra hour of sleep before taking my son to his basketball game. Cause I'm gonna get fucked up tonight.

4 minutes ago, TexasGolf said:

Is Ingram back next week ?

Depending on the severity of the MCL sprain possibly, but I wouldn't get my hopes up. 

24 minutes ago, Jersey Man10 said:

Hell of a game. Complete 180 from that shitshow last couple weeks.

Agree.  Anyone not enjoying tonight can get bent.  Wanna bitch about a win?  Bitch about last week.  Tonight was domination after the first quarter.  Front 7 showed up and controlled the LOS.  made them one dimensional and got QB pressure.  Didn't let then get off the canvas.  Great win.

Offense looked better.  Playcalling was good.  Ran the ball productively, stretched the field.  Threw to the TE, trick play.  Kicker showed up like a badass.  Freshman played great.  No let down.  Sure USC wasn't awesome, but we've struggled with a lot of less than awesome teams.  Today was a good day.

1 minute ago, Brandywine said:

Tom seems like he was crying.

Tears of love

1 minute ago, pearlandhorn said:

Herman is calling plays. I have no doubt about it.

The play calling was good whoever called it.

This was a good win.

Needed the fuck out of this.

Ok LHN press conference with TH coming up now, let’s see how smug he looks. I got $5 that the words winning is really hard comes out within the first 5 minutes.
You owe me $5. PM Derka for payment instructions.
12 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

Missed the Fox post-game show.  Did Leinart say which team he thought was better?

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Hard fought win err tough loss

2 minutes ago, Modessit said:
18 minutes ago, MillerEP said:
Ok LHN press conference with TH coming up now, let’s see how smug he looks. I got $5 that the words winning is really hard comes out within the first 5 minutes.

You owe me $5. PM Derka for payment instructions.

Pay him. Pay dis man heeees money.

Herman with the HS shout out to lake Travis...thanks mack

2 minutes ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

Don't know how this happened, but it should have been happening week one. We should be undefeated right now.

The Trojans are not a good team. We still played much better than we did in either of the first two games, but this is just a small step. We were favored for a reason, Southern Cal looked as poorly coached and dumb in their first two games as we did.

So who did they credit the other pass to? Heard when he threw it to Sam? That was a backward pass so shouldn't be counted in passing stats.

 

 

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Excellent work, Horns. Mopped up the used condoms. I'm currently at the Rose Bowl watching our abortion of a team, but a Trojan loss eases the bitterness.

1 minute ago, Modessit said:

So who did they credit the other pass to? Watson when he threw it to Sam? That was a backward pass so shouldn't be counted in passing stats.

It was heard and they credited him with a pass

5 minutes ago, Modessit said:

Chip asks 5 questions at once.

Fuck that loser always likes to listen to himself talk. 

 

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