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2025 game Week 1, #1 Texas @ #3 Ohio State - What the Fuck is a Buckeye?

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  • Hagbard Celine
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    just in case you are not aware of the circumstances and facts regarding this topic..... the date for saturday's game, 30 august 2025, was contracted 2 years ago during the negotiations between Te

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    Why the fuck not. 

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I took the off-season off to regroup myself and career, but now that I'm back there is no way we don't mudhole the Bucknuts.

Jeremiah Smith the best player in all of CFB? That's a nice, comforting thought to the jorts wearing fans...but they don't realize he won't be taking direct snaps, know what I'm Sayin?

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^^^ and so it begins...

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23 minutes ago, JFKFC said:

 

 

What can I say, I'm confident. 

10 hours ago, Vertuzzi said:
10 hours ago, MuellerHorn said:

Looks like it. NSFCVHealth though. Still... 🤤

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How the fuck do you even eat that?

Take #2 - How it's done

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For those of you who listen to podcasts and sxm84, have you noticed how they all talk about arch dealing with his “first start” and not a damn thing mentioned about Sayin getting his? It’s very odd. Yea I know he’s at home but still a big game worth mentioning.

4 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

I won’t go so far as to say you’re perfectly normal,  but it’s not because of this behavior. 
 

Park Gothic is just weak. 

Listen, am I going to have to explain to you how camera angles work?

Flirt

Going to change up my expectations some and just hope the Horns survive with a W on Saturday.  Going to be some rust, and getting back to hitting and settling the nerves, and that's just the fan bases.  

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1 hour ago, markstanco said:

For those of you who listen to podcasts and sxm84, have you noticed how they all talk about arch dealing with his “first start” and not a damn thing mentioned about Sayin getting his? It’s very odd. Yea I know he’s at home but still a big game worth mentioning.

All eyes are on Arch. Sayin can shit his pants, whip out his pecker in the end zone or even completely outperform Arch Saturday. The next day ESPN will only talk about Arch and how he did. That's just how its going to be. 

 
 

Oh dang, 500k flipped the line 4 points on a game featuring Ohio state and Texas. Sounds like a grand total of about 200k has been wagered so far in all of Vegas and the world before this bet.

Stroh might not start, but he will finish the game. It’s good to have two nasty guys fighting for one spot. 

31 minutes ago, Butch Had Not said:

Nurses salary. 

Working part time maybe

20 minutes ago, Mdhorn said:

Going to change up my expectations some and just hope the Horns survive with a W on Saturday.  Going to be some rust, and getting back to hitting and settling the nerves, and that's just the fan bases.  

Huh? Anyone wanting anything more than a W is delusional. Find the win, celebrate, go home. 

15 minutes ago, markstanco said:


Oh dang, 500k flipped the line 4 points on a game featuring Ohio state and Texas. Sounds like a grand total of about 200k has been wagered so far in all of Vegas and the world before this bet.

Or, it flipped it about 2.5 points at a single casino. And now they want more Ohio State money. 

Or maybe I’m missing the sarcasm while watching football and packing. 

19 minutes ago, markstanco said:


Oh dang, 500k flipped the line 4 points on a game featuring Ohio state and Texas. Sounds like a grand total of about 200k has been wagered so far in all of Vegas and the world before this bet.

What the fuck are you talking about? It changed their line by 2 points and it's just one book. 

2 hours ago, swoosh said:

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^^^ and so it begins...

Dang, the players have to ride in the back of an 18 wheeler like the Polka King?

2 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Dang, the players have to ride in the back of an 18 wheeler like the Polka King?

 Nah man that’s bevo’s rig. 

Fuck the couch burners. Go kick their ass. Play the game, don't over think. And dear Lord, we have a QB who can run. 

7 hours ago, ztejas said:

What did he pair it with?

 

7 hours ago, Codaxx said:

Martindale struggled early in the season. Michigan fans said “3rd and Wink”. He did adjust and lot of that was pairing down the playbook, especially the complex blitzes 

A diet?

 

4 hours ago, Frank Hammer said:

All eyes are on Arch. Sayin can shit his pants, whip out his pecker in the end zone or even completely outperform Arch Saturday. The next day ESPN will only talk about Arch and how he did. That's just how its going to be. 

If Arch played a mediocre or below average game, but our defense completely wrecks Sayin forcing 5 turnovers and we run for 5 TDs en route to a 41 to 10 win...

All the moron talk would be about Arch being a bust. 

Thats why it's talk for morons. 

