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  • Al_4_ISU
    Al_4_ISU

    The reason I didn’t go to Dublin was because my home town was having its 125th. My dad drove this IH 1206 on our farm float, with his glass of Black Velvet riding on the fender. Didn’t spill a drop

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  • LonghornSean
    LonghornSean

    Allegedly, Avery Johnson’s brother and father came to blows postgame  

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Maybe it’s the wet field but both teams look slow

Just now, Longboard Horn said:

Horrible kick. Didn’t realize Bert Auburn is ISU’s kicker now 

Just found out that Bert's in Miami. 

23 minutes ago, ztejas said:

It would be hard to come up with a worse ranking than this. Jesus. 

That list must have been made by the ugliest men.

1 minute ago, Topper13 said:

Just found out that Bert's in Miami. 

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Flopping when the ref pushes you...

3 minutes ago, Topper13 said:

Just found out that Bert's in Miami. 

For the weekend hanging out on the beach and clubbing?  Sounds like fun.  

2 minutes ago, JBJ said:

Flopping when the ref pushes you...

KSU nudged him with a hand, and I do mean nudged. It was a very Brazilian football dive. 

8 minutes ago, Topper13 said:

Just found out that Bert's in Miami. 

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13 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Survivor tippy cup being played?

Nah.  Too many toddlers 

Grounding

Johnson never escaped the pocket

Edited by DFW Horn
* tackle box

1 hour ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

……..at least it’s college football, amirite??

 

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There’s absolutely nothing to take away from that first half other than Rocco can throw a beautiful ball when he can hang on, and Avery Johnson can run when he isn’t slipping.

3 minutes ago, Al_4_ISU said:

Nah.  Too many toddlers 

toddler survival tippy cup would be more entertaining that this game tho...

Just now, Duane Moore said:

This is some bad football

I've seen better Taco Shack Bowls (now "Shoal Creek Showdown") between McCallum and Anderson.

The total abandonment of the “don’t field a punt inside the 10” philosophy in football over the past few years is baffling to me. Like coaches forgot how to do a risk/reward analysis. 

14 minutes ago, DanTheHorn said:

This game has been sloppy then again it is game one.

And in the rain in a significantly different time zone. I imagine also, probably not the ideal pre-game procedures and preparation given the distractions of Ireland.

7 minutes ago, Al_4_ISU said:

Nah.  Too many toddlers 

Those fuckers can never keep up.

1 minute ago, The Hot Dog Buffet said:

Since it's both teams and not just one shitting the bed, I think it's mostly field conditions.

This.  I’m not going to react strongly to this game either way.  If we win, it’s probably dumb luck.  Same if we lose.

Welp... fct is, it's not a very exciting game, so far. Makes XII look less than great. Where's Yormark when they need him?

1 minute ago, Tex Long said:

Welp... fct is, it's not a very exciting game, so far. Makes XII look less than great. Where's Yormark when they need him?

I think it's been great. 

3 minutes ago, Al_4_ISU said:

This.  I’m not going to react strongly to this game either way.  If we win, it’s probably dumb luck.  Same if we lose.

First game, rainy weather, foreign environment.  Not surprised on the sloppiness.  Real season begins next week.

4 minutes ago, westexhorn said:

First game, rainy weather, foreign environment.  Not surprised on the sloppiness.  Real season begins next week.

College football doesn't begin until the fighting Texas aggys kick the ball off stupid sip.

5 minutes ago, Tex Long said:

Welp... fct is, it's not a very exciting game, so far. Makes XII look less than great. Where's Yormark when they need him?

Generalizing an entire conference after one half of one game on the first day of football in meh conditions overseas seems like a choice even for this board.

2 minutes ago, usmc0331horn said:

Generalizing an entire conference after one half of one game on the first day of football in meh conditions overseas seems like a choice even for this board.

We have most of the Surly classics already:

"Both of these teams suck"

"How are these teams ranked?"

"Texas would beat either team by 20 points"

"This game sucks"

4 minutes ago, ztejas said:

College football doesn't begin until the fighting Texas aggys kick the ball off stupid sip.

Whoop!  

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

We have most of the Surly classics already:

"Both of these teams suck"

"How are these teams ranked?"

"Texas would beat either team by 20 points"

"This game sucks"

I haven't questioned why they're ranked.  I do think we'd beat the dog out of either of them.  And yes, this game sucks.

Nice to see Surlys falling - if not leaping - into the sarchasm.

Let's all hope things open up in the second half.

Still waiting for Campbell to start foaming at the mouth. He screeched a little, but plenty of time left.

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This field looks like absolute dog shit. I hope like hell Texas never ever ever ever considers one of these bullshit ass games on the other side of the fucking globe.

I love college because you'll have teams that can just light it up and then teams who have zero clue how to ever move the ball or throw a forward pass and today we have both teams who can't do either lol.

Just now, Zeus said:

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Well fuck you ISU

I have his rushing yards over so you're doing better than I am. 

14 minutes ago, usmc0331horn said:

Generalizing an entire conference after one half of one game on the first day of football in meh conditions overseas seems like a choice even for this board.

Yeah the big12 is for sure going to surprise everyone and dominate in the CFP winning zero (0) games. 

Just now, ztejas said:

I have his rushing yards over so you're doing better than I am. 

Trying out prize picks this year

its like a 6 pay prop bet that pays probably 2/3 of what Vegas does 

but somehow legal in Texas

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

This field looks like absolute dog shit. I hope like hell Texas never ever ever ever considers one of these bullshit ass games on the other side of the fucking globe.

I love soccer grass, but would hate to play football on it.  I wonder if they let to grow longer to compensate, so you just have longer and softer turf, then plus the rain.  Running around on a hairy sponge.

1 minute ago, JBJ said:

I love soccer grass, but would hate to play football on it.  I wonder if they let to grow longer to compensate, so you just have longer and softer turf, then plus the rain.  Running around on a hairy sponge.

Kinky 

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