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5 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

No! No! Don't take your feet off the gas pedal! Don't start being the NICE Green! MAKE THEM PAY!

After jumping on SMU 36-0 he let everyone play

UNT’s D line is better than UT’s.

 

f me

 

Are we even top 5 in our own state?

This is some funny shit.   SEC getting jammed by Denton, Texas.

 

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35 minutes ago, pacman said:

f me

 

Are we even top 5 in our own state?

Doubtful. 

2 minutes ago, jettrink said:

Doubtful. 

Neither is Arkansas.

Well, if it's any consolation, we are probably the best school named "University of Texas."

I mean, we have to be better than UTEP, UTSA, UTPB, etc.  Right?

 

I can't stop watching this. It's riveting.

16 minutes ago, veritas aequitas said:

Not a great start for the Jerry Jones grandkid era.

Completed his first pass of his career for a touchdown.

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Watching Arkansas get thumped by a directional school in Texas is...borderline erotic.

 

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH OMG, look at Chad Morris celebrating after the big pickup against UNT's 3rd-string D, hahahahaha

19 minutes ago, orangebird said:

Well, if it's any consolation, we are probably the best school named "University of Texas."

I mean, we have to be better than UTEP, UTSA, UTPB, etc.  Right?

 

I don't know, man...

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36 minutes ago, veritas aequitas said:

Not a great start for the Jerry Jones grandkid era.

He has a noodle arm..

what channel is the game on? I would like to see UNT. 
It's great to see UNT field a good team.

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1 hour ago, pacman said:

He has a noodle arm..

He's also built like a runway supermodel.  5'10" and maybe 160 lbs.  He was signed for one reason and one reason only, which was to solidify Arky's attachment to not one, not two, but three generations of the Jones family.  Both Jerry and Stephen have elaborate tailgate scenes in Fayetteville now.  

Don't kid yourself.  Signing him was a big win for Arky over the next 30 years.

1 hour ago, Disco Missile said:

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I wonder where Seth is coaching next season..? Probably a P5 school...

 

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Borderline erotic?

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Well for some reason the Tweet didn't embed correctly. Noob here. Who knows.

Anyway here's a link to the fake fair catch punt return TD:

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1 minute ago, Disco Missile said:

Well for some reason the Tweet didn't embed correctly. Noob here. Who knows.

Anyway here's a link to the fake fair catch punt return TD:

Link

 

6 hours ago, pacman said:

f me

 

Are we even top 5 in our own state?

Top 3, I think.

I was talking to an UNT alum here in az last week and asked if he thought seth would be at tech next.  He emphatically told me that's he's heard that littrell isn't going to leave to a mid tier power 5 program like tech.  Not sure if that was hubris for his coach or legit noise. 

With that said, he's going to have to make big time noise at UNT if he's looking for a big time job. Tech is the type of job these coaches get. 

Just checking in to say LOL.  Who knew "fat fucking retard" was their high water mark.

29 minutes ago, Disco Missile said:

Well for some reason the Tweet didn't embed correctly. Noob here. Who knows.

Anyway here's a link to the fake fair catch punt return TD:

Link

Just copy and paste the tweet url directly into your post, without putting it in link tags. It will auto embed.

1 hour ago, Lhorn said:

Just checking in to say LOL.  Who knew "fat fucking retard" was their high water mark.

Bobby Petrino says hi, but the dumbasses ran him off for having a side piece. 

6 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Bobby Petrino says hi, but the dumbasses ran him off for having a side piece. 

doesn’t matter.

1 hour ago, Butch Had Not said:

I was talking to an UNT alum here in az last week and asked if he thought seth would be at tech next.  He emphatically told me that's he's heard that littrell isn't going to leave to a mid tier power 5 program like tech.  Not sure if that was hubris for his coach or legit noise. 

With that said, he's going to have to make big time noise at UNT if he's looking for a big time job. Tech is the type of job these coaches get. 

I have no idea about the validity of the UNT alum's comments, but if Seth is fond of making significantly more money than he is now, seems to me he'd have to give Tech or somewhere else like them a look anyway.  Kliff currents makes about 4 .times more than Seth does.

4 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Bobby Petrino says hi, but the dumbasses ran him off for having a side piece. 

And the ass on that side piece was... amazing.

Just checking in to say LOL.  Who knew "fat fucking retard" was their high water mark.

Watching them get beat was great. Not orgasmic but it’s was nice.
36 minutes ago, Zharkov said:

And the ass on that side piece was... amazing.

No shit.  If that old fucker could get a side piece like that, I say keep him.  

13 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Completed his first pass of his career for a touchdown.

Can’t tell if serious.  Haven’t watched any Arkansas games yet, but if they’re really playing John Stephen Jones, no wonder they suck.

14 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Arky Chad is recruiting well, though, and supposedly his son is a big time recruit at Highland Park.  This might take some time.

Yeah he looks pretty good.  He’s a Junior and, aside from Arky, he already has offers from Clemson, Auburn and ousux.  Arky gonna have a little HP pipeline.

6 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Bobby Petrino says hi, but the dumbasses ran him off for having a side piece

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Keep this funny thread going for a week!!!!!!!!!

This was probably my favorite non-Texas result of yesterday. That fake fair catch punt return TD? Inject that shit into my veins.

5 minutes ago, Machinator said:

This was probably my favorite non-Texas result of yesterday. That fake fair catch punt return TD? Inject that shit into my veins.

"Oh, he gone." Lolololololololololololololol

4 hours ago, Landomatic said:

Can’t tell if serious.  Haven’t watched any Arkansas games yet, but if they’re really playing John Stephen Jones, no wonder they suck.

Sarcasm meter is broken.  The only pass he threw that was caught by anyone was a pick six.

9 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Bobby Petrino says hi, but the dumbasses ran him off for having a side piece. 

He recruited for shit there after his first season.  He was too busy riding his Harley with his side piece.  Even had he stayed they were looking at perpetual 6 and 7 win seasons.  Arky is a job that needs a great recruiter.  There's very little talent in that state and they need someone who can import players.  Arky Chad actually fits that bill.

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