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These clips of grown men with jobs playing full contact football have got me cracking up.  This shit is amazing.  I can’t think of a better way to guarantee an injury you will never recover from. I want this on ESPN. 

 

 

I play old guy baseball because you can play and have fun at half speed. These idiots trying to rip each others’ heads off is dumb af lol.

24 minutes ago, 'stache said:

I play old guy baseball because you can play and have fun at half speed. These idiots trying to rip each others’ heads off is dumb af lol.

Same. I cannot imagine putting pads on and going all out like those dudes. 

I play 1B and tell other team I am not even playing them but rather playing my hamstrings. 

I'm trying to imagine the persona who signs up for this:

  • Peaked in high school, used to be an athlete and is now bored in their day job and says "man, I just want to recapture that feeling I used to have..."
  • Roid-raging crossfitter wants to go hit someone
  • Napoleon-complex little man whose parents didn't want him playing football and wants to "show everyone"

The "u" in 40u actually has the exact opposite connotation as it would in youth sports, as in you don't want to play 16u with a team full of 14 yr olds. How far under 40 are we talking about?? Most of those guys in that last video look to be early 20s and a step or two out of the pen

None of these guys look like they scored four touchdowns in a single game during high school. 

14 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

The "u" in 40u actually has the exact opposite connotation as it would in youth sports, as in you don't want to play 16u with a team full of 14 yr olds. How far under 40 are we talking about?? Most of those guys in that last video look to be early 20s and a step or two out of the pen

This, those aren't a group of 30 plus year olds.  Its 18-30 year olds.

Awesome Let Them Fight GIF by Legendary Entertainment

 

Frankly this is no sadder than the average local Brazilian JiuJistu gym and the agro-roid bros that gather there.

2 hours ago, Incredulity said:

Now that would be hilarious 

 

"Masters" league.  50 plus.  

40o = Bronze League

50o = Silver League

60o = Gold League

70o = Platinum League

I would not like to be 39 years old going against dudes in their mid-20s. 

3 hours ago, HenryJames said:

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Pretty damn fast for a caucasian. 

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