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Our offense against Clemson's defense would be a matchup for the ages. 

19 minutes ago, Duane Moore said:

Can we hire Pittman to coach our O-line when Arkansas fires him?

Only after he takes a massive dose of Ivermectin.

Listening to the Arky homer broadcast on the way to Matt's El Rancho.  They were so, so sad.

Dear Arkansas Football Program, 

rofl

Signed, 

Rimbo

These passive aggressive digs at the horns are both clever and funny.   Keep them up.  
 

I guess there aren’t any other threads to bitch about our offense on this site. 

2 minutes ago, Mr. Drummond said:

These passive aggressive digs at the horns are both clever and funny.   Keep them up.  
 

I guess there aren’t any other threads to bitch about our offense on this site. 

The beatings will continue until morale improves. 

1 minute ago, Dahobbs said:

The beatings will continue until morale improves. 

 

 

Clemson will need to start getting points on some of these possessions if they want to win.

Playing from behind and winning doesn't look like it is in the cards today for Clemson.  Certainly, got a long row to hoe now.

Geez - the announcers on ND-Purdue slobbering over the wisdom of Chris Ash.  Showed man; played zone.  Pass bounced off defender (who had arms draped around back of receiver) and bounced into defender's hands.  Chris Ash sucks.  The play had little or nothing to do with him.  Purdue is definitely missing all the DTs they lost in the portal.

Made it all the way to 6 minutes left in the first half of the Nebraska game before the subject of Patrick Mahomes came up. 

5 minutes ago, boilerhorn said:

Geez - the announcers on ND-Purdue slobbering over the wisdom of Chris Ash.  Showed man; played zone.  Pass bounced off defender (who had arms draped around back of receiver) and bounced into defender's hands.  Chris Ash sucks.  The play had little or nothing to do with him.  Purdue is definitely missing all the DTs they lost in the portal.

He didn’t suck when he was helping tOSU win a national championship. You might be suffering from bitchassedness. 

Do Nebraska fans always do that where they let go of balloons on their 1st touchdown?

  Because that seems like a pain in the ass to have to hold on to those things.

Just now, WhatTheBuck said:

He didn’t suck when he was helping tOSU win a national championship. You might be suffering from bitchassedness. 

I might be, but he definitely sucked when he was here at Texas.  That tosu staff contained Ash, Fickell, Herman, and Ed Warriner.  Since then, each of those guys have demonstrated peak performance of mediocrity.  Just about anyone could have led that team to a national championship. ;)

[yes - I am trolling] - none of those guys are as bad as we all think they are.  None of those guys are as smart as the commentators think they are.

11 minutes ago, DigDug said:

Do Nebraska fans always do that where they let go of balloons on their 1st touchdown?

  Because that seems like a pain in the ass to have to hold on to those things.

Yes. At one point about a decade ago there was talk that they were going to stop doing it but that didn’t happen. Imagine all the latex littering the eastern half of the state. 

2 weeks in a row a Purdue game gets a weather delay.  USC@Purdue in WL last week; Purdue @UND this week.

You know Clemson is still not out of this game. 

They can't make any more mistakes, but down 2 touchdowns with 6:30 to go...shiit

4 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Yes. At one point about a decade ago there was talk that they were going to stop doing it but that didn’t happen. Imagine all the latex littering the eastern half of the state. 

A lot of livestock and wildlife choke on released balloons. Yet another reason Nebraska bites. 

3 minutes ago, DigDug said:

You know Clemson is still not out of this game. 

They can't make any more mistakes, but down 2 touchdowns with 6:30 to go...shiit

Welp screw that, Klubnik threw another pick.

Poor Dabo can’t wrap his arm around the losing coach and console him.

1 hour ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Michigan WR’s aren’t very good. 

The Michigan team isn't very good, but will any one in the national media actually say it?

Offensively they are a fucking disaster from scheme to player development to play calling, but they have a 5-start quarterback they paid a shit load of money for so they must be good right?

louis riddick looks like he just ate surstromming without draining the brine

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Syracuse offense did nothing to take advantage of that situation.

That broadcast crew is working SO hard to convince us that Clemson is a great program.

I do want to check on thing, are the "experts" who put out the pre-season draft projections for quarterbacks the same "experts" who told us just a few months ago Sanders was a first round quarterback?

I really shouldn't be enjoying UCF pulverizing UNC as much as I am. 

Oh, really close to a 'Cuse first down. If it is, this game is over. If not... this game is merely almost over.

2 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

Oh, really close to a 'Cuse first down. If it is, this game is over. If not... this game is merely almost over.

 

30 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Yes. At one point about a decade ago there was talk that they were going to stop doing it but that didn’t happen. Imagine all the latex littering the eastern half of the state. 

I think a lot of the balloons make it to Iowa, so they're dumping on their biggest rival.

51 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

He didn’t suck when he was helping tOSU win a national championship. You might be suffering from bitchassedness. 

He’s ass. PK better.

Nicely done today, Texas Tech. Congrats and thank you. Utah had become unsufferable again and needed a reality check. Ya'll look like the team to beat in the Big 12 right now. 

Hammond looks like a baller. Should have been on BYU's radar. He's an LDS kid, but BYU didn't recruit him for some reason. Miss by us. 

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