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I know a lot of people refuse to acknowledge it, but there were at least two (maybe 3) games we win last year with even an average kicker. (We're talking chip shots missed)

Hope Rowland gets his degree in something decent, he won't sniff the field this year and he's out of eligibility.

9 hours ago, Vince_McCoy_Williams said:

Dick her? I barely know her

I nominate "Barely Knew Her" as his nickname vs "The Kicker"

13 hours ago, BigHorn'13 said:

This guy should get a lot of blowjobs the next 4 years. 

Your mom has a lot of work ahead of her.

I feel like this kid is going to win games.

May we never go without a kicker again.

34 minutes ago, Ten Bears said:

Can he punt?

I think he can actually 

3 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I take it our new Aussie punter isn’t impressing?

He had a 36.3 average last night, which isn't great but much better that the first two games.

Looks like the Aussie has a strong leg but just needs the learn to direct his kicks better. He’s getting a lot of pressure too. Seems like he’s barely getting then off a lot of the time. 

  • 3 weeks later...

What happened to his confidence after USC? He's 2-5 since then, and 0-3 beyond 40 yards with most of those missed badly.

10 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

What happened to his confidence after USC? He's 2-5 since then, and 0-3 beyond 40 yards with most of those missed badly.

AWOL.

39 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

What happened to his confidence after USC? He's 2-5 since then, and 0-3 beyond 40 yards with most of those missed badly.

He's a freshman. He overachieved against USC. He's going to be up and down.

Remember when Dickson let a punt go through his hands against Oklahoma State?

He got overconfident after making both FG's against USC, however unlike Rowland, Nick Rose, whoever the fuck that LSU transfer was etc..I think he'll be a solid kicker for us down the road.

Ok so hear me out. 

Mack Brown was a lot of things, but one thing no one can argue with was his ability to talk to kickers before big kicks and help them get over the nerves. Mangum against Michigan in the Rose Bowl, Tucker to send A&M out of the conference, etc. 

Herman should have Mack on staff, and on the sidelines for late game kicker talks, and nothing else. He can be a special assistant to the special teams coordinator or some made up BS title that isn’t really a coach.

I’ll hang up and listen.

 

I will not hear you out

Mack wouldnt do that shit.  Isnt he already getting paid by the university to be an ambassador?

We have McConaughey for kick prep now.

On two of his 40+ misses, one against TCU and one against KSU, I noticed as he was kicking that he appears to have a shorter approach to the ball than other kickers.  It looked funny to me and I was half-expecting him to miss those kicks.  I have not gone back to rewatch them and have never studied kickers and their approach to a ball, so I am probably just announcing my own lunacy in this thread.  

 

Ok so hear me out. 
Mack Brown was a lot of things, but one thing no one can argue with was his ability to talk to kickers before big kicks and help them get over the nerves. Mangum against Michigan in the Rose Bowl, Tucker to send A&M out of the conference, etc. 
Herman should have Mack on staff, and on the sidelines for late game kicker talks, and nothing else. He can be a special assistant to the special teams coordinator or some made up BS title that isn’t really a coach.
I’ll hang up and listen.
 

I don’t want Mack anywhere near Texas football at any time. I don’t care if it’s calling the game, doing halftime from Bristol, or just a damn commercial on LHN.
1 hour ago, hornian said:

Ok so hear me out. 

Mack Brown was a lot of things, but one thing no one can argue with was his ability to talk to kickers before big kicks and help them get over the nerves. Mangum against Michigan in the Rose Bowl, Tucker to send A&M out of the conference, etc. 

Herman should have Mack on staff, and on the sidelines for late game kicker talks, and nothing else. He can be a special assistant to the special teams coordinator or some made up BS title that isn’t really a coach.

I’ll hang up and listen.

 

nah fam

3 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:


I don’t want Mack anywhere near Texas football at any time. I don’t care if it’s calling the game, doing halftime from Bristol, or just a damn commercial on LHN.

It actually makes me feel better when Herman says he talks to Mack on a regular basis.  Herman needs to have his rough edges worn smooth by the ancient and wise stones of Mack Brown.

1 hour ago, hornian said:

Herman should have Mack on staff, and on the sidelines for late game kicker talks, and nothing else. He can be a special assistant to the special teams coordinator or some made up BS title that isn’t really a coach.

Mack ain't giving up his cushy TV job.  Maybe have him on standby, to phone in and patch it through to the kicker's helmet.

"Ground Control to Major Tom.  Mack for Dicker on Line One."

Edited by clapclapclap
Take your protein pills and put your helmet on.

30 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:


I don’t want Mack anywhere near Texas football at any time. I don’t care if it’s calling the game, doing halftime from Bristol, or just a damn commercial on LHN.

Don’t watch Texas All Acess on LHN. Herman had Mack talk to the team in preseason. 

He'll get his shit together eventually (this weekend would be a good time for that, if needed)......our most recent "great" FG kicker (Tucker) didn't even start kicking FG's until his junior year....and even then, it took him a while to become consistently good then great.

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I hope we Dicker the shit out of the fucking gooners Saturday, among other heinous acts..

2 hours ago, hornian said:

Herman should have Mack on staff

 

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Don’t watch Texas All Acess on LHN. Herman had Mack talk to the team in preseason. 

Then they went out and got clowned by Maryland. Coincidence?
59 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:


Then they went out and got clowned by Maryland. Coincidence?

Mack has a history of coaching his team to bend over for a school with a Sad Story™ hurting their feels. 

1 minute ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

This kid has a future

If he doesn't die from exhaustion or dehydration over the next six days.

He can have sex with all the women in the free world

Welcome to UT lore, kid.  That kick will be watched a million more times.

Getting laid by 40 chicks at once is one hellova way to lose one's virginity.

One for each acre, right.

 

Holy crap he looks like he is 14.

Edited by slorch

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OU GOT DICKED.




...and i bet stoops loves the taste

On 9/16/2018 at 1:39 PM, BigXII said:

I feel like this kid is going to win games.

May we never go without a kicker again.

BOOM MOTHERFUCKERS

 

What a fucking legend. Dicker, barely knew her!

Yeah we were tied, but you could almost have considered us to be down by 1 and needed that kick to win and avoid a loss - I really don't think we would have won in OT.

Dicker is the new Justin Tucker.

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He's going to have a whole sorority fighting for his dick tonight. 

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