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1 minute ago, DFW Horn said:

Actually, Gore went to HS in Coral Gables. Much more affluent

Oh, I did not know that. I know he did chase rabbits, tho. A bunch of those early Miami players did that and just needed coaching and money. Ed Reed was a 2* recruit.

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What is rage inducing is ONLY Texas’s losses matter. OU’s loss to us don’t matter. Vandy’s loss to us don’t matter. Our wins over them don’t matter. Beating aggy doesn’t matter other than keeping them out of the CCG game, and so what? 
 

so the lesson here is 3 losses are bad. And it doesn’t matter if teams we beat get in and we don’t. So don’t lose three games and especially don’t lose one after a bye week and look like assclowns. Damn. Rant over. I am sad but it’s like don’t put your destiny in people like Booger’s hands who doesn’t even know we beat OU and Vandy also, in addition to aggy, 

15 minutes ago, William Bludworth said:

Booger is such a tard. He spins yarn about Texas not making it because of the loss to Florida, yet will die on a hill that a ND team that has played nobody and lost to a shitty aggy team is somehow peaking. Jlawok.gif

He’s regarded

Best uniform game of the year about to start on NBC

I really can't wait to see who LSU hires as HC. It will not go well, and I'm here for it. 

1 minute ago, texastroubadour said:

He’s regarded

Frontal lobe damage and CTE have left him drooling during commercial breaks. 

Just now, WBT said:

Best uniform game of the year about to start on NBC

UCLA blue on USC red?

Just now, Underdog said:

Yeah, Booger has a hard time grasping reality... 

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Oooh...holy shit. Looking at Booger's left pinky makes my hand hurt

1 minute ago, DFW Horn said:

UCLA blue on USC red?

indeed

better when it's at the rose bowl but the coliseum isn't too bad

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1 minute ago, Underdog said:

Yeah, Booger has a hard time grasping reality... 

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Just now, William Bludworth said:

That would be a beautiful sight. Are they allowed to both wear their home colors?

Yes, with permission from the home teams

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2 minutes ago, WBT said:

indeed

better when it's at the rose bowl but the coliseum isn't too bad

The Coliseum is kinda bad ass, tbf. But yeah, the Rose Bowl is much, much better. 

Yes, with permission from the home teams
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First row is not ideal
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Just now, DFW Horn said:

UCLA blue on USC red?

They used to do that all the time.

Kind of a good look.

Iron Bowl getting ready to go.  I stick with it until I'm bored and then find some other game.  I'm so thrilled. 

So if Va Tech or Cal can get the upset Duke is in the ACCCG with 5 losses.   Let chaos reign.  
 

 

19 minutes ago, NashLonghorn said:

The only good thing that has happened this weekend is Texas pushing aggie's face in. That's fucking it! 

Army beat UTSA to get bowl eligible. 

5 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Yeah, Booger has a hard time grasping reality... 

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1 minute ago, Sbbruin said:


First row is not ideal
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I’m shittily in Section 202. Grab a beer during halftime? 

Just now, William Bludworth said:

Kind of? It's beautiful af. 

I do like it a lot.

6 minutes ago, WBT said:

indeed

better when it's at the rose bowl but the coliseum isn't too bad

That game was always must watch TV back in the good old days when cameramen were allowed to express their inner pervert. 

Which school's gumps are wearing coat & tie for the Bama - Aubarn game?

I can't tell in the dark

Just now, Nicole44 said:

Lose Bama lose! Need a 3 loss team to join us. Go Auburn go! 

War Eagle!

What's the Deal with War Eagle? I Thought You Guys Were the Auburn Tigers…  – On The Lawn

DeBoer rocking the black hoodie that didn’t protect them from OU. I feel good about this one. 
 

go Auburn!!!! 

Just now, DFW Horn said:

Which school's gumps are wearing coat & tie for the Bama - Aubarn game?

I can't tell in the dark

Auburn, maybe frats do it all the time, used to at Bama maybe still do.

I think it was thing for most schools once, remember the cheap cowboy hats and pom poms they all had once too.

Jordan-Hare is loud tonight. We don't visit that zoo until 2029

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Just gonna throw this out there, but if Makai Lemon doesn't win the Biletnikof, it's fixed. He's electric af

Jeremiah Smith even being a finalist this year is laughable. He hasn't even hit 1k, but he's a finalist. OK. 

I have no idea who Skyler Bell is out of UConn, but he shouldn't win it because, well, he plays for UConn and they play no one. 

11 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

Yes, with permission from the home teams

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I think it used to be a penalty that the home team would decline.

I’m all for these Auburn fans blowing fake whistles and whatever other redneck bullshit they need to pull this off. 

Imagine Bama loses and the posturing between Texas and Bama.

Bama, we beat Georgia and you lost to Florida.

Texas, we beat OU and you lost to Auburn and FSU.

Texas seems to win that argument.

1 minute ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

So we need Auburn in the worst way right, just to get rid of bama 

Yessir

Just now, William Bludworth said:

Just gonna throw this out there, but if Makai Lemon doesn't win the Biletnikof, it's fixed. He's electric af

Jeremiah Smith even being a finalist this year is laughable. He hasn't even hit 1k, but he's a finalist. OK. 

I have no idea who Skyler Bell is out of UConn, but he shouldn't win it because, well, he plays for UConn and they play no one. 

central connecticut state catching a stray out here for no reason

1 minute ago, DFW Horn said:

Jordan-Hare is loud tonight. 

It's always loud. Between there and Neyland, it's a tough environment to play in. And my god they have probably the best gash in conference. 

12 minutes ago, William Bludworth said:

That would be a beautiful sight.

you should look into buying a color tv and ditching the Zenith B&W. 

1 minute ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

7 for Trojans. 

made it look easy

5 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Jesus Christ Auburn, turn on the fucking  lights. 

For a second I felt that Harbaugh pulled the plug to the lights. 

1 minute ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

7 for Trojans. 

Easy drive 

nothing we needed to happen has happened for about 3 weeks.  unbelievable chalk.

Damn Simpson, you had 2/3 of the field to work with, just lay it up there and give him a chance to go get it

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