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Going to need to see us look like we belong against TCU and OU before I buy into anything, but this was an impressive performance, even if USC is a mediocre team. 

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3 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

You would've been the man had you started this thread when the score was 14-3.

Been saying we would curb stomp these fucks since after Tulsa

4 minutes ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

Fuck the pussies that doubted

Mmm... I hope this goes the way you imagined it but this game doesn't prove anything other than they look good at this moment. 

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Just now, YChang said:

Mmm... I hope this goes the way you imagined it but this game doesn't prove anything other than they look good at this moment. 

Doesn't matter we played well tonight

3 minutes ago, YChang said:

Mmm... I hope this goes the way you imagined it but this game doesn't prove anything other than they look good at this moment. 

Youre a bitch and you know it.

Fuck the pussies that doubted


They doubted what?? The coaching? Shut up USC sucks ass


They doubted what?? The coaching? Shut up USC sucks ass
Funny I didn't get a text from you tonight, fag.

I'll eat crow if we stay within 10 points of the cockroaches next weekend. This was a great win but this is still a team that can win or lose just about every game left on the schedule. 

I'll take mine fried with a side of tabasco, please.

Yummy, delicious crow.

Good call, o faithful one.

Fuck you Lopez we won
PS you fuck bad ass girls though
He's a bitch lol

It's not as good of a win as a kinda close loss to Clemson but I'll take it.



They doubted what?? The coaching? Shut up USC sucks ass

You’re a fucking pussy. Bitch
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Just now, Tailleur17 said:

USC is awful. Fuck off.

An awful team that surly swore would kill us. Get off the gas and enjoy the win 

USC is awful. Fuck off.

So we shouldn’t beat teams that suck? Fuck you
USC is awful. Fuck off.
We looked awful as well coming into this game. I'm not saying we are back by any means but this was a good win given the circumstances, especially getting down 14-3 early.

I get it. UT football has been bad for years but enjoy this tonight.

Happy for the win. Still have to be hungrier to score in the 4th quarter. 7 total 4th quarter points scored across our first 3 games this season won’t cut it in conference play. Also happy we seem to have a kicker!!

I loved tonight, but I still don't have any faith in Tom Herman as our coach.

It's not as good of a win as a kinda close loss to Clemson but I'll take it.
Fuck off aggy

Good win.  I'm enjoy this for a week. 

This is why you're a virgin.

Fuck off aggy

Like this thread a lot. Someone else will do this but there are multiple posters that said 1-5 was likely. Welp, you cunts are wrong

Just enjoy this, you fucks. Stop trying to score points. We needed this win. The fans needed this win. Just enjoy it

SC honestly might be the worst team on your schedule
Ok?? We won in convincing fashion. What is your point?

The poll on Mensa was set to close yesterday btw.

I know it's one game, but feels like the tide could be turning. 

SC honestly might be the worst team on your schedule

Pretty sure blowu is. Bitch
Ok?? We won in convincing fashion. What is your point?

You’re touting a victory over a team that would struggle with KU...

You’re touting a victory over a team that would struggle with KU...

USC would hang 60 on blow u. Bitch
1 minute ago, GoonerSooner said:


You’re touting a victory over a team that would struggle with KU...

you seem dumb so I won't go any further...


You’re touting a victory over a team that would struggle with KU...
Care to substantiate this?

I’ll gladly eat a plate....and would gladly do it again next week too.

It's always nice to win an early season Anxiety Bowl. And I will have my cuervo al pastor, with cilantro and onions on a corn tortilla with an avocado slice, queso blanco and salsa verde. 

Happy to be wrong. Hope i am wrong next week as well. 

Delighted to have my prediction be completely wrong. Bring on the Froggies, who I still think will beat us. If I am eating crow next week then...maybe we have something going here.

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