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  • Al_4_ISU
    Al_4_ISU

    The reason I didn’t go to Dublin was because my home town was having its 125th. My dad drove this IH 1206 on our farm float, with his glass of Black Velvet riding on the fender. Didn’t spill a drop

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  • LonghornSean
    LonghornSean

    Allegedly, Avery Johnson’s brother and father came to blows postgame  

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20 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

* muff

Returner never possessed the ball

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Just now, Longboard Horn said:

Before those completions both teams only had 3 total passing yards combined. That's sad

Working out the kinks.

This play-by-play guy really struggles with basic arithmetic and yards to gain.

3 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

Yes, I've been to Manhattan. I wanna know how & why he got his ass kicked by harmless KSU students/fans.

Yeah, I am curious too cause as I noted, I earned an ass beating or two and I was treated with sympathy for being a drunken ass. Clearly, and accurately viewed as a harmless loud mouth.

1 minute ago, SL Xpress said:

You only say that because you're on a Texas site.

That's not a knock on you as a Tech fan, BTW. That's a gibe at college football fans in general this offseason.

Where I am has no bearing on that statement lol

1 minute ago, Longboard Horn said:

Touchdown ISU

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10 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

I went to multiple Texas games in Manhattan, I never caught any shit, even when I absolutely deserved it a time or two. I've got no issue pulling for them. 

No ill will towards ISU, just more attachment to KSU. I'm good with either winning the Big XII. 

I also went to a game at KSU as part of a solo road trip. 2012. We predictably lost. People in the stands were nice and a group of ksu fans bought me a drink before the game, telling me I would need it. Not a bad experience for a road loss.

2 minutes ago, mrhorn said:


Seems like Dusty was allowed to be outside the US on condition he won’t drink, fight or kill anyone.

Just to remind you, they're in Ireland.

Just now, PittsburghTiger said:

Working out the kinks.

Yeah, shocking in heavy ass rain, first possession, of the first game of the season for two ranked opponents is a tad sloppy early.

Shocking!

10 minutes ago, SL Xpress said:

Have you watched Brian Kelly? I don't disagree, but the level of douchbaggeriness in college football is pretty high. My gosh, we had the biggest douchebag in college football roaming our sidelines for a few years recently. My understanding is he's wielding a sledgehammer on a construction site somewhere to this day. 

oh i dont disagree. Tons of youngish douchebag coaches in college. I should know this, PJ Fleck is in my state

1 minute ago, Brian Fantana said:

Where I am has no bearing on that statement lol

Yes, I wasn't really directing the statement at you. You were more the foil for a comment on college football in general this offseason.

Just now, Brian Fantana said:

Why is that big dumb bitch Dvoracek still employed?

New-found sobriety?

1 minute ago, hookem2010 said:

I also went to a game at KSU as part of a solo road trip. 2012. We predictably lost. People in the stands were nice and a group of ksu fans bought me a drink before the game, telling me I would need it. Not a bad experience for a road loss.

Fun times, Case Mccoy days? or was it Ash still? 

1 minute ago, Brian Fantana said:

Why is that big dumb bitch Dvoracek still employed?

I actually think he's pretty good. I don't want to, but I like his radio show. 

2 minutes ago, hookem2010 said:

I also went to a game at KSU as part of a solo road trip. 2012. We predictably lost. People in the stands were nice and a group of ksu fans bought me a drink before the game, telling me I would need it. Not a bad experience for a road loss.

Hah! I was there too. That drunk Longhorn being laughed at and supported by KSU fans, me.

12 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Angry Matt Campbell always cracks me up...

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Just say “Matt Campbell.” It’s redundant. 

4 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

This play-by-play guy really struggles with basic arithmetic and yards to gain.

Where are the LOS and LtG graphic lines?

1 minute ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Fun times, Case Mccoy days? or was it Ash still? 

Pretty sure Case had a pick-6 that game. Wide out, so predictable.

1 minute ago, hookem2010 said:

Pretty sure Case had a pick-6 that game. Wide out, so predictable.

that mustve been Frankenkleins heisman bid year. LOL 

8 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Becht with some badass throws

You’re welcome.

Grounding, he can't drop the ball.  They blew it.

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Just now, mrhorn said:


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This one will always be my favorite.

But, will she give you a rim job like the ISU ginger?

Just now, DFW Horn said:

Johnson's passing acumen seems less than ideal

Every time I watch that guy (which isnt often), I wonder why he gets so much positive press. Plus he looks like he'd rather be dancing around to "goodbye horses" while he sews his skin suits.

How in the world did aggy make this list? It must've improved significantly this century.

UA, ASU top list of hottest students

7 minutes ago, Brian Fantana said:

Why is that big dumb bitch Dvoracek still employed?

The same network has kept Lowell Galindo employed.   

Your answer.   

Just now, DFW Horn said:

How in the world did aggy make this list? It must've improved significantly this century.

UA, ASU top list of hottest students

Cal is #1, sooooo.....

Just now, DFW Horn said:

How in the world did aggy make this list? It must've improved significantly this century.

UA, ASU top list of hottest students

Online poll. It's actually very telling that they only finished 10th.

Just now, JBJ said:

Cal is #1, sooooo.....

Yeah, that's questionable. Brainy, granola bitches

If you just glance, this game is Cowboys-Redskins, uniforms-wise.

4 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

How in the world did aggy make this list? It must've improved significantly this century.

UA, ASU top list of hottest students

#1 makes the list completely useless.

California State University? Which one? There's like a dozen of 'em.

Penn State #4?  Uh-huh, yeah, sure...

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