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5 minutes ago, SL Xpress said:

It's awesomeness.

I don't understand why everyone doesn't embrace this. It's the most awesome thing a random football fan could do. First of all, it's the single most identifiable thing a person can do on a moment's notice that definitely identifies them as a college football fan. Even the heavy metal devil horn people don't really do it upside down. Have a tv camera on you? Do the horns down, or horns up if you happen to be a Texas fan. Either one, the cult of college football knows on some level you're one of us, even if you're part of a sect they don't identify with. We already have the most iconic symbol in college sports. The Longhorn symbol may as well be the swoosh of college athletics. 

I say way more horns down thrown at random games where Texas isn't involved. I love it so much. 

I'm not bothered by it. Just continually surprised by our rent-free mental occupation. It amuses me.

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1 minute ago, SL Xpress said:

I'm cheering for KSU because Bill Snyder once said that losing the Alamo Bowl was worse than losing his daughter.

Oh, wait. No. Actually that's why I'm rooting for ISU. 

I like Matt Campbell as a coach a little more than Chris Klieman. I don't know why Campbell hasn't been snapped up by another program already. 

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because hes a douchebag 

Just now, TrashMaster G said:

I'm not bothered by it. Just continually surprised by our rent-free mental occupation. It amuses me.

I celebrate it. Good on you for pointing it out. 

1 minute ago, Kennythetiger said:

Al does corn. I am cattle. I farm a few hundred acres but it’s all geared towards cattle- milo, triticale, cane, etc. 

ain't nobody on here know what the fuck triticale is.   :)

I didn't know you were legit farmer.   I worked in the seed business in HS & college.
 

2 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

aggieville vibes>whatever ISU has.  got my ass kicked in Aggieville.

...did tailgate with the KState students who were harmless. ISU was good times. 

Then how and why did you get your ass kicked in Aggieville? I'm confused

1 minute ago, Steamboat1874 said:

Big XII is wide open this year and should be entertaining to watch.

I’d probably pick ASU just based on what they have coming back, even without the Tasmanian devil running back. 

4 minutes ago, SL Xpress said:

I'm cheering for KSU because Bill Snyder once said that losing the Alamo Bowl was worse than losing his daughter.

Oh, wait. No. Actually that's why I'm rooting for ISU. 

I like Matt Campbell as a coach a little more than Chris Klieman. I don't know why Campbell hasn't been snapped up by another program already. 

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I feel like every season I google Bill Snyder thinking he died in 2020 or something, but homeboy is still kicking along! 

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2 minutes ago, SL Xpress said:

I like Matt Campbell as a coach a little more than Chris Klieman.

Opposite for me so go KSU.

Just now, Iceman said:

ain't nobody on here know what the fuck triticale is.   :)

I didn't know you were legit farmer.   I worked in the seed business in HS & college.
 

Swallowing with gusto doesn’t really qualify as the “seed business.” /riimshot

Just now, DFW Horn said:

Then how and why did you get your ass kicked in Aggieville? I'm confused

Because he’s a pussy. 

2 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

I'm not bothered by it. Just continually surprised by our rent-free mental occupation. It amuses me.

As a non-longhorn I always thought it was dumb too. If I ever get on tv I would probably do the Tom Herman play-with-my-nipples thing. 

Just now, MNLonghornFUKM said:

because hes a douchebag 

Have you watched Brian Kelly? I don't disagree, but the level of douchbaggeriness in college football is pretty high. My gosh, we had the biggest douchebag in college football roaming our sidelines for a few years recently. My understanding is he's wielding a sledgehammer on a construction site somewhere to this day. 

Sacrilege these Iowa state fans sitting in the stands 2 hours before kickoff with hundreds of great Dublin pubs within walking distance to get some craic beforehand

1 minute ago, tbone_ said:

I’d probably pick ASU just based on what they have coming back, even without the Tasmanian devil running back. 

I'll pick ASU, too, bc I like their grit. Plus, ASU co-eds are really hot.

Are most posters cheering for Arizona ...

9 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

What kinda toss was that?! K State ball. Donkey Jaws Campbell is giving them an earful right now

Angry Matt Campbell always cracks me up...

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2 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Swallowing with gusto doesn’t really qualify as the “seed business.” /riimshot

 

Twenty bucks is twenty bucks!

2 minutes ago, SL Xpress said:

Have you watched Brian Kelly? I don't disagree, but the level of douchbaggeriness in college football is pretty high. My gosh, we had the biggest douchebag in college football roaming our sidelines for a few years recently. My understanding is he's wielding a sledgehammer on a construction site somewhere to this day. 

