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2 minutes ago, Steamboat1874 said:

That is not only pathetic but very sad.

Doesn’t look like even the band showed up.  I went to a D3 college with 1000 students and we had bigger crowd than that

I've still never been to a game at Rice Stadium.  I should have driven up today.  The national slate isn't that great.

Of course Iowa's on field logo spinsor is John Deere

3 minutes ago, WBT said:

I've still never been to a game at Rice Stadium.  I should have driven up today.  The national slate isn't that great.

They have a great view of downtown Houston and a great campus.  as far as stadium facilities, concessions, etc.....did I tell you they have a great view of downtown Houston? 

 

8 minutes ago, Texzilla58 said:

Doesn’t look like even the band showed up.  I went to a D3 college with 1000 students and we had bigger crowd than that

The MOB always shows up. Lampooned Rice trying to sell naming rights for the rebuild and asked if it should be Bucees Stadium because at any given time there's more people in a bucees than at a game

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4 minutes ago, WBT said:

Of course Iowa's on field logo spinsor is John Deere

No FarmersOnly?

TCU doinks a short fg just before half.  6-3 Iowa St

4th down attempt falls to the ground, Owls take over up 24-17 with 1:52 left

Ahyy with an int by whoever is #25 to set them up in the RZ. Mizzou frosh QB and their OL kinda sucks 

York didn't get the int

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Seen this coming once Pribuela went out smh 

3 minutes ago, PGFrog said:

They have a great view of downtown Houston and a great campus.  as far as stadium facilities, concessions, etc.....did I tell you they have a great view of downtown Houston? 

Home of Superbowl VIII!

Missouri’s qb horrible…..no pass completed past LOS…..making it easy for aggy….aggy will pull away in 2nd half….their defense will wear out.

Somehow the tigers went backwards and about fucked off the possession. Going for a Fg

1 minute ago, WBT said:

TCU doinks a short fg just before half.  6-3 Iowa St

Not sure how you do that, but then again I have fucked up multiple wedges  within 50 yards of the green.

I think IF TCU can get ahead they win because their defense is playing well, but that is a  huge IF as Ricker and whomever is responsible for the interior offensive line problems the last two years needs to be fucking gone.  

Where the fuck are all the young linemen you have recruited because there is no way they are this fucking bad. 

1 minute ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Missouri’s qb horrible…..no pass completed past LOS…..making it easy for aggy….aggy will pull away in 2nd half….their defense will wear out.

3/9 for 36 yards is....really, really bad. Even for a frosh that's abysmal. 

2 minutes ago, WBT said:

Home of Superbowl VIII!

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Great halftime entertainment!

EJ Smith scores for aggy. Mizzou is soft af on both sides of the ball, and if aggy played anyone in conference with a pulse they would easily be 2 games short. 

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6 minutes ago, WBT said:

Home of Superbowl VIII!

If you miss the old pee troughs of DKR they still have them at Rice so that is another selling point. 

Nothing better than watching the millenials in their suede driving loafers accidently slip in the trough as they try to piss and not get splash back on the suede.

Oh, the simple pleasures of life.

 

 

4 minutes ago, William Bludworth said:

3/9 for 36 yards is....really, really bad. Even for a frosh that's abysmal. 

Hugh Freeze would have killed for that type of production from the quarterback position. 

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2 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

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Great halftime entertainment!

Rice seats 71k?  Damn, I thought the Rose Bowl looked empty

UAB gets it back at the 20 with 50 seconds left and no TOs

1 minute ago, PGFrog said:

If you miss the old pee troughs of DKR they still have them at Rice so that is another selling point. 

Nothing better than watching the millenials in their suede driving loafers accidently slip in the trough as they try to piss and now get splash back on the suede.

Oh, the simple pleasures of life.

 

 

Hugh Freeze would have killed for that type of production from the quarterback position. 

If he's extra lucky, maybe he can go back to Arky State with a QB who can complete a forward pass. 

2 minutes ago, PGFrog said:

If you miss the old pee troughs of DKR they still have them at Rice so that is another selling point. 

Nothing better than watching the millenials in their suede driving loafers accidently slip in the trough as they try to piss and now get splash back on the suede.

Oh, the simple pleasures of life.

 

 

 

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1 minute ago, Sbbruin said:

Rice seats 71k?  Damn, I thought the Rose Bowl looked empty

Difference is Rice at one time filled that stadium. It was the 50's and the Oilers hadn't come to town, but they did fill it.

It makes me think how bad Jackson Arnold is. He got Hugh Freeze fired, and if he had stayed at ou Venebals would be fired by now. When you're that  terrible, maybe it's time to give insurance sales a try. 

Owls win. I've had 4 beers and a popcorn so maybe I win too. Wish I had cash to go to Valhalla.

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Hail mary incomplete.  War Owls!  5-5.  They'll have to win 1 of the last 2 against UNT and USF for bowl eligibility.  Going to be tough.

that is a horrible holding call in the Vandy Auburn game.  holy shit.

Booger is such a fucking moron. He just said "You can't throw late to the outside..."

That's not the saying, dumbass. The advice is to never throw late over the middle. 

God, he is Just. So. Dumb 

Rice coach is being interviewed by Smacker Miles.  Isn't that Les's daughter who swam at Texas?  Healthy looking gal.

Nick Singleton obliterated his stock by coming back. Allen will be fine, but damn, Single went from a 1k rusher to a maybe 500 if the lord is on his side. 

You know James Franklin sucks as a coach when you have two 1k rushers coming back and still can't beat a top-10 team, all while underutilizing your running game. State Penn did their fans a favor. They need to wander the desert for at least 4 decades as punishment for the Sandusky shit. I thought Franklin was enough, but no, they need more. 

Same with Baylor. They need 3-4 decades of nothing but mediocrity. 

2 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Booger is such a fucking moron. He just said "You can't throw late to the outside..."

That's not the saying, dumbass. The advice is to never throw late over the middle. 

God, he is Just. So. Dumb 

No doubt. No doubt. Ah no doubt. No doubt.

Hello Molly McGrath

3 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Booger is such a fucking moron. He just said "You can't throw late to the outside..."

That's not the saying, dumbass. The advice is to never throw late over the middle. 

God, he is Just. So. Dumb 

He's a 47 year old man who goes by a college nickname. You expect intelligence with his frontal lobe dysfunction?

44 minutes ago, PGFrog said:

I have been in the PNW and seen 40's and pouring rain in the summer.

Can confirm. Had a client in Eugene and spent some time there one summer, guys who sold tennis shoes or something. It was cool to coldish and wet, with lots of trees  dripping on everything. They claimed there was a sun somewhere on the other side of the trees, but I never saw it. 

1 minute ago, William Bludworth said:

He's a 47 year old man who goes by a college nickname. You expect intelligence with his frontal lobe dysfunction?

I expect the network to hire guys who at least make sense.

How the fuck does he have a job?

51 minutes ago, elfenix said:

Rice has gotten a hand on both UAB punts today, 24-17 owls with 13 minutes left in the 4th 

 

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(There may have been more people at the White Sox-A's game I went to in Oakland last year)

That is amazingly bad. 2-7 high school football teams with a population of 3,000 people have more people at their games.  

20 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Rice seats 71k?  Damn, I thought the Rose Bowl looked empty

It's a holdover from the pre-NFL days (opened in 1950).  Rice won the SWC three times that decade IIRC, so there was some interest.

7 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

I expect the network to hire guys who at least make sense.

How the fuck does he have a job?

You have never read Dan Jenkins have you? He explains it well. 

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