October 6, 20187 yr Drown in pussy, dude, drown in pussy EDIT: beaten and I don't give a fuck hook em dicker Edited October 6, 20187 yr by BigXII
October 6, 20187 yr 4 minutes ago, TexasMan said: He's going to have a whole sorority fighting for his dick tonight. Who wants the Dicker tonight?
October 6, 20187 yr Just now, elnimo said: There better be coeds blowing him on the ride back to Austin. "coeds"? You know how I know you're old?
October 6, 20187 yr Just now, elnimo said: There better be coeds blowing him on the ride back to Austin. If nothing fucking else, he earned a kiss from Tom Herman
October 6, 20187 yr Author Drown in pussy, dude, drown in pussy EDIT: beaten and I don't give a fuck hook em dicker Make sure you wear a rubber.
October 6, 20187 yr On 10/2/2018 at 1:20 PM, ousux said: I hope we Dicker the shit out of the fucking gooners Saturday, among other heinous acts.. Narrator: We did.
October 6, 20187 yr 13 minutes ago, Shaggy3.0 said: OU GOT DICKED. ...and i bet stoops loves the taste eat a bag of dicker. get kicked in the face. hard.
October 6, 20187 yr 5 minutes ago, BigXII said: If nothing fucking else, he earned a kiss from Tom Herman he earned a fucking name.
October 6, 20187 yr He's now a legend. Plus, any time he has a stressful FG kick, he can think back to this game and have confidence that he can get er done.
October 6, 20187 yr He stayed cool, calm and collected. He’s definitely getting laid tonight. Guess you could say he’s gonna Dicker down. Lol
October 6, 20187 yr He couldn’t have been more relaxed seeming before that kick when he was joking around.
October 6, 20187 yr I like that Herman is finally making a conscious point to set up the field goals at the right spot on the field. He isn't just running plays now with no thought in that like he seemed to last year.
October 6, 20187 yr 2 hours ago, Coach pop a bitch said: The kid was all smiles before knocked that kid through Yeah, I thought he looked nervous though. Straight money today. Long line of strong leg Texas assassins. Breaking hearts from 40 yards out.
October 6, 20187 yr 1 minute ago, Lhorn said: Yeah, I thought he looked nervous though. Straight money today. Long line of strong leg Texas assassins. Breaking hearts from 40 yards out. Llhorn where the fuck you been? Or am I just that fucked up you been posting for a minute
October 6, 20187 yr Quote Llhorn where the fuck you been? Or am I just that fucked up you been posting for a minute I'm not the shaggy Lhorn. Its a name that I've used for many years on other boards and did not remember it being used on shaggy so I used it when Surly started up. Edited October 6, 20187 yr by Lhorn
October 6, 20187 yr My favorite scene from Silence of the Lambs is the same as my two favorite Texas kickers.
October 7, 20187 yr Phil Dawson Kris Stockton Dusty Mangum Ryan Bailey Hunter Lawrence Justin Tucker Cameron Dicker
October 7, 20187 yr Espn introduced the phrase Dicker the Kicker on the Aggie halftime show. Herman says the winning field goal was snapped by a Freshman, held by a Freshman and kicked by a Freshman Edited October 7, 20187 yr by Irish Wrist Watch
October 7, 20187 yr It actually makes me feel better when Herman says he talks to Mack on a regular basis. Herman needs to have his rough edges worn smooth by the ancient and wise stones of Mack Brown.Fuck off aggy
October 7, 20187 yr Dicker is going to have a lot of great kicks over the next few yearsKU (sorry kansas our k's are better than your entire football history)
October 7, 20187 yr 7 hours ago, 89Horn said: This will be him tomorrow morning: Who is that? That's me. Who are you? I'm him. Oh ok.
October 7, 20187 yr 6 hours ago, UTEX_ME said: https://twitter.com/ItsDickerTime Dicker was as poised as Stone Cold Steve Austin, when purchasing 8.0 beer... All residents north of Gainsville must now "deal with it"...
October 7, 20187 yr Just rewatched it. Part of what makes it so awesome is that he was kicking on the ousucks side. And you can see all of their fans stop cheering as the kick is on its way and fall silent while the Texas fans go nuts.
October 7, 20187 yr 4 minutes ago, runthebone said: And you can see all of their fans stop cheering as the kick is on its way and fall silent while the Texas fans go nuts. Man, that sounds really similar to some other game, but I just can't place the scene... Can anyone help?
October 7, 20187 yr 7 minutes ago, Beau Vine said: Man, that sounds really similar to some other game, but I just can't place the scene... Can anyone help? same yardage too
October 7, 20187 yr Man, that sounds really similar to some other game, but I just can't place the scene... Can anyone help?
October 7, 20187 yr ^^^^^ That's starting to ring a bell, but you just posted a picture, and I can't remember what eventually happened..
October 7, 20187 yr Man, that sounds really similar to some other game, but I just can't place the scene... Can anyone help?Uh 1990?
October 7, 20187 yr Uh 1990?Kicking into the same endzone, OU fans going nuts and then the ball goes wide left, no good. OU fans deflated. Texas wins.
October 7, 20187 yr He also almost got into several fights. After he made that tackle on the opening kick you could see he was pumped on the sidelines. Then he pushed some big dude and was talking shit. His next outing he got into it with 2 fuckheads. That game was great for his confidence going forward.
October 7, 20187 yr He couldn’t have been more relaxed seeming before that kick when he was joking around. We need a gif of the head nod and smile from Dicker with 1:18 left on the game clock. That kid is 100% pure unadulterated confidence.
October 7, 20187 yr He couldn’t have been more relaxed seeming before that kick when he was joking around. That's usually some nervous, skinny guy with two colored shoes, frantically kicking into a net until the last minute. They kept showing him over there smiling and winking, then he trots out like Bear Jew coming out of a tunnel with a bat.
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