 

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2 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

Then how and why did you get your ass kicked in Aggieville? I'm confused

KSU used to be A&M. Their Potemkin village of a college town calls the center of it where the nightlife is based Aggieville. I would have put the equivalent of air quotes in that last sentence but then I realized I'd have to put quotation marks around pretty much every word. 

8 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

I'm not bothered by it. Just continually surprised by our rent-free mental occupation. It amuses me.

I personally love it.

Tell me
tell me that your sweet love hasn't died
And give me
Give me one more chance
To keep you satisfied
I'll keep you satisfied

… Little things we could have said and done
We just never took the time

… But we were always on your mind
We are always on your mind
We are always on your mind

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1 minute ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

this shit's gonna end 6-3, isn't it?

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1 minute ago, DFW Horn said:

I'll pick ASU, too, bc I like their grit. Plus, ASU co-eds are really hot.

Are most posters cheering for Arizona ...

Can confirm as the dad of an asu junior. No pedo.

 

As the dad of a San Diego State freshman I can also confirm SDSU is right there with them. Still no pedo. 

19 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

No holding?

damn it, i'm slipping when GPT beats me to the first "where the fuck is the holding?" of the season.

Hey announcer, no one gives a shit if you are drinking or not.   3rd reference to him not drinking in 30 min.  

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Just now, SL Xpress said:

KSU used to be A&M. Their Potemkin village of a college town calls the center of it where the nightlife is based Aggieville. I would have put the equivalent of air quotes in that last sentence but then I realized I'd have to put quotation marks around pretty much every word. 

Yes, I've been to Manhattan. I wanna know how & why he got his ass kicked by harmless KSU students/fans.

Just now, lilMAC25 said:

Iowa St QB is ass, my dude

They're both ass. Avery Johnson might be the most overrated QB in the country.

5 minutes ago, hundredTT said:

I feel like every season I google Bill Snyder thinking he died in 2020 or something, but homeboy is still kicking along! 

It's weekend at bernie's thing. I'm sure of it. 

They're probably going to bring his dead corpse back as the head coach any year now.

1 minute ago, Mo Horn said:

How are these teams ranked? They look horrible

this your first time watching college football? the polls are always accurate this time of year.

1 minute ago, tbone_ said:

Can confirm as the dad of an asu junior. No pedo.

As the dad of a San Diego State freshman I can also confirm SDSU is right there with them. Still no pedo. 

Have you been to Islands near the ASU campus for a burger/brew on the patio? Eye candy central

8 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

I'm not bothered by it. Just continually surprised by our rent-free mental occupation. It amuses me.

I will never do it as an opposing fan.

It's just acknowledgement, exactly like you describe.

1 minute ago, tbone_ said:

Can confirm as the dad of an asu junior. No pedo.

 

As the dad of a San Diego State freshman I can also confirm SDSU is right there with them. Still no pedo. 

You're talking about college co-eds. The no pedo qualifier is unnecessary. 

1 minute ago, tbone_ said:

Can confirm as the dad of an asu junior. No pedo.

 

As the dad of a San Diego State freshman I can also confirm SDSU is right there with them. Still no pedo. 

I applied to and toured UCSD, I won't claim it's the same as SDSU, Tech, Texas, ASU or SWTSU but, it did not suck.

1 minute ago, DFW Horn said:

Yes, I've been to Manhattan. I wanna know how & why he got his ass kicked by harmless KSU students/fans.

I read it as he kicked his own ass with alcohol.

3 minutes ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

 

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Herman was mocking Mizzou's QB with this bit. "Putting on his backpack", so to speak

"These teams look like shit>"

Well they are playing in pouring ass rain...in the first game of the year, in a slightly foreign arena.

1 minute ago, DFW Horn said:

Have you been to Islands near the ASU campus for a burger/brew on the patio? Eye candy central

There is a reason that game is circled on my calender.

1 minute ago, TrashMaster G said:

You're talking about college co-eds. The no pedo qualifier is unnecessary. 

Yes, most of 'em are at least 18

1 minute ago, Brian Fantana said:

They're both ass. Avery Johnson might be the most overrated QB in the country.

You only say that because you're on a Texas site.

That's not a knock on you as a Tech fan, BTW. That's a gibe at college football fans in general this offseason.

Hey announcer, no one gives a shit if you are drinking or not.   3rd reference to him not drinking in 30 min.  

Seems like Dusty was allowed to be outside the US on condition he won’t drink, fight or kill anyone.
1 minute ago, The Hot Dog Buffet said:

I read it as he kicked his own ass with alcohol.

Ah...thanks for translating

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