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It might not be mid-season form, but it beats painting the front bedroom.  I am watching ball, making salsa and drinking tea.  Wife is painting.  I'll take it. 

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4 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Yeah the big12 is for sure going to surprise everyone and dominate in the CFP winning zero (0) games. 

Trying out prize picks this year

its like a 6 pay prop bet that pays probably 2/3 of what Vegas does 

but somehow legal in Texas

Why do you care how a different conference does? Seems like small dick energy tbh.

1 minute ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

It might not be mid-season form, but it beats painting the front bedroom.  I am watching ball, making salsa and drinking tea.  Wife is painting.  I'll take it. 

You'll pay for that later, I'm sure

Just now, Bevo&Pevo said:

It might not be mid-season form, but it beats painting the front bedroom.  I am watching ball, making salsa and drinking tea.  Wife is painting.  I'll take it. 

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33 minutes ago, The Hot Dog Buffet said:

Since it's both teams and not just one shitting the bed, I think it's mostly field conditions.

These 2 teams could be playing at the Rose Bowl and they would still suck. 

That's a good pick record by Corso even if it's straight up.

1 minute ago, TonyTexas said:

These 2 teams could be playing at the Rose Bowl and they would still suck. 

No way. The score is more like 13-10 in better conditions.

Texas number one in the country for the first time ever is not correct Mr. Announcer..   he left out the in pre season polls part. 

Just tuned in. Did the rain wash away the lines or was it like this to start? Hard to see.

2 minutes ago, DaysOff said:

That's a good pick record by Corso even if it's straight up.

Was thinking the same thing. Guessing most gameday matchups have a spread within a TD, too.

1 minute ago, Hook1997 said:

Texas number one in the country for the first time ever is not correct Mr. Announcer..   he left out the in pre season polls part. 

Dave Pasch hates the Horns

1 minute ago, 'stache said:

Just tuned in. Did the rain wash away the lines or was it like this to start? Hard to see.

It started like this.

27 minutes ago, ztejas said:

We have most of the Surly classics already:

"Both of these teams suck"

"How are these teams ranked?"

"Texas would beat either team by 20 points"

"This game sucks"

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Two successful run plays in a row.

This could be a Big 10 game, it's that bad. I do enjoy the hell out of it, but it's shit.

14 minutes ago, usmc0331horn said:

Why do you care how a different conference does? Seems like small dick energy tbh.

I had to suffer through big12 garbage while I was in school and years after. I went to the 2015 Okie lite game and watched that screw job in person. Their commissioner actively rotted against us and talked shit about us while we were still in the conference donating money to all those leeches. Could probably list 10 more reasons 

1 minute ago, Hank_Hill said:

Tuned in just in time for that dime, we are so back baby

 dime? I didn't see any dimes? I am sitting at the bar at Panovino watching the game and saw a nice touchdown pass. But, I  did not see any dimes? what the fuck is a dime anyway? and how does it pertain to a touchdown pass?

I completely didn't realize this game was today. It may be two dumbass big 12 teams but I love it.

 

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2 minutes ago, Zeus said:

I had to suffer through big12 garbage while I was in school and years after. I went to the 2015 Okie lite game and watched that screw job in person. Their commissioner actively rotted against us and talked shit about us while we were still in the conference donating money to all those leeches. Could probably list 10 more reasons 

Show me on the doll where the Big 12 touched you.

1 minute ago, Lidig8r said:

 dime? I didn't see any dimes? I am sitting at the bar at Panovino watching the game and saw a nice touchdown pass. But, I  did not see any dimes? what the fuck is a dime anyway? and how does it pertain to a touchdown pass?

Well, a dime bag is a small portion of marijuana for $10....I hear

Told my wife wanted to watch so of course we leave the house and I get to drive.   We finally get here and the rooftop bar has the game on.. in standard definition. 

We're back baby

Ames is Derry/Londonderry; Manhattan is off the coast of Dingle and Tralee; and this game is being played in Milan, MO.

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Wow...how the hell did Brown get that wide open? Even Johnson could hit him on that play.

1 minute ago, Al_4_ISU said:

Slaps knees

(welp)

Y'all tried to cover a fast WR with a LB on that play. Brilliant!

16 minutes ago, Zeus said:

I had to suffer through big12 garbage while I was in school and years after. I went to the 2015 Okie lite game and watched that screw job in person. Their commissioner actively rotted against us and talked shit about us while we were still in the conference donating money to all those leeches. Could probably list 10 more reasons 

Plus Matt Campbell is a bitch cunt

10 minutes ago, Al_4_ISU said:

Slaps knees

(welp)

Out west we stand up and there’s no “p”.  

Looked legit live and on replay.

13 minutes ago, texastroubadour said:

Plus Matt Campbell is a bitch cunt

This topic has been covered a few times during this game.  

Good job running the alley by #2...but then chicken winged the tackle

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1 minute ago, Zepol87 said:

Spot is definitely short 

He was clearly down by the light green patch and not the somewhat lighter green patch.

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Looks like he got it, but going to be tough to overturn the call on the field.

6 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Bs holding call

Are you joking?

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