2 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

28 (wheellhouse), 9, 7, 33

Actually not a big fan of 28. 

I like the order they're in from left to right with 9 being quite a ways out in front for me. But it's a shit quality grainy pic that I'm looking on a 6.9 inch phone screen, so I reserve the right to change my mind if seen up close in person. 

39 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

Actually not a big fan of 28. 

I like the order they're in from left to right with 9 being quite a ways out in front for me. But it's a shit quality grainy pic that I'm looking on a 6.9 inch phone screen, so I reserve the right to change my mind if seen up close in person. 

This was the hard hitting analysis I was looking for this morning. 

5 hours ago, Doc Daneeka said:

Or, it flipped it about 2.5 points at a single casino. And now they want more Ohio State money. 

Or maybe I’m missing the sarcasm while watching football and packing. 

 

5 hours ago, ztejas said:

What the fuck are you talking about? It changed their line by 2 points and it's just one book. 

Yes. Shockingly stanco actually watch the whole minute long video which explained everything. 

1 hour ago, Hermanator said:

Actually not a big fan of 28. 

I like the order they're in from left to right with 9 being quite a ways out in front for me. But it's a shit quality grainy pic that I'm looking on a 6.9 inch phone screen, so I reserve the right to change my mind if seen up close in person. 

Perhaps you are a fan of the other 28?

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I’m not really following the thread but if no one has mentioned it, tomorrow is going to be a beautiful day. We’ve had a break from the heat and tomorrow is supposed to be sunny with a high of 74F. You couldn’t ask for better weather. 

11 hours ago, SL Xpress said:

Thinking about Switzer rooting for a team reminds me of watching his coach's shows back in the day. Coaches' shows were invariably boring as all get out. Slocum's, for example, were about as fun as watching paint dry.

At Clemson, former Bama player and Arkansas native Danny Ford famously caused the cancellation of his own coach’s show because he literally was unable to speak more than a few words without saying goddam, shit, piss, fuck, or some variation thereof. He did corch them to a national title. This was in an SI article so I have to assume it’s true. In a related SI college football preseason issue story (1988 maybe) Bill Curry, Ford and a number of coaches were asked to list what they did over the summer. Curry cited several NYT bestsellers and biographies, historical novels and such.  Ford’s segment: “I did a lot of fishin’ and I tended to the livestock and repaired some fence.  I ain’t read no books.” Not sure Danny ever graduated from my favorite university or any university but he was an outstanding ball player, a good coach and unflinchingly honest, which was kind of refreshing. I would like to see an unedited tape of one of his unbroadcast coach’s shows. “Well, here’s that fuckin’ Bo Jackson making another gotdamn touchdown! Shit fire!”

14 hours ago, Tonesky said:

Big Cigar talk gives me flashbacks to a football talk era I try not to think about.

You bet.

Parker Livingstone.  Anytime TD scorer +450.  Seems like destiny and free money have collided.

2 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

I’m not really following the thread but if no one has mentioned it, tomorrow is going to be a beautiful day. We’ve had a break from the heat and tomorrow is supposed to be sunny with a high of 74F. You couldn’t ask for better weather. 

I don't remember the last time we had a low of 74. Don't be surprised when the Texas players come out in parkas.

11 minutes ago, TheAuditor said:

Parker Livingstone.  Anytime TD scorer +450.  Seems like destiny and free money have collided.

All of you guys should totally take that. 

13 minutes ago, TheAuditor said:

Parker Livingstone.  Anytime TD scorer +450.  Seems like destiny and free money have collided.

 

1 minute ago, closetojumping said:

All of you guys should totally take that. 

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24 minutes ago, TheAuditor said:

Parker Livingstone.  Anytime TD scorer +450.  Seems like destiny and free money have collided.

Why the fuck not. 

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24 minutes ago, TheAuditor said:

Parker Livingstone.  Anytime TD scorer +450.  Seems like destiny and free money have collided.

What is Nibblet? That seems like an interesting flier based on what Blue did to OSU catching balls out of the backfield. 

15 hours ago, Pig Bellmont said:

Covering -6.5 against home dogs, Cinci, on a Thursday night? I can’t tell you one thing about either roster but man I don’t know 

@closetojumping was right about the crowd but hey look, Cinci beat the spread

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^^^ i, along with my posse of (58 family members, friends, and pals) am residing at the HILTON COLUMBUS DOWNTOWN, and burnt orange is everywhere.  what a cool experience.  HOOK'EM!

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