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Apparently he is a magician, because I have watched every clip of the onside kick several times, and the ball disappears every damn time as his foot meets it.  I do not see it again until we have possession.  Sorcery, I tell ya.

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Agree. It appears she can be quite rude.

  • 6 months later...
I didn't realize til just now that one his makes last night was 57 yards.
This dude is seriously good.
One of my favorite things about this current texas team is how there is star power all over the field. Even the kicker is a fucking stud.

Thoughts now?
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17 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

I wonder how much mileage he's gotten out of that in the sack

Not as much as you think.  He's had the same girlfriend since high school.  Lake Travis girls rule.

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30 minutes ago, Soliver465 said:

Not as much as you think.  He's had the same girlfriend since high school.  Lake Travis girls rule.

Sorry to break it to you sweetie, but he's cheated on you. A lot. 

1 hour ago, Soliver465 said:

Not as much as you think.  He's had the same girlfriend since high school.  Lake Travis girls rule.

Land of MILFs and honey. 

16 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Land of MILFs and honey. 

You got that right.

26 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

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25 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Land of MILFs and honey. 

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50 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Land of MILFs and honey. 

Every time the boy has a swim meet in Bee Cave I find an excuse to make a "quick stop" at the Lakeway HEB. It's usually worth it. 

2 hours ago, NorthLoop said:

I wonder how much mileage he's gotten out of that in the sack

Him & Ehlinger & a shit ton of other players keep their same gfs from high school thru college. I guess no one told them you don’t have to bring a girlfriend to college, there’s already some there. 

28 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Him & Ehlinger & a shit ton of other players keep their same gfs from high school thru college. I guess no one told them you don’t have to bring a girlfriend to college, there’s already some there. 

THIS! Although it looks like Ehlinger has a new gf. He figured it out. 

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Dicker the Kicker salad dressing. I would not have bet money on that.

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6 minutes ago, BigHorn'13 said:

So this guy is getting free pass it seems from all the vitriol. Why?

He’s not getting a pass. He sucks too. But he’s about the fifth or sixth biggest problem among the clusterfuck right now.

3 minutes ago, BigHorn'13 said:

So this guy is getting free pass it seems from all the vitriol. Why?

I've seen plenty of posts saying he seems like he sucks.  Low on the list of worries.  The dropped snap falls under shit happens.  Happened to our pro bowl NFL guy.

8 minutes ago, BigHorn'13 said:

So this guy is getting free pass it seems from all the vitriol. Why?

He was inconsistent all of last year also, he gets a pass from many because he has hit some very clutch kicks.  I don’t get the crazy praise for a guy that hit 70% last year either.  

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On 8/20/2021 at 9:28 AM, n64ra said:

Dicker the Kicker salad dressing. I would not have bet money on that.

Not seeing it. 

I am seeing the burger joint NIL.   Maybe more than one. 

Every FG he takes feels like a 50/50 shot to me, and I believe the data supports that feel.

You know what would be cool? If he didn't miss every single first fucking field goal he takes in every single game. 

37 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

I've seen plenty of posts saying he seems like he sucks.  Low on the list of worries.  The dropped snap falls under shit happens.  Happened to our pro bowl NFL guy.

I'm actually more forgiving of the punt fuck up because he's sort of out of position there and he's actually a good punter when he gets it away. Buj had so many absolutely atrocious punts last year. 

The FG kicking shit has gotten awful. I don't know what the solution is other than to wait for the next kid to get to campus. 

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

I'm actually more forgiving of the punt fuck up because he's sort of out of position there and he's actually a good punter when he gets it away. Buj had so many absolutely atrocious punts last year. 

The FG kicking shit has gotten awful. I don't know what the solution is other than to wait for the next kid to get to campus. 

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I've said to bench him in both game threads and probably a few at the end of last year. He almost missed his first XP Saturday too.

9 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

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Yup, I want to see what Auburn can do.  Dude looks just about crazy enough to kick the ball thing between the posts.

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Dicker is inconsistent as fuck. I would be willing to sacrifice 5 fewer net average yards on punts if we can improve his field goal make percentage. He needs to spend all his fucking time kicking field goals, not splitting time practicing punting.

1 minute ago, crash_davis said:

Dicker is inconsistent as fuck. I would be willing to sacrifice 5 fewer net average yards on punts if we can improve his field goal make percentage. He needs to spend all his fucking time kicking field goals, not splitting time practicing punting.

I'd rather him stick to punting and kickoffs. It's not like he was great last year when he wasn't punting. 

1 hour ago, BigHorn'13 said:

So this guy is getting free pass it seems from all the vitriol. Why?

He's known as Dicker the Kicker.  Not Dicker the Quarterback or Dicker the Head Coach.  

2 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

He's known as Dicker the Kicker.  Not Dicker the Quarterback or Dicker the Head Coach.  

He keeps missing kicks and he'll be known the Dick.

On 8/6/2021 at 9:32 AM, Pescado_Rojo said:

Every time the boy has a swim meet in Bee Cave I find an excuse to make a "quick stop" at the Lakeway HEB. It's usually worth it. 

Circle C HEB is every bit as good.

7 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

HEB Yoga Pants!

Yep, especially after 10am when classes let out over at Lifetime Fitness.

10 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

He keeps missing kicks and he'll be known the Dick.

Nick?

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Just looked up his stats to make sure the numbers verified what I thought I'd seen in the games.  

In 2020 and 2021, Dicker has averaged just shy of 46 yards per punt, which is stellar.  And he's hit 16 of 24 field goals for 67%, which is not great, Bob.

He's a punter, and he can be an NFL punter.  But he's not a very good place kicker.  Yeah, he can occasionally hit from 57, but he misses about half of everything over 40 yards, and he's not exactly automatic at 30-39 yards.

Best thing for everyone is to let Dicker punt full-time and let Carrot Top start kicking the field goals.

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1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

Just looked up his stats to make sure the numbers verified what I thought I'd seen in the games.  

In 2020 and 2021, Dicker has averaged just shy of 46 yards per punt, which is stellar.  And he's hit 16 of 24 field goals for 67%, which is not great, Bob, and it's damn sure not stellar.

He's a punter, and he can be an NFL punter.  But he's not a very good place kicker.  Best thing for everyone is to let him punt full-time and let Carrot Top start kicking the field goals.

He’s averaging almost 49 this year 

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