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Drown in pussy, dude, drown in pussy

 

EDIT: beaten and I don't give a fuck hook em dicker

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4 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

He's going to have a whole sorority fighting for his dick tonight. 

Who wants the Dicker tonight?

There better be coeds blowing him on the ride back to Austin.

Just now, elnimo said:

There better be coeds blowing him on the ride back to Austin.

"coeds"? You know how I know you're old?

Just now, elnimo said:

There better be coeds blowing him on the ride back to Austin.

If nothing fucking else, he earned a kiss from Tom Herman

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Drown in pussy, dude, drown in pussy
 
EDIT: beaten and I don't give a fuck hook em dicker



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Make sure you wear a rubber.

On 10/2/2018 at 1:20 PM, ousux said:

I hope we Dicker the shit out of the fucking gooners Saturday, among other heinous acts..

Narrator:  We did. 

i love dick

 

 

 

 

...er

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13 minutes ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

OU GOT DICKED.




...and i bet stoops loves the taste

eat a bag of dicker.

get kicked in the face. hard.

5 minutes ago, BigXII said:

If nothing fucking else, he earned a kiss from Tom Herman

he earned a fucking name.

He's now a legend. Plus, any time he has a stressful FG kick, he can think back to this game and have confidence that he can get er done.

He stayed cool, calm and collected. He’s definitely getting laid tonight. Guess you could say he’s gonna Dicker down. Lol 

He couldn’t have been more relaxed seeming before that kick when he was joking around.

I like that Herman is finally making a conscious point to set up the field goals at the right spot on the field. He isn't just running plays now with no thought in that like he seemed to last year.

This will be him tomorrow morning:

anthonymhall.jpg

 

2 hours ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

The kid was all smiles before knocked  that kid through

Yeah, I thought he looked nervous though.

Straight money today.  Long line of strong leg Texas assassins.  Breaking hearts from 40 yards out.

1 minute ago, Lhorn said:

Yeah, I thought he looked nervous though.

Straight money today.  Long line of strong leg Texas assassins.  Breaking hearts from 40 yards out.

Llhorn where the fuck you been? Or am I just that fucked up you been posting for a minute

 

Herman giving the HS coaches a little love in the post game comments. 

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Llhorn where the fuck you been? Or am I just that fucked up you been posting for a minute

I'm not the shaggy Lhorn.  Its a name that I've used for many years on other boards and did not remember it being used on shaggy so I used it when Surly started up.

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My favorite scene from Silence of the Lambs is the same as my two favorite Texas kickers.

Phil Dawson

Kris Stockton

Dusty Mangum

Ryan Bailey

Hunter Lawrence

Justin Tucker

Cameron Dicker

 

Espn introduced the phrase Dicker the Kicker on the Aggie halftime show.

Herman says the winning field goal was snapped by a Freshman,  held by a Freshman and kicked by a Freshman

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It actually makes me feel better when Herman says he talks to Mack on a regular basis.  Herman needs to have his rough edges worn smooth by the ancient and wise stones of Mack Brown.
Fuck off aggy

Dicker is going to have a lot of great kicks over the next few years

KU (sorry kansas our k's are better than your entire football history)

7 hours ago, 89Horn said:

This will be him tomorrow morning:

anthonymhall.jpg

 

Who is that? 

That's me. 

Who are you?

I'm him. 

Oh ok. 

Just rewatched it.  Part of what makes it so awesome is that he was kicking on the ousucks side.  And you can see all of their fans stop cheering as the kick is on its way and fall silent while the Texas fans go nuts.  

4 minutes ago, runthebone said:

And you can see all of their fans stop cheering as the kick is on its way and fall silent while the Texas fans go nuts.  

Man, that sounds really similar to some other game, but I just can't place the scene...

Can anyone help?

7 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Man, that sounds really similar to some other game, but I just can't place the scene...

Can anyone help?

same yardage too

^^^^^

That's starting to ring a bell, but you just posted a picture, and I can't remember what eventually happened..

Man, that sounds really similar to some other game, but I just can't place the scene...
Can anyone help?
Uh 1990?
Uh 1990?
Kicking into the same endzone, OU fans going nuts and then the ball goes wide left, no good. OU fans deflated. Texas wins.

 

He also almost got into several fights.  After he made that tackle on the opening kick you could see he was pumped on the sidelines.  Then he pushed some big dude and was talking shit.  His next outing he got into it with 2 fuckheads.  

That game was great for his confidence going forward. 

He couldn’t have been more relaxed seeming before that kick when he was joking around.



We need a gif of the head nod and smile from Dicker with 1:18 left on the game clock.

That kid is 100% pure unadulterated confidence.
He couldn’t have been more relaxed seeming before that kick when he was joking around.
That's usually some nervous, skinny guy with two colored shoes, frantically kicking into a net until the last minute. They kept showing him over there smiling and winking, then he trots out like Bear Jew coming out of a tunnel with a bat.

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