Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.

Featured Replies

5 minutes ago, boilerhorn said:

Keep seeing OU with 99% chance of making the playoff, per the “Sponsor who paid stupid money” predictor model.

What is that 1% set of events that has to occur for them not?  Mateer breaks his leg at a Chipotle?  Venables chokes on a bag of dicks?  They are top-8 and won today.  The bus crashes on their way back from practice?  A Georgia DT is the DD for the OU DL?

if Mateer breaks his leg it goes to 110%

  • Replies 13.3k
  • Views 320.8k
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Most Popular Posts

Posted Images

2 minutes ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

It would be extremely Auburn of them to lose this game in the most excruciating way possible. Overcome a 17-0 hole, come back to take the lead, and then choke it away at the end. 

That is the most likely outcome. Take the lead with a FG, kick it off, Bama fumbles Auburn player picks up up runs 10 yards, yeets it to a Bama player, they go back for 6 points. Bama kicks off, Auburn fumbles the kick return, Bama goes into victory formation.

Edited by BurntEyes

I think we can agree that this season has been an overwhelming success for UNC. Only down by 29 with 2 minutes to go in Raleigh.

Edited by zlavydra

8 minutes ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

SMU with a short/quick drive for a TD.  31-21.  10 point hole.  13 minutes left.

Cal has plenty of time to Cal this up.

Just now, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Auburn, Alabama is about 100 x more pleasant than Baton Rouge. Kiffin needs to go to Auburn and torture DeBoer. 

it will be funnier to watch him torture aggy.

4 minutes ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

It would be extremely Auburn of them to lose this game in the most excruciating way possible. Overcome a 17-0 hole, come back to take the lead, and then choke it away at the end. 

image.gif.fc459fe08cb318033e54508d8268ee6d.gif

Just now, dcar00 said:

it will be funnier to watch him torture aggy.

Is Ole Miss broke or something? 

3 minutes ago, zlavydra said:

I think we can agree that this season has been an overwhelming success for UNC. Only down by 29 with 2 minutes to go in Raleigh.

You look across the field at Billy and his insane, controlling, influencer sugar baby and it just scares ya to death. 

1 minute ago, dcar00 said:

it will be funnier to watch him torture aggy.

Next best thing to the pirate imo 

2 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Auburn, Alabama is about 100 x more pleasant than Baton Rouge. Kiffin needs to go to Auburn and torture DeBoer. 

You’re not saying much. There’s cities in Somalia that are more pleasant than Baton Rouge. 

Auburn is either screwing themselves or getting screwed.

the refs got the memo.  do not fuck this up.

4 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Auburn, Alabama is about 100 x more pleasant than Baton Rouge. Kiffin needs to go to Auburn and torture DeBoer. 

You’ve clearly never been to Auburn.

 

I kid.  It’s actually not that bad; it’s definitely a college town.  I think BR is a little more cosmopolitan, but only barely.  

Atlanta is 100 miles away and Montgomery is 60 miles away.  EDITED to add: which is actually better than being in BR…

Edited by boilerhorn

Why does it sound like Lowell Gallindo is calling this Cal/SMU game with Nate Bargatze doing color commentary?

Just now, Fudge Nuggets said:

Bullshit call.

Especially when aggy mugging our receivers is a no call

5 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Auburn, Alabama is about 100 x more pleasant than Baton Rouge. Kiffin needs to go to Auburn and torture DeBoer. 

The geography note is absolutely fact. 

Does Bama have anyone that can make a defender miss a tackle?  As shitty as tackling is these days, they seem to never break free after contact.

Just now, Fudge Nuggets said:

Does Bama have anyone that can make a defender miss a tackle?  As shitty as tackling is these days, they seem to never break free after contact.

You fucked us.. 

Just now, Fudge Nuggets said:

Does Bama have anyone that can make a defender miss a tackle?  As shitty as tackling is these days, they seem to never break free after contact.

QB just did 

It would be extremely Auburn of them to lose this game in the most excruciating way possible. Overcome a 17-0 hole, come back to take the lead, and then choke it away at the end. 

Sec ain’t letting Auburn win this.

SMU with another TD.  Score getting tight.  31-28 8 minutes left.

Pony Express fixin' to leave the station.

Edited by Bevo&Pevo

that will probably do it.  no one is gonna do us a solid.

Welp, I'm really glad Texas won last night cause not a single team I wanted to win has so far today and that sadly looks to be how it will stay. Never put any faith in the Cal Bears or Auburn Tigers. 

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.