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1 minute ago, CurlyDumps said:

Florida's losing by 15. Texas reporters said their locker room truly did sound like they won their Superbowl last week. Zero motivation to show up on the road.

It was all so predictable "Save Our Corch!" and Sark treated it like we were going on the road to play Iowa.

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Ohio State absolutely rapes Illinois' receiver.  Refs see no problem.

1 minute ago, gofuckyourself said:

Ty Simpson is good

It helps that the Mizzery secondary is offering basically no resistance. That was absolute dogshit coverage.

And then showing Alabama's offensive coordinator...who isn't also the head coach or Oline coach...watching and calling plays from the booth...

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Nico misfires on a clear TD opportunity, but comes back to get a first and goal on a sneak and then throws the TD. 

2 minutes ago, Woodrow Call said:

Nico misfires on a clear TD opportunity, but comes back to get a first and goal on a sneak and then throws the TD. 

13-7 Bruins.  Who ARE these guys?

6 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

13-7 Bruins.  Who ARE these guys?

Sunshine is Jesus, it's the only explanation

Ty Simpson looks very close to what I thought Arch Manning would be this year. Strong arm, great downfield thrower, solid pocket presence under pressure and scrambles very well.

Of course, it helps that he has a stable pocket and an O-line he can trust.

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Illinois driving on tOSU.

Refs double-checking to see if they can fuck Illinois some more.

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Just now, TexArcher said:

Illinois driving on tOSU.

Not if the Big Ten refs can help it!

The fucking rules analyst is like, "that's a catch," and the Big Ten officials are like, "No, it isn't."

2 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

The fucking rules analyst is like, "that's a catch," and the Big Ten officials are like, "No, it isn't."

TBF it did look like his foot was out of bounds, which means he did not reestablish.

The real issue is that the DB shoving the TE out of bounds while the ball was in the air should have been DPI

I just can't enjoy college football right now. God damn it. 

So what the heck happened with UCLA?  They wake up finally 

14 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

okie st dumps the mullet and the players have woken up

Funny how that works when you use more than the same 5 plays. A big frustration with Gundy is he seemed to stop innovating and was so predictable. Hence back to back pick 6s against Oregon. They were the exact same fucking play. Happy to see the offense play with life. Defense is too far behind, literally cannot stop anything.

Every goddamn team I watch has an RB that can hit the hole with some burst. Why do ours all look like they are running in sand?

4 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Funny how that works when you use more than the same 5 plays. A big frustration with Gundy is he seemed to stop innovating and was so predictable. Hence back to back pick 6s against Oregon. They were the exact same fucking play. Happy to see the offense play with life. Defense is too far behind, literally cannot stop anything.

 

wegman woke up too

Jesus, Illinois RB's leg just went full Gumby and he fumbled.

6 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

So what the heck happened with UCLA?  They wake up finally 

Deshaun Foster was horrible. They fixed the glitch.

Wanted to watch Louisiana at James Madison … but, Galindo is doing PBP.  Every play is a SC Top 10 candidate if his screaming means anything.  It doesn’t …

… and I quit.

This is to me, contender/pretender week. 
 

Not that you couldn’t tell most of the contenders before now it’s just the difference is striking between the playoff ready teams and the rest. Hoping to see at least one or two teams that appear to be pretenders take that next step. 

4 minutes ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

Wanted to watch Louisiana at James Madison

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20-0 Ohio St over Illinois so far, must be nice to have a HC that knows he couldn't cut it as playcaller and stepped down for the betterment of his team. As well as knowing how to recruit OL in the portal and constantly improve your team.

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“IZz wULds tAkE LAhn kiFFuN oVa sArK iNz aHh hEaRtBeEt”

- This sub literally a week ago

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6 minutes ago, A’Dam Psycho said:

“IZz wULds tAkE LAhn kiFFuN oVa sArK iNz aHh hEaRtBeEt”

- This sub literally a week ago

The interesting thing about Kiffin is that he knows how to adjust in game.

Some bad throws. Terrible coverage by the Pitt DB on the prayer thrown up by FSU. Terrible

Two bad INTs thrown by Pitt.

Ugh

1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

The interesting thing about Kiffin is that he knows how to adjust in game.

Is that even legal?

Another blatant DPI on Ohio State and the ref was checking his cell phone or something.

There is no "faceguarding" in CFB, but it sure looked like the OSU cornerback made contact and interfered on that poor throw to the EZ.

Radio guys were tearing into the Ohio State-Illinois refs my entire drive home.

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