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#101

 

Drown in pussy, dude, drown in pussy

 

EDIT: beaten and I don't give a fuck hook em dicker

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#103
4 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

He's going to have a whole sorority fighting for his dick tonight. 

Who wants the Dicker tonight?

#106
Just now, elnimo said:

There better be coeds blowing him on the ride back to Austin.

If nothing fucking else, he earned a kiss from Tom Herman

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#107
 
Drown in pussy, dude, drown in pussy
 
EDIT: beaten and I don't give a fuck hook em dicker



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Make sure you wear a rubber.

#108
On 10/2/2018 at 1:20 PM, ousux said:

I hope we Dicker the shit out of the fucking gooners Saturday, among other heinous acts..

Narrator:  We did. 

#113

He's now a legend. Plus, any time he has a stressful FG kick, he can think back to this game and have confidence that he can get er done.

#117

I like that Herman is finally making a conscious point to set up the field goals at the right spot on the field. He isn't just running plays now with no thought in that like he seemed to last year.

#121
2 hours ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

The kid was all smiles before knocked  that kid through

Yeah, I thought he looked nervous though.

Straight money today.  Long line of strong leg Texas assassins.  Breaking hearts from 40 yards out.

#122
1 minute ago, Lhorn said:

Yeah, I thought he looked nervous though.

Straight money today.  Long line of strong leg Texas assassins.  Breaking hearts from 40 yards out.

Llhorn where the fuck you been? Or am I just that fucked up you been posting for a minute

 

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Llhorn where the fuck you been? Or am I just that fucked up you been posting for a minute

I'm not the shaggy Lhorn.  Its a name that I've used for many years on other boards and did not remember it being used on shaggy so I used it when Surly started up.

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#131

Espn introduced the phrase Dicker the Kicker on the Aggie halftime show.

Herman says the winning field goal was snapped by a Freshman,  held by a Freshman and kicked by a Freshman

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#133
It actually makes me feel better when Herman says he talks to Mack on a regular basis.  Herman needs to have his rough edges worn smooth by the ancient and wise stones of Mack Brown.
Fuck off aggy
#134

Dicker is going to have a lot of great kicks over the next few years

KU (sorry kansas our k's are better than your entire football history)

#139

Just rewatched it.  Part of what makes it so awesome is that he was kicking on the ousucks side.  And you can see all of their fans stop cheering as the kick is on its way and fall silent while the Texas fans go nuts.  

#140
4 minutes ago, runthebone said:

And you can see all of their fans stop cheering as the kick is on its way and fall silent while the Texas fans go nuts.  

Man, that sounds really similar to some other game, but I just can't place the scene...

Can anyone help?

#141
7 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Man, that sounds really similar to some other game, but I just can't place the scene...

Can anyone help?

same yardage too

#143

^^^^^

That's starting to ring a bell, but you just posted a picture, and I can't remember what eventually happened..

#145
Man, that sounds really similar to some other game, but I just can't place the scene...
Can anyone help?
Uh 1990?
#146
Uh 1990?
Kicking into the same endzone, OU fans going nuts and then the ball goes wide left, no good. OU fans deflated. Texas wins.

 

#148

He also almost got into several fights.  After he made that tackle on the opening kick you could see he was pumped on the sidelines.  Then he pushed some big dude and was talking shit.  His next outing he got into it with 2 fuckheads.  

That game was great for his confidence going forward. 

#149
He couldn’t have been more relaxed seeming before that kick when he was joking around.



We need a gif of the head nod and smile from Dicker with 1:18 left on the game clock.

That kid is 100% pure unadulterated confidence.
#150
He couldn’t have been more relaxed seeming before that kick when he was joking around.
That's usually some nervous, skinny guy with two colored shoes, frantically kicking into a net until the last minute. They kept showing him over there smiling and winking, then he trots out like Bear Jew coming out of a tunnel with a bat.

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